A social media activist has shared satirical tweets about a church in Abuja that allegedly charges it’s members N50,000 to swim in a pool and receive miracles.

Read his tweets below ;

There is this church in Abuja with a weird flex. The Pastor built a swimming pool in the church premises and called it “pool of bethsheba” or something.

The pool has healing powers. Enter and your problems disappear. If you want to enter the pool, you have to pay 50K per swim

For those who are too poor to pay 50K, there is a anointed bottle water sourced from the “pool of Bethsheba.” It goes for 10K.

I am not sure it has as much healing power as paying 50K to submerge yourself in the pool itself.

I mean, you cannot cheat God. It issa Pay as you go.

One certain Sundays, the Pastor does spiritual promo. That means he will let you bath in the pool, all expense paid by God. Even God Sabi do promo.

And of course God is blessing the members of the church who are already rich because they work hard. No shortcuts to heaven dear

The Pastor of this Church is, or course, eccentric like the average Nigerian Pentecostal Pastor. Fire for fire Ministry.

The man got another woman Pregnant while he was married. I think some fine ass South African woman.I mean, even Pastor like big bum bum.Cherish God’s creation

After plenty scandal, he divorced his wife and settled down with his fine ass South African Queen with big bum bum.

Of course the Church is still marching on, the gates of hell shall not prevail. People still troop in.

I mean, who can battle with the Lord? Not some sex scandal

I will like to mention the name of the Church and the Pastor but I don’t want the wrath of God to finally descend on me. I am a God-fearing man!

But hey, anyone who tells you religion is not too 2 the biggest problem of Nigeria is deceiving you. Religion is our own CANCER!

Just a hint: The Church is located somewhere around Kubwa. I think after Kubwa or so. Religion loves Poverty. Yeah

If Jack Thanos my account again, I will pay 50K, strip naked and enter that pool with his name in my mouth.

Btw, if you need Bethsheba water, I sell at a discount

1 COMMENT

  1. later u people call you’re selves social media activitist,life’s are been wasted, people are doing great things but you wouldn’t talk about it,but u can put your mouth in what doesn’t consign u, judging others on what you don’t know about,have u checked ur life!
    By the way I have heard of the pool and seen the miracles,4 advertising it devil has failed because now I must go.

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