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Instagram is the apex of Photo/Video sharing in social media today. Millions of Profiles with zillions of photos gets created on Instagram everyday.

If you have an Instagram Profile, you must have a habit of reading profile’s Bio. People read Bios every time they hit a profile. Now, Instagram is filled up with funny, satirical, sarcastic and of course creative Bios.

But, you can not create a Bio every time which is original as well as impressive.

So, find below 50 Hilarious & Creative instagram Bios for you to choose from.

You’re welcome.

  1. Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make…Then they call me ugly and poor.
  2. Don’t follow me because i don’t even know where i’m going
  3. Recommended by 4 out of 5 people that recommend things.
  4. Everyone on this earth is self-centered, the difference is the radius.
  5. I am so poor, I cant even pay attention.
  6. There are two kinds of people in this world… And I don´t like them
  7. Sometimes you just need some space… to fart.
  8. Someday, there’s going to be an updated version of me
  9. *Insert your bio here*
  10. I made a huge TO DO list for this weekend. Just can’t figure out who’s going to do it.
  11. Born at a very young age
  12. Do you remember my Instagram username I locked myself out and I do not know what to do
  13. My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
  14. You can follow me if you feel like it. You can also put peanut butter in your but#hole, if you feel like it.
  15. On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m a 11
  16. I have not failed…my success just postponed for some time.
  17. When nothing seems right…..go left!!!
  18. Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.
  19. One person’s LOL is another’s WTF
  20. Always give your 100 percent ….unless you’r donating blood.
  21. God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.
  22. Too busy to update a bio
  23. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my instagram bio….
  24. Error: Bio unavailable
  25. I’m not special, i’m just limited edition
  26. I’m COOL but Global Warming made me HOT
  27. Bio under construction…check back soon !
  28. I have Good News and Bad News to tell you. The Bad News is I don’t have Good News to tell you. And the Good News is I don’t have Bad News for you.
  29. Its not me….after Monday, Tuesday even calender says W,T,F…
  30. I’m Jealous of My Parents… I’ll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!
  31. I need 6 months of vacation, twice a year..
  32. I’m so good at sleeping; I can do it with my eyes closed.
  33. When I was born I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year & a half.
  34. CGPA available for adoption – Can’t raise it myself
  35. I am so open-minded, my brains will fall out some day.
  36. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
  37. I smile because I have no idea what is going on
  38. My mother told me not to talk to strangers. I never talk to myself anymore.
  39. I can resist everything except temptation.
  40. Time flies… after you hit the snooze button
  41. I am not fat, I am just. Easier to see.
  42. At the end of the day, life should ask us, Do you want to save the changes?
  43. God gave me a lot of hair, but not a lot of height
  44. Don’t be sad because of people, they will all die.
  45. Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
  46. My Brain Is Divided Into Two Parts: Right & Left.In Right Nothing Is Left.In Left Nothing Is Right.
  47. Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.” – some dead guy
  48. My job is secure. No one else wants it.
  49. The light at the end of the tunnel – are the front lights of a train.
  50. I only drink on two occasions .When it’s my birthday and when it’s not.

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