Osi Suave tells

Popular media personality, Osi Suave has dished out an advice to Nigerian men, especially those residing in Lagos, about dating multiple women.

Osi Suave tells

In a series of tweets shared on his Twitter page, Osi advised men to be faithful to one woman because womanizing is quite expensive.

The on-air personality proceeded to list and analyze the cost implications of dating women in different sphere of life.

Read his tweets below,

“See my lagos brothers Just stay faithful to one woman cos womanising cost die.

Uni babes naim even cost pass
Cab to and fro from Babcock for weekend= 30k
Night out at Sip= 200k
Lunch at Cactus= 80k
Thanks for coming this wekend= 30k
340 Nigerian Naira to fok
How much person dey make
Thank God say soapy no dey kill person

Then those IJGB babes are the worst
Prado and Mopol to pick her from Airport 100k
3 nights at 4 points = 210k
Night out at Sip = 300k cos she go bring her innit friends
No thanks for coming here 510k just to fuck

Then working class BABES THESE ONES no dey bill you but 5 months after una dey nack
Seun I’m going to London and zenith has reduced my monthly limit I’m just frustrated I’m just frustrated = better give me money Shopping money in London 1000pounds
670k Just to fok

Then upcoming influencer for IG
You go pay for uber and ring light = 80k
They dey always get one shoot when just come up and them gats pay for make up and stylist = 50k
Their charger dey always spoil = 20k
150k just to fok

Then if you move to babe when get 10k followers on twitter 50k on IG Has weave biz on the side and drives 2005 corolla You are finished
Illashe for the weekend = 200k
Dinner at delis = 40k
These ones dey always dey latex intolerant Non latex condom 8k
248k just to fok

Planning to move to Canada babe
IELTS = 80k
Ielts training cos she get H factor = 50k
Visa Assistance and documentation =100k
Flight ticket to canada she will always promise to pay back You look for the cheapest available cos her papa 300k with 3 stops

I live in Abuja babes
Flights to and fro gats be business class so the toto go dey marinate dey come 100k
Prado pick up without Mopol 50k
Dinner = 20k
cos na kunu den dey drink for fct Night out = 30k
cos Abuja babes no sabi chop life Thanks for coming 100k

Then there is single mummy
Lesson Teacher for Jnr = 100k
School bus for Jnr = 80k
Lawyer for court case with her ex husband = 300k
Nepa Units cos Jnr is a bastard and forgets to put off the Ac everyday = 80k

Then uniben babes Very cost effective
Up bunk Hall 2 = 80k
Sharwarma with 2 sausage and one Bigi = 3k
One camp gas and 3 bowls of soup as thanks for coming 25k

Then babes with low cut These ones are demons cos they get big yansh&their vagina works like suction pipe So once u enter there e go hard u comot Their idea of kinky is changing their hair colour
Just prepare for urgent 200k, they want to urgently complete ticket money to dubai

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