Caitlyn Jenner who spent about 4 million dollars in becoming ‘Caitlyn Jenner’ has not even parted ways with her manhood yet; Meaning, s(he) has a manhood right now even as a woman., and yes one can only wonder how much it will cost.
Down Here in Nigeria, one can lose thy manhood with as cheaply as a handshake. No hidden costs, No extra charges.
According to reports from the University of Port Harcourt (UNIPOR), a 100-level student of History and Diplomatic Studies shook hands with a 400-level Medical Student and Immediately, he felt lighter.
He checked and discovered his manhood had gone missing, immediately, he raised an alarm.
The incident which happened not too far from a school hostel had students coming out, and before any explanation could be made as regards the 100-level student’s manhood, the growing crowd of student descended on the 400-level penis thief making him to quickly confess he ‘stole’ it.
He asked for time to return the missing penis but the impatient students continued beating him till the school security intervened on the matter, which has now been handed over to the Police in Choba for further investigation.
Returning the manhood is not enough though, someone should allow him to check if it is still working.