Juliet Ibrahim’s younger sister, Sonia Ibrahim is out with new promo photos and she of course slayed in all.
The TV presenter and model released a breathtaking photos of herself taken by Gilbert Asante a Ghanaian photographer and she was gorgeously made up by Priscilla Ayayee of Attractionsgh.
Ever Gorgeous Nollywood Actress and Model – Dakore Egbuson Akande in an Interview revealed why she would not be caught wearing a bum short.
The actresshad a chat with Punch Newspapers, and disclosed that the attention which she gets when wearing a bum short stopped her from wearing it.
In her words, “I can’t be seen wearing bum shorts. I am not a fan of that. I just don’t like it. I used to wear shorts when I was younger but when I got older, I stopped. There are times you wear something and you wouldn’t like the attention you get. I had to stop. I am very lady-like in the way I dress.”
However, Dakore agreed that she has her own way of dressing outrageous even though she won’t reveal where tattoos are inked on her body.
“I have my own way of being outrageous. I can be outrageous in the characters I play in a movie. But as for me, the most outrageous thing I did was to have dreadlocks. It was outstanding. People asked me if I was okay. We were vilified back then,” Dakore revealed.
This is a tough decision you have to make, but please be mature. Only an immature person thinks of herself alone.
This article was written by neither a militant, pro-life male, nor a 50- year-old grandmother who has never been faced with a problem pregnancy.
It was written by a woman who was eighteen and pregnant once. A woman who was scared, like you are, and chose abortion. After nine years I know what the right choice was, and is, and I just want you to know .
1. Abortion is not safe:
Contrary to the belief that abortion is as simple as removing a wart, it is actually a very serious procedure that can have very serious results.
The clinic personnel will lead you to believe that complications rarely arise, but that is not the case. Many women have been damaged for life as a result of their legal abortion.
Your cervical muscle may be damaged in an abortion because the cervix is forcefully dilated. This means that your future pregnancies have a greater chance of resulting in miscarriage or premature delivery.
Damage to the uterine wall is another concern Perforation (puncturing) of the uterus, infection hemorrhage, and blood clots are only a few of the complications that you could end up with.
I you do have a successful” abortion, scar tissue may still form which can cause sterilization, miscarriages and tubal pregnancies.¹ approximately two out of 10 women who abort their first pregnancy will never be able to have children again. Do you want to take that kind of risk?
An Indian-origin husband and wife, believed to be the world’s oldest married couple, have celebrated their 90th wedding anniversary in the UK.
Karam and Kartari Chand, 110 and 103 respectively, tied the knot in a traditional Punjabi ceremony in India on December 11, 1925, during the British Raj and moved to England 40 years later.
“It is a blessing to have been married and to have lived this long. Life and marriage is all about happiness, it is what is most important,” said Karam.
The couple have eight children, 27 grandchildren and 23 great-grandchildren and live with their youngest son Paul, his wife and two of their four children. Paul believes the secret to a happy marriage like his parents’ is not to argue.
“Marriage is all about compromise and I believe my parents have had such a long marriage because they have had a happy and stress-free one. In all my years with them, I have never seen them argue and not once have I seen them become angry with each other. I believe that is their secret,”
Karam and Kartari moved to Bradford in 1965 and last month enjoyed a joint birthday celebration with family and friends from around the world.
Founder of Silverbird Television, Senator Ben Murray Bruce has some insightful words for us. Y’all know how the Senator is when it comes to airing out his mind.
She is currently signed on to the Don Jazzy-led Mavin Records. The petite singer is a Sierra Leonean-Nigerian recording artist, visual artist, fashion designer and songwriter.
Di’Ja, who has lived in Nigeria, Sierra Leone, the United States and Canada, started singing in 2008 back in Canada when she released her first song, ‘Rock Steady’ which was nominated for Best Urban/R&B Single at the 2009 Canadian Radio Music Awards.
Her mum is from Kaduna State in Northern Nigeria while her dad is from Sierra Leone, a country that shares a lot with Nigerian in terms of heritage and history relating to the Slave Trade era.
From the photos, it is clear she is more like her father, especially in the area of her complexion.
HKN Chairman Adewale Adeleke celebrated his birthday amidst friends and well wishers at Quilox club run by Shina Peller.
Davido was also around to party with the HKN chairman, who is also his brother. YBNL act Lil Kesh was also in attendance. Obafemi Martin, Nigerian Footballer was also present, so also Sound Sultan was in attendance
Last night, December 12, 2015, the Nigerian premiere of the movie ‘Beast of No Nation’ which starred Idris Elba was held at the Silverbird Galleria in Lagos.
The movie, an adaptation of the book ‘Beast of No Nation’ written by Nigerian author, Uzodinma Iweala, sees Hollywood actor Idris Elba play the lead role alongside child actor, Abraham Attah. Both actors were in Lagos for the premiere.
In attendance at the premiere were celebrities like D’banj, Genevieve Nnaji, Gbenro and Osas Ajibade, Juliet Ibrahim as well as former Finance minister Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, her husband, Ikemba Iweala, Senator Ben Murray-Bruce and others. See Their pictures at the event below…
Chidinma Ekile is without no doubt one of the Most Desirable Females in Africa today. The songstress shared a couple of new photos on instagram and she stunned in all.
Chidinma rocked an African Print Dress.
We hope Chidinma wouldn’t break our heart by marrying secretly, Like Di’Ja
Yesterday, Davido called out his old friend and producer that produced his hit single “Owo Ni Koko” on twitter, claiming he didn’t make #TheList NotJustOk released on Top 10 Nigerian Music Producers because Karma is busy dealing with the Producer, Jfem.
Some fans reacted to this as no one seem to know why Davido had to tweet this, What could have gone down with the two of them.
JFem also took to twitter to throw his own shots at Davido calling him INGRATE, SMELLO AND SAYING HE IS CRUEL!… See His tweet below…
Beautiful Nollywood actress, Toyin Aimakhu is not letting her marital issues weigh her down as she keeps doing greater things, The Actress who just floated a film academy, has announced that the school will be opened officially in two weeks time.
Located at D’Rovans/Wallan Hotel, Ring Road Ibadan, Oyo state, the school, according to the talented actress, is an attempt to give back to the society.
‘Many people have been calling me that they want to be like me and I feel the only way for them to be like me is to get a good training. So, I decided to set up a school where they can get trained. I have been thinking of how to give back to the society and I realized that this is an avenue to do so’, she told NET.
On why she chose to set up the school in Ibadan…
she said, ‘Many people don’t know I’m an Ibadan girl. Though I am a native of Edo state, I was brought up Ibadan. Initially, I was considering setting up the school in Lagos, but the cost of land there is outrageous. ‘Where we are using now is not really ours, we have a big site that we are building and it will be completed next year. We decided to start the school this year because the pressure on us to kick off is very high.’ Named Toyin Aimakhu Films Academy, the school will also house Toyin’s corporate office.
With the development, the ‘Alakada’ actress has joined the likes of Muyiwa Ademola and Femi Adebayo, who owns film schools in the ancient city of Ibadan.
According to several online reports today, it looks like Mavins artist, Tiwa Savage is set to release her sophomore (2nd) studio album “RED” this month, December 2015.
The mother of one is reportedly on the verge of dropping the album in the coming days and is already finalizing plans to make sure it’s a major hit when its released.
The singer recently concluded her year-long maternity leave, and has resumed her life as an artiste with numerous strategic public appearances, recording new music and shooting videos.
On Tuesday December 15, 2015, Savage will thrill fans will a new body of work titled “RED”.
The 16-track album is produced by Don Jazzy and Baby Freshwith collaborations from 2face Idibia, Wizkid, and others.
She’s reportedly currently in south Africa, where she’s shooting the music videos for some songs off the album.
Promotion for the album is already on, with her team which includes label head, Don Jazzy and hubby already kicking off subtle teaser campaigns on social media, playing around the colour red on their avatars.
A source told NET, “The plan was to have released the album when she delivered her baby. But that didn’t happen because of the complications. Now, everyone is working to make sure December 15 happens. She wants her album to be the album of the season.”
Tiwa Savage is obviously looking to get regain her crown and status as the queen of Nigeria music industry, which was snagged off her by Yemi Alade during her short leave from the music scene.
The death of a 20 year old National Diploma (ND) Science Laboratory Technology (SLT) student of the state owned Rufus Giwa Polytechnic, Owo, Wunmi Agbeluyi, shocked many after a herbalist allegedly helped her to terminate the pregnancy.
However, detectives in the Ondo State Police command have picked up the herbalist who allegedly put the deceased in the family way and in a desperate bid to terminate the pregnancy gave her some concoction to drink in order to flush it down. He is currently being quizzed at the Special Investigative Bureau (SIB).
Reports from Police detectives indicated that the deceased who is now an orphan was the daughter of a herbalist. The suspect, according to findings is an apprentice to the father of the deceased when he was alive.
According to Vanguard, the suspect has been showing interest in the deceased before her father’s death but was hindered because the late father disapproved of the relationship.
But when the father later died, the suspect walked his way into the heart of the deceased and a relationship ensued and he begin to fend for her. Some years into the relationship, the unexpected reportedly happened and the suspect reportedly prepared a concoction for his lover to terminate the unwanted pregnancy.
It was gathered that the lovers agreed that they were not ready to be parents hence the option of an abortion. The deceased was said to have taken the concoction and after some days she develop-ed severe abdominal pain.
Sensing that trouble was knocking at his door, the suspect was said to have rushed her to a private hospital where the doctor who was recently picked up and quizzed by detectives helped them to evacuate the remnants of the pregnancy.
After the flushing by the doctor in the private hospital, her persistent complaint of abdominal pain made the suspect to relocate her to the State general hospital where she later gave up the ghost. While all these were happening the deceased did not confide in her sister (Funke ).
A friend by name Omololu reportedly informed her that the deceased was admitted to the state hospital after which she rushed there to meet her sister in pain.
The deceased according to sources informed her sister that the suspect gave her a concoction to drink and that the pain started since then. The suspect reportedly told Funke that Wunmi was rushed to the hospital when she complained of abdominal pain. He did not disclose to her that he gave her concoction in a bid to terminate her pregnancy.
However, reports had it that the lovers also did not open up for the doctors that attended to her at the State hospital until she gave up the ghost.
It was gathered that it was after she died and taken back to Ijare for burial that the cause of her untimely death was exposed.
Some sympathisers informed the deceased’s sister what actually happened before the suspect rushed the deceased to a private hospital where the remnants of the pregnancy were flushed out and was referred to the state hospital where she later died when the pain did not subside.
Funke and other family members reported the matter to the traditional of Ijare- Olujare of Ijare who advised them to lodge a complaint with the Police. The suspect and the medical doctor were later picked up and detained.
Speaking with Vanguard, the sister Funke said that the deceased was the last born of the family.
According to her
“It was a friend called Omololu who informed me that my sister has been admitted in the State specialist hospital and was critically ill. “ I rushed to the hospital to meet my sister in pain complaining of stomach ache. She insisted that the doctors should not give her injection or drips as prescribed.
“While we were in the hospital Wunmi refused to disclose why she was given the concoction. According to her, the deceased later died in the hospital and was buried on Sunday in Ijare. “It was after the burial that people came to me and narrated what really happened to my sister
“I informed the family members and we reported the matter to the Olujare of Ijare who asked us to lodge a formal complaint with the Police. “I was informed that someone gave her concoction to abort the pregnancy but when she complained of abdominal pain, she was rushed to the hospital “I was later informed that the doctor in the private hospital billed them N25,000 and an initial deposit of N20,000 was paid. It was the doctor that helped them to flush out the remnants of the pregnancy.
“But when the pains persisted I learnt she was rushed to the specialist hospital where she later died. “Funke said the family would want justice to be done and pleaded that the police should not sweep the matter under the carpet. “We will pursue the matter to a logical conclusion and those behind the death of our last born should be made to face the music”, she said.
Beautiful Supreme Mavin Dynasty recording artist / Sierra Leonean – Nigerian singer, Hadiza Blell, popularly referred to by her stage name Di’Ja had her engagement ceremony to her Abuja-based lover in Kaduna.
I feel so sorry for Daniel though, he’s been fantasizing about getting down with Di’Ja for a very long time but oh! Well, life happens.
Nollywood actress Georgina Onuoha gave an epic response to a fan who insulted her on instagram over her crashed marriage.
Recall, earlier this year, The actress announced that she has divorced her husband as a result of what we should call irreconcilable differences, a marriage that brought forth two lovely daughters.
The actress got really pissed after a fan blasted her on Instagram on why she was still using her ex-husband’s name.
Georgina’s reply wasn’t just epic, is obvious that the fan didn’t expect what was coming for her as the actress dug out the details of the female fan and shared her photo on social media.
Read her post.
“Face of a monkey drinking panadol over my marriage. Wanna be cow/goat is having a headache as to why I’m still bearing my last name.( igwegbe). I don’t know why people cannot keep their opinions to themselves. Meanwhile, they are the most miserable in life. Oops I forgot, she said Buhari made her an ambassador. . Kidding. .she actually calls herself an ambassador, but it’s not what you think. .it’s a student/university ambassadorship recruiting students I guess so she can be paid.
Looking at this picture of her speaks volumes. . She desperately needs attention and a man. The last time I checked, only street gals dress this way. @ Vivian Rowland. .Go get a life ok.. And learn next time how to write on people’s walls about matters and issues that doesn’t concern you. Peace girl. Time to start exposing faces of bigots who sit behind computers vomiting hate over people they don’t know or issues that they don’t have a clue about. Her Name is Vivian Rowland on Facebook. .Please help make her famous. Usually I don’t respond to such shenanigans, but this thing over stepped her boundaries. .Goats and monkeys like her thrive on other people’s pain for gain”.
However, Georgina has since deleted the post from her page, she later shared a photo of her wearing a bright smile with a fresh reply for the noisy fan.
“No place for bullies on my wall.. That i appear on your screen does not give you the right to insult my family or defame me. I have zero tolerance for stupidity, I mind my business and treat everyone with respect and dignity but don’t take my humility for stupidity. Actors and Actresses are human beings. Flesh and blood like you, So I see no reason why people treat them differently. They crie and feel pain like you. .
What human being will rejoice over the pain or misfortune of others? Expecially fellow women; they are the quickest to crucify each other. You don’t have the right to know what happens in people’s private life. . If you don’t have anything good to say, just keep silent. Write all you want to about me but don’t involve my family especially my kids or I will come for you.
To my fans, I apologize for losing my cool and for the drama. I’m far from perfect, still have blood running in my veins. I just wanted to pass a message across. .
#NO Room For Bullies
# I Might just be the wrong candidate for you to pick.
The fact that most of us Keep quiet when crazy stuff are written about us, should not be a license for people to vomit their ignorance and hate without boundaries and make us their cheap target for fame and wealth. I rest my case. One love”
Black girls are often regarded as the most beautiful and intelligent group of women in Africa. Although every lady has a unique taste, there are certain things each one of them crave and will not hesitate to include on their secret Santa list.
Jovago.com, Africa’s No. 1 online hotel booking portal has put together a list items Nigerian girls want for Christmas in the hope that you get the clue and have a couple of laughs as you read on.
A great food processor
Although many comedians and tabloids have tried to portray Nigerian girls as fast-food lovers, the truth is that they love to cook!
With the modern technology making cooking easier and faster, the average Nigerian girl has a food machine on their ‘Santa’s list’. Get her a food processor with several blades and functions, and you are on your way to stealing her heart.
Nollywood Star – Mercy Johnson Okojie welcomed her Third Child – A Baby Girl with her Husband – Prince Okojie Today.
The Mother of 2, now 3 gave birth in Baltimore, Maryland. This is coming two days after she shared new photos of her family having a great time at a game park in Baltimore.
Recall in September, the actress addressed those who criticised her for not practicing child spacing. She said:
“I am expecting my third child and I’m a married person so I don’t think people should ask me why. . . I understand the ethics of spacing kids but I’m a married person and an adult, I can decide the way I want to live my life. So yes, I’m having my third baby very soon. Thank you so much for the good wishes, thank you so much for the hate speeches. . . Save some of the hate speeches because the fourth will soon come to round it up then you can show your anger but for now it’s good news let’s celebrate.”
Mercy Johnson who got married in August 2011 now has three lovely kids, two daughters and a boy.
A statement was credited to the actress hubby, Odianose Okojie who was full of gratitude to God.
“With my Hands Lifted up and my Mouth Filled with Praise with a Heart of THANKSGIVING I will Worship you oh Lord. I Hurriedly left Nigeria to witness the birth of my Baby, I was airborne when the Baby arrived. I’m right in the hospital at University of Maryland (St.Joseph Medical Centre) Baltimore. My wife and baby doing very well. Its a sister for Purity.Help me give thanks to God in this month of THANKSGIVING. God bless you all’.
Nigerian banks suffered more bank robberies this year than the previous 5 years combined and some of them made headlines thanks to the high fatality rate.
Here is a look at the most deadly bank robberies in 2015!
OWO BANK ROBBERY
Three commercial banks including First Bank, Wema Bank and Skye Bank were attacked by dare devil armed robbers in Owo, Ondo stata on Thursday March 26th, 2015 and not less than 20 people were killed including bank managers, customers, security officials and school children on the road.
7 policemen were also reported dead by the Police command.
N9.3 million cash were recovered when police officials arrested suspects of the well orchestrated robbery incident.
Oluchi Ajimowu, a 29-year-old Lagos State based businessman, is now in the custody of the State Department for Criminal Investigation, Yaba, for his alleged involvement in the death of his wife, Priscillia, the Festac area of the state, the Punch Newspaper reports.
It was gathered that the police are not convinced with Ajimowu’s explanation that his 23-year-old wife drank poison as they are looking at the possibility that he may have beaten her to death, because there was a severe injury on her head. He then went ahead to record her dying moments for over 40 minutes.
The police understood that Ajimowu had locked the deceased in her room on November 29, seized her phone and went out with their two children but on coming, he met his wife foaming in the mouth.
The dying woman who was a nurse, pleaded with her husband to take her to the hospital but he refused and instead, gave her palm oil to drink before using his phone to record the scene till the woman gave up the ghost.
Family sources however say that prior to the incident, Ajimowu had subjected his wife to inhuman treatment for the four years they spent in South Africa, before he came back to Nigeria four months ago, while Priscilla came back on November 27, two days before her death.
Shortly after her death, Ajimowu put thir house up for sale and was about escaping before the police arrested him.
Speaking on the constant feud between her parents, their first child, a seven-year-old called Ella, there was a pesticide and a drink in the room where her mother was on the fateful day, but that her father was not nice to her mother while they were in South Africa.
“Dad used to shout at mummy and beat her and she would be crying. That day (November 29), we left her alone in the house. Daddy took the keys and mummy’s phone and locked mummy inside.
When we came back home, daddy packed outside, locked us inside the car and went inside. After that, he called us and said: ‘come, come and see your mummy on the floor’. Mummy was saying, ‘Take me to the hospital, I’m tired’. He started videoing her. He gave her red oil, but she spat it out. Her body was cold.”
The mother of the late woman, Mrs. Stella Ayobo, said her daughter was to visit her on the day she died, but later cancelled the visit.
She also added that her daughter had not been happy since she got married to Ajimowu seven years ago, saying that he had, shortly after his wife’s death, reported at the Aguda Police Division, saying a friend took poison and died in his house.
Four years ago, they went to South Africa. She always called me to report how Oluchi maltreated her.
She came back to Nigeria on November 27. She visited me on November 28 and promised to visit me again the following day, being a Sunday.
But that day, around 8am, she called me that she would not be able to come again and promised to come with her children on Friday.
Around 8pm that Sunday, her husband called me that she had been vomiting since morning and I told him to take her to a nearest hospital. He later called me and said it was a poison she took. I told him to bring her.
By the time she brought her, she was dead. We took her to a hospital and the doctor said she had died.
He went to the Aguda Police Station to report that a girl visited him from South Africa, took a poison and died in his house.”
The deceased’s uncle, Francis Ayobo, has urged the police to begin an intense investigation into the matter, adding that Ajimowu was not remorseful after her wife’s death.
“It is so surprising that the wife was dying and the husband started videoing her. The videos were more than 40 minutes. He sent it to Priscillia’s sister in South Africa. By that time he would have rushed her to a hospital for treatment.
I noticed that about three other guys were in the background of one of the video because somebody was giving her water and she was foaming in the mouth. Those things should be questioned.”
The state Police Public Relations Officer (PPRO), DSP Joe Offor, confirmed the incident, saying that the Aguda Police Station arrested the husband and handed him over to the Satellite Town Police Division.
Below is a story and case of another child abuse been reported by a concerned Nigerian about how a 9 year old maid whose name is simply given as Onyinyechi is been brutally assaulted by her mistress, leaving her with scars and lacerations all over her body.
Below is what the lady wrote:
“A little girl called Onyinyechi (9yrs) always come to my mum’s shop where am currently working while waiting for youth service, to buy some things for her Aunty.
This little girl is always full of smiles but only when you take a closer look at her, would you see the agony she passes through in the hands of her madam.
On Monday when she came to the shop, there were blood stains on her cloth and when I looked at her head, I saw that it was broken in two different places.
When I asked who did that to her, she said that it was her Aunty that broke her head because her aunty’s daughter’s baby food finished and she did not tell her. I was close to tears and when I asked if she had eaten she said no, by 12pm ooo I wanted to send in this post that day but I decided to wait but what I saw today was another level of wickedness.
Onyinyechi came to the shop today to see me, to show me the latest designs her aunty made on her body with bite and belt marks included.
Flogging her with belt and giving her a red patch on her eye was not enough, she had to bite her too and she is not going to school.
Please readers, I would love it if any human right worker can help this little girl before she dies in the hands of her madam please help.
The names of her parents are Mr and Mrs Bernard and Rose Nkrem in Umunoha, Imo State, but she does not have their contact or that of any of her siblings.
If any of you recognises this girl or know her parents, please contact them to come and take their daughter away before her corpse will be all that is left to take. God bless you all.
My contact is 08183324443; if there is someone willing to help, I will be glad. We know where the girl and her Aunty lives. Thanks a lot for trying to put a smile and give hope to this little girl.”
A 28-yr-old man has reportedly confessed after his arrest, to travelling from Abuja to Lagos for the sole purpose of stealing, before heading home for the festivities.
Ikechukwu Godspower, has according to reports, been sentenced to 6 months in jail with the option of community service for 72 hours in and around the court premises.
Godspower was arrested for committing a felony by the police and had reportedly confessed to coming from Abuja to Lagos so he could steal to celebrate Christmas back home in the village, reported to be in the south south region of Nigeria.
According to PM News, Godspower had been arrested while attempting to vandalise a Toyota 4Runner SUV, managing to escape into a canal after being caught.
Godspower was later arrested at a super market on Osolo Way after allegedly breaking the inner entrance glass door to steal from it super market.
His plans went haywire when he was caught by security men on duty and was handed over to the police at Aswani division.
Godspower is said to have revealed during questioning that he lives in Gwagwalada area of the Federal Capital Territory in Abuja before coming to Lagos.
Since Godspower was found to have no fixed address from where he could perform the community service, he has been taken back to prison to serve the 6 months jail term.
Proud Dad – Mark Zuckerberg, Founder of Facebook has shared a new adorable photo of himself and his new born daughter, Max whilst doing Daddy’s Duty.
In The beautiful new adorable photo, Max, who apparently is barely a month old, is lying on a changing table looking towards the camera while an excited Mark work hard at changing her diaper.
The new dad has definitely adjusted to his new duties and seems to be enjoying every minute of it.
Max was born to Mark and Priscilla Zuckerberg in November 2015.
OMG! Things really has gone bad for Veteran Nollywood Act – Prince James Uche.
Recall earlier this year, The Former President of The Actors Guild of Nigeria was in a bad state of health; and right now the Actor is close to death as he is completely blind with High Blood Pressure, Diabetes and Kidney Failure.
It is reported that Prince James Uche is now at Godspower Hospital, 32 Road, C Close, House 7, Festac Town, Lagos and needs N10m to undergo a Kidney transplant and eye surgery abroad.
Three years ago, Prince James Uche’s wife and children left him. Shortly after, he was served an eviction notice from his landlord to vacate his residence at 45, Yetunde Brown Street, Gbagada, Lagos.
Despite earlier promises by the AGN led by Ibinabo Fiberesima, the guild has not donated money to the ailing actor.
Instagram is the apex of Photo/Video sharing in social media today. Millions of Profiles with zillions of photos gets created on Instagram everyday.
If you have an Instagram Profile, you must have a habit of reading profile’s Bio. People read Bios every time they hit a profile. Now, Instagram is filled up with funny, satirical, sarcastic and of course creative Bios.
But, you can not create a Bio every time which is original as well as impressive.
So, find below 50 Hilarious & Creative instagram Bios for you to choose from.
You’re welcome.
Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make…Then they call me ugly and poor.
Don’t follow me because i don’t even know where i’m going
Recommended by 4 out of 5 people that recommend things.
Everyone on this earth is self-centered, the difference is the radius.
I am so poor, I cant even pay attention.
There are two kinds of people in this world… And I don´t like them
Sometimes you just need some space… to fart.
Someday, there’s going to be an updated version of me
*Insert your bio here*
I made a huge TO DO list for this weekend. Just can’t figure out who’s going to do it.
Born at a very young age
Do you remember my Instagram username I locked myself out and I do not know what to do
My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
You can follow me if you feel like it. You can also put peanut butter in your but#hole, if you feel like it.
On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m a 11
I have not failed…my success just postponed for some time.
When nothing seems right…..go left!!!
Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.
One person’s LOL is another’s WTF
Always give your 100 percent ….unless you’r donating blood.
God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.
Too busy to update a bio
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my instagram bio….
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I’m not special, i’m just limited edition
I’m COOL but Global Warming made me HOT
Bio under construction…check back soon !
I have Good News and Bad News to tell you. The Bad News is I don’t have Good News to tell you. And the Good News is I don’t have Bad News for you.
Its not me….after Monday, Tuesday even calender says W,T,F…
I’m Jealous of My Parents… I’ll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!
I need 6 months of vacation, twice a year..
I’m so good at sleeping; I can do it with my eyes closed.
When I was born I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year & a half.
CGPA available for adoption – Can’t raise it myself
I am so open-minded, my brains will fall out some day.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
I smile because I have no idea what is going on
My mother told me not to talk to strangers. I never talk to myself anymore.
I can resist everything except temptation.
Time flies… after you hit the snooze button
I am not fat, I am just. Easier to see.
At the end of the day, life should ask us, Do you want to save the changes?
God gave me a lot of hair, but not a lot of height
Don’t be sad because of people, they will all die.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
My Brain Is Divided Into Two Parts: Right & Left.In Right Nothing Is Left.In Left Nothing Is Right.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.” – some dead guy
My job is secure. No one else wants it.
The light at the end of the tunnel – are the front lights of a train.
I only drink on two occasions .When it’s my birthday and when it’s not.