1. They say Jumia behaved like a typical yoruba boy
Jumia @JumiaNigeria is like the typical yoruba man who shouts upandan before a fight.
When the fight comes, starts behaving like spaghetti
— Victor Iweanya (@iweanyav) November 26, 2015
Jumia @JumiaNigeria is like the typical yoruba man who shouts upandan before a fight.
When the fight comes, starts behaving like spaghetti
2. Apparently, this is Hurtful Fam!
https://twitter.com/aunty_ifeoma/status/670137351683891200
Jumia will say 90% Discount and u will be expecting to see iPhone 6 for N10k yet it’s still N199k they only removed 100 NAIRA
3. They say it’s White Friday! Haha!
For Jumia, Konga, Kaymu & Yudala. Their absolutely nothing black about this friday. Your price are so WHITE!!! #WhiteFriday @Gidi_Traffic
— Tiiiii (@lutosinGBELA) November 27, 2015
For Jumia, Konga, Kaymu & Yudala. Their absolutely nothing black about this friday. Your price are so WHITE!!! #WhiteFriday
4. Oh Well, someone’s is about to take em’ to court!
I slept for Well @ noon so I will be awake at this Hour during some shopping Only For #Jumia and Konga to fall hand..Jumia see you in Court
— Nwachukwu chigozie 🇳🇬 (@donfigo99) November 27, 2015
I slept for Well @ noon so I will be awake at this Hour during some shopping Only For #Jumia and Konga to fall hand..Jumia see you in Court
5. And Someone Blamed Buhari. Haha
https://twitter.com/UnilagDope/status/670128592928555008
So all the items that did not load thruout the Night are now sold out.. SMH Jumia.. Typical Nigerian Economy.. Buhari Nice one Fam..
<strong>6. Nice One Fam!
https://twitter.com/Frosh_Pikin/status/670148529273356288
Nigerians on Jumia at 12am
Jumia: *server not found*
Nigerians on Jumia at 6am
Jumia: *item sold out*
Nigerians:
7. Ghosts bought all the goods on Jumia Fam!
Jumia's website did not open all through the night.
Now the items are "sold out" suddenly.Apparently, ghosts were buying them all along.
— OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 (@OurFavOnlineDoc) November 27, 2015
Jumia’s website did not open all through the night.
Now the items are “sold out” suddenly.Apparently, ghosts were buying them all along.
8. Apple hair cream
https://twitter.com/HisRoyalDopenez/status/670133256851992576
Hello @jumia do you people Have any Apple products today ?
Please how much is the Apple Hair Cream? #BlackFriday
9. After all the stress and you finally jam the owner of Jumia
When you finally find the owner of Jumia #ScamFriday pic.twitter.com/kn3btYoXKk
— Plangkat (@peekaymila) November 27, 2015
10. And Jumia be looking at you all of you like:
The people at Jumia in one corner looking at y'all like; "see them, na awuf them dey find" 😂😁😁😁😁😂😂 pic.twitter.com/YoesQ5VxId
— Slimfit (@iSlimfit) November 27, 2015













