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According to men, these 8 things distinguish great sex from the common one!

There is a saying: “Sex is like a pizza. Even if it was bad, this is still good!” Indeed, sex by mutual agreement will always be good just because you are already making it!

But there are some things that make this pleasant occupation even better. Here what you need, according to men, to change common “a-a-a” into “AH!”:

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1. Chemistry. Probably, this is the most important aspect of the great sex. It simply must be – and that’s it! Sex without the chemistry is like eating the yesterday soup for dinner: you simply do this to fill your organism, but the process itself doesn’t bring you any pleasure.

2. Absence of discomfort.
In sex, only those things that you consider awkward will be awkward. What is natural is… not without an orgasm! The potential “mine areas” include:

A) weird body sounds;

B) weird body liquids.

Just keep in mind that this is also the part of the person with whom you want to make love!

3. The feeling that the partner cares for your pleasure. We always feel that the partner thinks only about himself. If he acts indifferently and with detachment, this can kill any desire. But if you both are full of enthusiasm and first of all want to bring pleasure to your sexual partner, this only can make your sex fantastical! Regardless your technique or experience…

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“I’ve Not Even Penetrated My Wife Yet, But She is Already Four Months Pregnant” – Man Cries Out

A Kenyan man from Nakuru is currently at odds on what to do after he discovered his wife is four months pregnant.

The problem now is she is his new wife and he does not know to whom the pregnancy belongs.

“We exchanged vows in a colourful wedding in Nairobi just days ago back but I highly suspect that my wife is already pregnant with another man’s baby. I suspect so because we recently visited out family doctor for routine check up and said she was four months pregnant and our marriage is not even 4 months old. We’ve not even had sex yet” said Anthony as quoted in the Standard.

His Christian values ensured that he and his wife did not engage in s*xual activities before tying the knot, therefore cementing his belief that she cheated on him.

“I have since been heartbroken because I feel that I was cheated into marriage. I am seriously contemplating opting out even after sacrificing time during courtship and spending on a costly wedding,” added Anthony.

Despite caring for her, Anthony feels he cannot forgive her as there is no trust in their relationship.

“Can a marriage be nullified on the grounds that the brief was pregnant with another man’s baby without the knowledge of the groom at the time of the wedding?” lamented Anthony.

The Kenyan law allows for a couple to nullify their marriage if they have not consummated it.

Cossy Orjiakor Names Her Cats Buhari and Goodluck

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Cossy Ojiakor, a socialite based in Lagos may be towing the path of Joe Chinakwe who was charged to court and remanded in prison in Ogun State over an attempt to breach public peace by naming his dog after President Muhammadu Buhari.

Chinakwe was accused of taking the action to taunt his neighbour from the northern part of Nigeria.

Cossy Ojiakor has re-launched the trend by naming her two cats after President Muhammadu Buhari and former President, Dr Goodluck Ebele Jonathan. She satirized the two prominent Nigerian leaders with the picture of her pet animals playing around her compound which she calls the playgirl mansion in Lagos Island.

Cossy used the juncture to lament about the ailing Nigerian economy which has been hit by inflation as she jokingly expects her arrest by security operatives.

Read what she posted below:

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“A Popular Nollywood Producer Caused The Stroke I Had” – Actor Ernest Asuzu

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Nollywood actor, Ernest Asuzu, suffered a stroke sometime last year. But luckily, he is back on his feet right now.

However, to start a new life, Prophet Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin of Christ Mercyland Deliverance Ministry, Warri, Delta State, gave the actor a brand new SUV and N1.5m cash.

In this interview with RITA OKOYE, Asuzu reminisces about his days of tribulations and also touches on plans for the future. Enjoy.

What really happened to you?

My sister, I had two disappear from Lagos because there were lots of people after my life. I followed the instructions of God and left Lagos for good. But now I am fully back.

When you left Lagos, where did you go?

Prophet Omoto Fufeyin of Christ Mercyland Deliverance Ministry invited me to Warri. They contacted me after reading my interview published in YES International magazine. The prophet heard about my stroke and all the evil things people have been saying about me, so he sent me money to fly down to Warri. All these things happened last year. The period my wife and I spent with the pastor was pleasant; they took good care of us, housed us, fed us, and healed me. Now, he has also blessed me with a brand new jeep and huge cash. My journey to Warri was a huge blessing in so many ways.

How was life like away from Lagos to a totally new place like Warri?

My life has been all round good. During my stay in Warri, I launched three of my albums. I mean, not one, or two, but three. It was a life transformation for me. People had thought I would die. But here I am, back and better after spending one year and three months in Warri.

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Are you 100% healed now?

I’m perfectly healed, although I limp a bit. I can go to places now without aid. I talk properly now, unlike the way I was talking last year. The prophet prayed for me every day. He was very patient, loving and understanding. He wasn’t satisfied until I was healed completely.

Why did you jump into music, are you leaving Nollywood?

During my spare time in Warri, I faced my music and did three good albums. I have been in music for a long time. I have always been into music but it was more of rap. But now, I think I want to face it squarely.

How about Nollywood, are you bouncing back, the industry has missed you dearly?

Nollywood? No! I’m aiming at Hollywood. Nigerian music industry is full of evil. I can’t be part of it; I am a child of God. They almost took my life out of greed and jealousy. I’ll be going to America soon. Over there, I can join Hollywood. I think their lives are simpler and less complicated.
However, on a second thought, I think I can give Nollywood a trial. If I am approached my God-fearing producers, I might give it a trial.

What do you mean by ‘Nollywood is evil’? What kind of evil?

God in heaven knows that I didn’t do anybody wrong in Nollywood, yet they planned to kill me. A popular move producer, who I don’t want to mention, looked at me at a movie location in Asaba and told me that, that would be my last acting job ever, and he almost made it happen.

Are you saying he was the cause of your stroke?

Yes, I was still on set, but two days later, I fell ill. I had no money on me, so I called my wife to send me some money, which she did. A friend later came to my rescue. He managed to put me on a bus back to Lagos. As we got to Lagos, I tried to open the door and disembark but I fell off. The driver and passengers all came to my rescue. They carried me back into the bus and took me home to my wife and brother. When my brother saw me in that critical condition, he shook his head and asked, ‘Ernest, who did this to you?’ I could not respond, I was just staring at him. For three days, I was stooling and vomiting; I couldn’t eat. I was taken to the hospital; the doctors diagnosed me and said I was suffering from partial stroke. That was how it all started.

There were reports that you almost ran mad and even resorted to begging at Shoprite, what really happened?

It was really a malicious report against me. That is why I don’t like talking to the press, but you are a friend and very different. Some bad guys wrote that I was broke and begging at Shoprite. Fortunately, it was the first time Prophet Jeremiah heard about my predicament, before he read about me again in YES magazine. I didn’t know him from Adams, but it was through the bad reports that he traced and came to my rescue.

With all the gifts you received from the prophet, what next for you?

I am back to Lagos for good. I am also making plans to travel out with my wife. I really need a break from all these dramas. When we return, then we’ll know how to continue. I hope to start a new life soon.

19 year old boy kills best friend… and here’s why he did it.

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A Ghanaian teenager has been arrested in Kumasi, Ghana for allegedly stabbing his friend to death before running into hiding, Modern Ghana reports.

The 19-year-old identified as Abubakar Saddique went into hiding after he stabbed his good friend, Mustapha Osman, also 19, several times resulting in his death.

According to reports, the deceased had earlier inflicted cutlass wounds on the suspect during a fight in August.

Saddique told the police that he had paid the medical bills and asked Osman to refund the money but the victim had refused. This led to him ambushing Osman and stabbing him.

Ashanti Regional Police PRO, ASP Mohammed Yussif Tanko revealed that Saddique had chased Oman, cornered him and stabbed him.

He was rushed to the Manhyia Government Hospital for treatment but he was pronounced dead.

After going into hiding, the police managed to arrest the Ghanaian teenager, Saddique. He will be charged to court for his crime.

Recession: House Of Reps Speaker, Dogara, Asks Nigerians To Be Patient.

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Speaker of the House of Representatives in Nigeria, Mr Yakubu Dogara, has asked citizens to be patient and have unwavering confidence in the future of the nation’s economy which is in recession. He reassured them that the Federal Government would find solutions to the current economic recession.

Mr Dogara made the call in Abeokuta, the Ogun State capital on Friday after a meeting with the Ogun State Governor, Mr Ibikunle Amosun, at the Government House in the state’s capital.

Reacting to the state of emergency on the economy by the Nigeria Governors Forum, the Speaker said that the forum was entitled to its opinion. He told reporters that the members of the House of Representatives would soon come out with their own views on the economy.

Few days ago, the President of the Senate and the leader of the National Assembly, Senator Bukola Saraki, had assured Nigerians that the upper legislative chamber would continue to work towards ensuring that things get better for Nigerians.

“We Will Overcome”

He appealed to Nigerians to bear with the administration, as it strives to bring the country out of the current economic recession.

“We will continue to appeal to Nigerians to bear. We know we are all going through difficult times.

“In every country, people go through challenges. But with prayers and support, we will overcome it.

“The most important thing is for us to stay together and give each other support and continue to believe in this great country,” he stated

“How I Lost My Childhood Friend To HIV/AID”

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Read Below This trending story from Nairaland.

I just want all of you to see this.

Today marks the 3rd anniversary I lost Ada, my childhood friend to Aids.

She didn’t get it through sexual intercourse, she didn’t contact it through blood transfusion, she didn’t contact it through contaminated needle but probably through the blade she might have shared with her sibling

Ada was the first child of her parents, she had 3 siblings. Her dad was a driver in Agip company, so they were well to do because he was paid well.
But he lived a promiscuous life, I remember the numerous women he brought to the house in the absence of his wife whenever Ada and her siblings travel for vacation.

I can still remember vividly the numerous fight he had with Ada’s mom over infidelity.

The whole problem started when Ada’s dad fell ill, he was taken to the hospital but his ailment would stop temporarily only to come back again. He had an unending cough, chicken pox and other sickness.

He was taken to the church later on because everyone thought it’s spiritual. They brought him back to the house when it didn’t improve either.
Different pastors and prayer warriors came to the house to pray for him too.

A huge handsome man that use to be the centre of attraction to women, became a shadow of himself. He became so bony and scary. His eyes popped out of his head and his cheeks sunk. He looked like a zombie and walked slowly.
I remember his wrapper falling off his waist whenever he walked for a short mile and he will b so weak to pick it up.

SEE ALSO: If You See These 13 Symptoms, Do An HIV Test Immediately

Rumours started going round that he was suffering from Aids. While some persons believed it was a spiritual problem.
He later died after some months and his wife became sick alongside her last child, Victor.

That was when it dawned on everyone that is Aids. She was placed on Anti retroviral drugs alongside her last child.

People in the neighbourhood avoided her, and her house help also ran away.

Before my mum would go to the market to sell her wares, she would call I and my siblings indoor and begged us not to play with Ada or go to their house to see movies like we use to.
She told us to run away whenever we see her.

I remember how she flogged me with firewood for allowing Ada come to the house to play.

Ada’s mom later died alongside her siblings and she went to live with her Uncle only to be returned after 7 months when she started having symptoms of Aids too.

Nobody took care of her and she died later on. She was just 13yrs old when she died.

HIV/AIDS is real, know your status.

For the teens out there, abstain from sex or use condom.

For the married men out there, remain faithful or use condom

Your life doesn’t worth the fun. If You See These 13 Symptoms, Do An HIV Test Immediately

Tonto Dikeh Churchill Shares Lovely Family Photo As Her Son Turns 7 Months Old.

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The gorgeous actress and mother of one, moments ago, shared this lovely photo of herself with the two men she has in her life with the caption:

“HAPPY 7months to the KING Of My Life..
#DaddysBoy #MummyBestie
Baby KING i Love You Now And Always..
Bless You Always #Best7MonthsofmyLife #ThankfulLord”

Since her union with her hussy and the birth of her child, the actress has been the happiest! Such lovely family!

Nigerian Paralympic Team All Smiles In Rio As They Show Off Their Medals. (Photos)

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As the Rio 2016 Paralympics comes to a close, the Nigerian Paralympic team will be exiting Rio de Janeiro in a blaze of glory.

The 2016’s event has had the athletes breaking more records than ever, those set by others and even by themselves.

Pictured are the impressive Paralympic team in a jolly mood with minister of youth and sports, Barr Solomon Dalung. More below:

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I went through hell and had to sell my gold jewelries just to raise my daughter – Mercy Aigbe says

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Actress, Mercy Aigbe, can easily relate with mothers because she is one. She had her daughter, Michelle, at 22.

The journey to stardom for her wasn’t a rosy one because she had to trade some of her valuables as a single mother to raise her daughter, who just celebrated her 15th birthday.

“Special shout out to all the single mums…I can relate, hmm I remember when I had to go sell my gold jewellery at Yaba just to pay Michelle ‘s school fees and for us to feed. I went through ‘HELL’”, she recounted.

She further stated, “Please stay focused, be determined, be hardworking and prayerful, put all your trust in the Lord because “we are more than conquerors through Christ Jesus” and trust me you will rise above those challenges.

To all mothers, mothers to be , may the Lord continue to strengthen us and may we eat the fruit of our labour IJN. Responsible daddies you ain’t left out. Thank you all once again.”

President Buhari Departs For UNGA71 Session In New York. (Photos)

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Head of States, President Muhammadu Buhari will on Monday participate in the five-day 71st session United Nations General Assembly (UNGA) in New York, United States.

This is contained in a statement issued in Abuja on Friday by the president’s Special Adviser on Media and Publicity, Mr Femi Adesina.

The statement said that the president would deliver Nigeria’s statement at the opening of the General Debate of the Assembly on “The Sustainable Development Goals: A Universal Push to Transform Our World.”

He said that the president would hold bilateral meetings with some world leaders in furtherance of his administration’s commitment in ameliorating the plight of Internally Displaced Persons (IDPs) in the country.

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He said that the discussions would also focus on the president’s longstanding commitment to returning peace and security in the North-East of Nigeria.

Adesina stated that the discussions would also focus on restoring calm to the Niger Delta, and attracting more investments to develop critical infrastructure and revamp the Nigerian economy.

How often you should be having sex, according to sex therapists

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Most couples and individuals who come into sex therapist Tammy Nelson’s office want to know the same thing:

Is my sex life with my partner normal?

“They want to know if they are having enough sex, the right kind of sex, if their partner wants too much sex,” Nelson, a sexologist and the author of The New Monogamy, said. “Sometimes, they’re worried that they should be doing something totally different in bed.”

In response, Nelson usually tells people the same thing.
“Forget about ‘normal.’ ‘Normal’ is a setting on the washing machine, nothing more.

What’s most important is that you learn to have empathy for your partner and accept whatever their needs might be, even if they are different than your own,” she explained.

Below, Nelson and other sex therapists share the advice they give couples concerned about their sex lives (or lack thereof).

Stop worrying about how often other couples are doing it.
Forgot about keeping up with the Jones’ very active sex life:

Each couple has a “norm” when it comes to sex and that’s what you should be concerned about, said Dawn Michael, a sexologist and the author of My Husband Won’t Have Sex With Me.

“If a couple had sex three times a week for many years and it’s now down to once a week, the pattern has changed and the frequency has gone down,” she said. “We focus on that in our conversation.”

But Michael also stresses that when it comes to sex, there is no magic number ― and most couples who say they’re getting it on all the time are fibbing.

“A lot of couples will say they have sex three times a week, but from what I see in my private practice, that number does not correlate with the truth.”

What’s normal for you now won’t be what’s normal for you in a few years.

What matters more than finding a nationwide average is determining how sexually satisfied you are at this point in your life, said Chris Rose, sex educator at the website Pleasure Mechanics.

“Your shared sex life is a constant navigation between the tides of your libido, your time and energy, and mutual desire to prioritize sex,” she said. “Frequent conversations about your sex life ― and increasing the amount of affectionate touch you share outside of the bedroom ― may actually be the most important factors in a long-term sexually satisfying relationship.”

Don’t lose hope if you’re the partner with the higher sex drive.
Someone needs to maintain an interest in your sex life.

Otherwise, you might end up in a dead bedroom situation, said Ian Kerner, a sex therapist and New York Times-bestselling author of She Comes First: The Thinking Man’s Guide to Pleasuring a Woman.

As he points out, sex isn’t always spontaneous; sometimes, kick starting your sex life requires focusing on arousal over orgasms and just enjoying the moment and the buildup.

“I tell couples that for many people, sexual desire doesn’t emerge at the start of sex, but more toward the middle,” he said. “You need to commit to generating some kind of arousal (through kissing, making out, dancing, reading erotica or watching porn) that may lead to desire. Be willing to generate arousal and see where it goes.”

If you’re the partner with the lower sex drive, determine if there’s a reason.

If you’re the partner who is less interested in sex, there’s no need to feel shame, said Celeste Hirschman, a sex therapist and the co-author of Making Love Real: The Intelligent Couple’s Guide to Lasting Intimacy and Passion. Desire discrepancy in relationships is more common than most people realize.

As Hirschman’s co-author Danielle Harel explains, if you want things to change, you have to be willing to deep dive into why you’re disinterested in sex.

It could be that you’re experiencing physical and hormonal fluctuations and intercourse is painful ― or maybe you’re just tired of doing the same ol’ thing in the bedroom.

“Sometimes, the lower sex drive partner might not be getting the kind of sex they want or they might be feeling too much pressure from their partner which makes them feel obligated,” Harel said. “Feeling obligated to have sex is definitely not sexy.”

Remember: Good sex can’t be quantified.

At the end of the night, when you’re laying in bed with your partner, don’t stare at the ceiling and wonder if your sex life is “normal” compared to others. Be proactive: Reach out to your S.O. and talk about what both of you want in the bedroom, Nelson said.

“Try new things,” she said. “Snuggle more, masturbate, negotiate an open relationship if you’re into that, but make sure you always talk about what is important to you,” she said. “Never silently seethe or hold resentment.”

She added: “The secret to a satisfying sex life is not just getting the sex that you want, it’s learning how to give your partner what they want, too.”

Media Mogul, Mo Abudu Meets With Justin Timberlake. (Photo)

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Media mogul and CEO of Ebony Life TV, Mo Abudu, is one of the very many Nigerian celebrities, who are at the annual Toronto International Film Festival, in Toronto, Canada.

She shared this photo of her taking a photo with foreign singer and actor, Justin Timberlake, with the caption:

”#TIFF16 ends tomorrow and I continue to be in awe of what a week it has been. Opportunities abound! Moments with @JustinTimberlake” She must be thrilled!

Korede Bello dragged in the mud over failed deal

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Singer, Korede Bello, is not having a nice time after his name was has been dragged in the mud over failed agreement for a show he was scheduled for in Zurich, on October 1st.

The event organizer, Larry DJ Jolly, called out the singer and his manager, Casper, after they allowed him to spend some amount of personal money to fly their UK tour manager, Akinolu Jekins, for a meeting but failed to keep their own part of the agreement.

This is not the first time Larry will get disappointed by Nigerian singers as his first experience was with Tripple MG signee, Tekno, and with the latest involving Mavin Records signee, Korede, out of anger he has promised not to do business with Nigerian artistes for now as he hopes to channel his money into his studies.

Read his revelations below;

lovely fans of Korede Bello,

I am sorry to announce to you the canceling of Korede Bellos Club Show in Zürich on The 1st of October 2016.

The Manager of Korede Bello Caspertainment could not deliver me a Video Confirmation as agreed in Exchange for 3000€ (75%) of the total cost of 4000€ of Korede Bello.

I used my own money to fly his UK tour Manager Akinolu Jekins from London to Basel on Wednesday 14th of September 2016 And WE spent 5 Hours together.

About 2 Hours before he had to fly back, The Management of Korede Bello Casper Said Korede Bello was on a Globacom set And cannot make a Video Drop. I should give his Partner 3000€ and he will Post My Flyer in Instagram. I declined to this, because it wasnt Part of our agreement to Pay Money for Instagram Post.

I organised The Meeting in Basel for Direct Exchange of Money And Video comfirmation because of My Last experience at My Last Show with Tekno, where Atleast 3000 Franken of My Money was Stolen by someone I call My Partner.

I am leaving Nigerian Artist Show Organisation for now to use My Energy on My Master Studies in Aeronautic And Aerospace Engineering. I promise, when I come back, I am coming back with something Big, better and something 100% sure.

Thanks to everybody that supported me during the organization of the show. I am very grateful and I love you all.

Yours Sincerely,
DJ Jolly
CEO JOLLY ENTERTAINMENT

Source: nigeriafilms.com

Seriously? South African Universities To Introduce B.Sc In Witchcraft?!

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Well, reports serving rounds, reveals that South African Minister of Higher Education and Training, Blade Nzimande has announced plans to have witchcraft included in the curriculum from 2018, giving students who wish to get an education on witchcraft the chance to do so in the country’s universities.

The minister made this known while addressing representatives from student unions around the country, adding that the introduction of the course is aimed at learning skills which are peculiar to people who practice witchcraft.

Announcing the bizarre move, he urged future university entrees to consider taking Witchcraft as a course.

He is quoted as saying:

“There is a lot we can learn from witchcraft, like how they fly in that winnowing basket. Imagine if we learn that skill. It will eradicate traffic jams and everyone will just get in their basket and fly. It also means we will not be importing fuel anymore.” He said

Ogbanje and emeres! Looks like y’all are finally gonna go to school! Hehe…

Ouch! Between Yemi Alade And OAP Osi Suave.

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The King of Queens, Mama Africa herself, yesterday had tweeted ‘The Goal Is Not To Be In the Same Place Next year’ and Beat FM OAP, Osi Suave, probably sarcastically, suggested she moved to his house.

Well, the songstress, shut the brother up in the most harsh way possible mehn!

See below:

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Pupil Who Drank Acid Left Carelessly By Teachers Around His Classroom In Ogun State, Dies. (Photo)

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Three-year-old Darasimi Ogunwunmi, a Kindergarten One pupil, who drank caustic soda left carelessly around his classroom by teachers of his private school, Fahsal Children’s School, Ilupeju Estate, Idiroko, Ogun State in November 2015, has died, PUNCH reports.

After nine months of agony, being unable to swallow either liquid or solid food and six different surgeries at the Lagos University Teaching Hospital, Darasimi succumbed to his injuries few days after his last surgical operation on Monday, September 12…

The last surgery was another attempt to open up the boy’s stomach and throat which had become damaged by the chemical, which he drank when he was thirsty in school.

It happened on November 19, 2015 when Darasimi became thirsty and his teachers turned a deaf ear to his incessant cry for water. Part of the caustic soda already mixed and allegedly left around was what Darasimi drank from.

His teachers only realised what had happened when the boy was found outside his classroom crying and bleeding from the mouth, it was learnt. The teachers applied palm oil to the boy’s mouth but rushed him to the hospital when they realised his case was critical.

Ogun government promised us justice, did nothing – Boy’s parents

Ogun State Commissioner for Education, Mrs. Modupe Mujota, said that she had constituted a team to investigate the case. But the family explained that nothing had been done about bringing the proprietor of their son’s school to justice.

The publication contacted the commissioner on Thursday to ask if anything was ever done about the boy’s case and what the outcome of the state’s investigation was.

“There was a full investigation. But because there was no hard evidence, it became difficult to take the issue up legally. We combed the premises of the school and nothing was found, probably because time had elapsed and the school might have cleaned up,” Mujota said.

Oh My! Read This Lady’s Miraculous Healing Story!

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The lady you see in the photo above moved from stage four cancer back to stage one after her doctors had told her she had only 30 days to live.

Over the years, she’s gone through various health challenges and one way or the other, she’s been able to overcome them all.

Read her amazing story below:

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Rita Dominic Slays In White Jumpsuit.

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The stunning actress was styled by Yummie Ogbebor shared the photos on her instagram page, with the caption:

@ejiroamostafiri jumpsuit. Styled by @s_b_youme. Make up by @tropbelle_makeup with @zaroncosmetics products. Morning fam ❤️? #tiff2016 #tiff16 #76movie #ritadominic #nollywood@ejiroamostafiri jumpsuit. Styled by @s_b_youme. Make up by @tropbelle_makeup with @zaroncosmetics products. Morning fam ❤️? #tiff2016 #tiff16 #76movie #ritadominic #nollywood

Basketmouth Shares Major Throwback Of Himself And Friends In Apapa 13 Years Ago.

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The ace comedian has evolved to be the highest paid comedian in Africa (arguably) – if one had told him 13 years ago, that he’d be what he is now, I’m sure he’d take a hard look at himself in doubt.

He captioned the photo:

It was in Apapa, about 13yrs ago. Can’t remember the name of the joint but I remember we were drinking beer with suya on the side, the days you can entertain a group of 10 peeps with less than N3,000. Met @kayodeariwayo in secondary school 26yrs ago, since then we’ve been 100%, been working won’t him now for 10yrs….please give him a hug on my behalf when you bump into him. Finally…..WHAT WERE THEY LOOKING AT??!!!!

“Fine Girl No Action” – Charly Boy Writes.

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I was lounging in my sitting room on this lazy Saturday morning when my cousin breezed in with this beautiful damsel, his new girlfriend. After formally introducing her, I couldn’t help but notice her statistics, very impressive I must say.

My cousin is a certified player; only 33yrs old but I swear, e don do pass me. When I was in the world, Kai, did I have my fill of very beautiful women: when men were men, no be now wey we dey go night vigil before we can get a hard-on. Who say old age na good thing.

Yea, I know what you’re thinking….

Men are often thought of as visual creatures. You can’t blame us for being superficial when it’s hardwired into our brains, can you? That’s what we say, at least, as a defense, because most of us are defenseless when faced with an incredibly beautiful woman; but as old solider concerned, I have A1 in holding body, wetin Oyinbo people call discipline.

Back to my cousin, his babe excused herself at some point to use the washroom, as I fired the first shot by congratulating him on a very beautiful catch, come and see heavy complaints, he started telling me all that was wrong with his girl. Haba, they have only dated for just three months! “Uncle Charly, she is only a fine face o, she can’t cook, she can’t f..k, all she’s good for is this kinda comment I get every time and everywhere I go with her but na dat one I go chop? Infact, I’m not sure I will be with her for long”, he murmured bitterly.
What do I say to all of that?

I have learnt from experience that out of the hundreds of very beautiful and pretty women I dated when I was in the world, most of them really were nothing to write home about when it came to bedmatics. My cousin’s statement therefore was only reaffirming what I have known all along. I know this is a theory many guys would love to argue out with me, but, hey, it’s just my personal opinion. Most pretty faces out there are not great lovers at all.

You see, the world does a great job of constantly reminding pretty, beautiful, fine women how hot they are. Yes, she’s heard it before. She’s probably been hearing it continuously since she was 12yrs old and this can have a number of effects on a woman. A particular effect is that she might have an inflated ego, thinking she’s all of that, hence no need for her to make extra effort at being proficient in the bedroom department. So so wrong. She may not realize it until she’s way into a relationship, but there’s no mistaking someone who is totally certain she’s got everyone around her sucking up to her including you.

As a result, some of them become lazy, uninteresting f…k. Yes o.
I also understand that some of them hold back a lot by being inexpressive so that some of us don’t think that they are ashawo’s. For some others, they were raised to feel its loose behaviour and taboo for them to even WANT sex, let alone ENJOY it. It’s no wonder they just lay there.
So ladies, it’s time to find out from your man if you meet all the bedroom requirement, especially if he knows what he is doing too. Even if you’re not a rock star in bed, work it out with your man so you both can find each other’s G-Spot.

Hopefully guys, when you finally get a chick who is a killer in bed, please don’t get stuck like so many other guys do, being haunted by how many people have watered her garden; just kick back and enjoy it and don’t get caught up on wondering how or where she learned the skills from.
And for women, find men who can enjoy sex with you without being intimidated or overwhelmed by a woman who knows what she’s doing.

Sex and sexuality is a serious matter.
It doesn’t matter who chooses to be on top or under, whatever you do, just be on top of your game, make memorable screws, ones that leave your man thoroughly pleasured all the time; no just be fine girl with no action.

Rapper, The Game Shades Meek Mill By Posting Hot Shirtless Photo With Nicki Minaj.

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Only God knows what Meek Mill did to all these rappers that they’re out to get like this oh! Abi eez because of his babe?! Hehe…

While we have not the slightest clue the rapper may have done to The Game, we know of a surety that it must have been something pretty bad for The Game to drag him though the dust by posting a sexy shirtless pic with Nicki Minaj.

The caption below is just…. Brrr!

“The last time Nicki held a REAL N**GA !!! ?#7thGradeBodyHavinAssN**ga Everybody know you the wife n**ga…. If she take her followers back, you gone be back at 100k !!!#Snitch ??#RatsWillDoAnythingForCheese#WeakMeal.”

VIDEO: PSquare – Bank Alert

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Just as the saying goes “A setback is a setup for a grand comeback”, this certainly applies to the multi award-winning singing duo that is PSquare as the drop their latest music video “Bank Alert”.

The video which has cameo appearances of the legendary Onyeka Onwenu, Mr Ibu, Phyno and a host of other artistes.

Directed by Clarence Peters and Jude Okoye for Square Records.

Enjoy.

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Bravery? Man poses with giant anaconda snake he killed (Photos)

Its one thing to kill a snake, its another to kill a giant snake and this young man has accomplished that daunting feat.

He took to social media to share a photo a giant snake he killed in Illorin, Kwara state, and showed off in the most unique way.

Most people are scared of a snake dead or alive yet this young man had the snakes carcass wrapped around his neck and down his body.

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Basketmouth Shares Experience With Barber In London.

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Lol… The comedian was charged £200, that’s a whooping N110k, just to taper his hair in London – he obviously didn’t like the price, so he took to Twitter to rant.

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Would any of you pay the sum, just to taper your hair?!

8 Months Old Baby, Sibling, Mother And Others Killed By Armed Robbers.

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An eight months old baby, a nursing mother including an eight year old boy and ten others have been confirmed dead in a bloody robbery attack on villages in Sengev council ward of Katsina/Ala local government area of Benue state.

According to Saturday Vanguard, a source who craved anonymity revealed that the victims were murdered in cold blood last Wednesday evening while on their way from farm..

He said:

“the gang who we suspected to be ‘Gana’s’ men came from Gbishe which used to be their stronghold before now, in a commando fashion to rob in the village but they met a stiff resistance from the vigilante group in the area.”

“Two members of the gang who were about five were capture and set ablaze by the people, only for those that escaped to stage a come back shortly after this time well prepared for a bloody fight and started shooting sporadically, killing anybody they met on their way.

“It was in that madness that they killed the innocent woman and her children who at the time were running back home for fear of being killed in the farm and several other persons including livestock were also hacked down.

“At this time the people in the villages had started fleeing from their homes but those they caught up with were gunned down after which the well armed men beat a retreat.”

“As I speak with you, the area has been deserted while security operatives have moved in to patrol the community.”

Corroborating the story, the Police Public Relations Officer, PPRO, for Benue state, Assistant Superintendent, ASP, Moses Yamu who confirmed the death of the toddlers and their mother blamed the killings on the wanted militia leader, Terwase Agwaza also known as ‘Gana’.

According to Yamu, a five man gang of armed men and loyalists of the ‘Gana’ besieged Sengev council ward, a community less than ten kilometres from the Gbishe where they were resisted by members of the vigilante group who also lynched two members of the gang.

South African Media Personality, Bonang Matheba, Stuns At 2016 NYFW. (Photos)

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South African media personality who happens to be the ex-girlfriend of singer, D’banj, Bonang Matheba was all shades of elegant in different outfits at the just concluded 2016 New York Fashion Week.

The media personality could pass for a model on the runway though… She hella cute!

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E-Money & His Beautiful Wife Look Totally Adorable In New Photo Collage

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If you think there is no money in music business, Please you can kindly go and ask one of Nigeria’s millionaire and top money spender, Emeka Okonkwo better known as E-Money.

The Five star record boss, has been living a very flashy lifestyle that has left many asking various questions about his source of wealth and how many contracts he receives every week even despite the sad economic challenges.

E-money has left many Nigerian who are familiar with his exotic lifestyle coming out to beg publicly with many expressing the various challenges they go through but he only chooses to help who he feels is very deserving or anyone his brother Kcee recommends to him.

The millionaire boss recently stepped out with his wife in style and they showed a sneak peek of how they keep changing and lavishing money on their interior décor and there could be no better way of saying the two love birds are perfect match.

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Music: Ayex – She Knows

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After dropping is first official single titled “Broke Boy” Ayex is back with another masterpiece titled “She Knows”. She Knows is a laid back African sound that will definitely make your playlist.

Cop the Loopy Beatz produced tune below and share your thought.

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VIDEO: Kiss Daniel – Sin City

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“African pop-superstar and G-Worldwwide performing act, Kiss Daniel, is here with the banging visual to “Sin City”, which is the 15th track off his debut album, New Era.

The video which was shot by HG2 films was shot in the United States and shows Kiss Daniel performing on the streets of a downtown American city.

Its already public knowledge that Kiss Daniel doesn’t hold back when it comes to dropping entertaining contents so you are definitely in for a treat.”

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