Comedy Video: Isbae U – Couple Goals Or Nah
Popular Nigerian comedian and King of plot twist, Isbae U also known as Bae U Barbie is here with a brand new comedy tagged, “Couple Goals Or Nah”.
Popular Nigerian comedian and King of plot twist, Isbae U also known as Bae U Barbie is here with a brand new comedy tagged, “Couple Goals Or Nah”.
A female corps member, Faith Onoriode, who was kidnapped on the Abuja-Kaduna road by bandits, has been released after her family met the conditions set for her release.
The Biology/Microbiology graduate of Delta state Polytechnic, Otefe, Oghara, was kidnapped alongside others on March 21, 2022, while on her way to orientation camp in Jigawa state.
Her brother, Mr Festus Onoriode, who confirmed her release to Vanguard, said she was released on Sunday, May 29 and is currently undergoing medical attention.
Speaking on details of the release, he said the kidnappers demanded for a motorbike, five Tecno phones, airtime and two million naira.
Festus said the abductors gave them specifications of the motorbike and the telephone, and also requested for airtime worth one hundred thousand naira, all of which they received before releasing her.
He claimed they went as far as Lagos state to purchase the bike because it was not sold in Kaduna.
Speaking further, he added that delivering the motorbike to the kidnappers camp was also not easy, adding that the kidnappers advised them to procure service of escort, so they could beat the vigilant eyes of about ten military checkpoints in the Southern Kaduna area of Kaduna state where they were told to drop the bike.
“We paid two million naira, one hundred thousand naira recharge card which they split into fifty thousand naira MTN and fifty thousand naira Airtel that we sent. They also demanded a motor bike and five phones. They gave the specification of the motorcycle and the phone. They said motorbike is not sold in Kaduna, it is in Lagos,” Festus explained.
“We bought the bike and added the five tecno phones. When we told them we were ready with the bike, they advised us to arrange for escort to take it to a spot. And the escort took three hundred thousand naira to do this.
“We used escort to deliver the bike. There are about ten army check points on the road. We waited for sometime before they released my sister. God did it that she was not raped.
“It was God. We went round churches for prayers while my sister was in the custody of the kidnappers. She was released around 6:30 to 7pm last Sunday. It was the lord’s doing. People had paid money and they didn’t see their hostage.
“It was God that released her. We are thanking God for all He did. She is in the hospital in Kaduna. We also thank security agencies in Kaduna for all they did for us. It was not easy raising the ransom. People assisted us. We thank God she came out,”
“I don’t have any choice but to still thank the kidnappers for releasing my sister. When we hear what people pay up north to be released, we are grateful to them for keeping their promise.” He said.
A 38-year-old man, Ebuka Enuma, was arraigned before a Yaba magistrate court in Lagos on Tuesday, May 31 for allegedly being in possession of a human skull.
It’s gathered that suspect who lives in the Bariga area of Lagos, stole the skull after he broke into Amukoko Cemetery and excavated an old grave on May 13.
Prosecution Counsel, ASP Rita Momah said Enuma was nabbed while trying to leave the cemetery.
The offence, she said, contravenes the provisions of Section 238 of the Criminal Law of Lagos State, 2015 (Revised).
Ebuka Enuma, however, pleaded not guilty to the charge against him. The presiding judge, Chief Magistrate Adeola Adedayo admitted him to bail in the sum of N300,000 with two sureties.
The case was then adjourned till June 28 for mention.
In related news, a man identified as Kushimo Lukman, a mortuary attendant has been arrested in Abeokuta, the Ogun State capital, for cutting off the head of a deceased boy.
Kushimo was arrested by men of the Ogun State Government-owned security outfit, the So-Safe Corps on Tuesday morning. The So-Safe Corps said the suspect was “an acclaimed mortuary attendant working with MABOD at Oke-Yidi, Abule Oloni, Abeokuta.”
According to the spokesman, Moruf Yusuf, the suspect was arrested by the officers after he had behe#ded the corpse of a male minor at the Oke Yidi cemetery in Abeokuta.”
The suspect was quoted to have said that “the parents of the boy, who came from Ibadan, sought his assistance as a mortuary attendant to get the body buried,” adding that “he buried the boy’s body inside the cemetery, in the presence of his parents at about 19:00hrs on Monday.”
However, the mortuary attendant was said to have later gone back to the cemetery at 6 am on Tuesday, to cut the head of the buried boy, and he was caught after a fierce fight with the So-Safe officers, who later overpowered him.
Kushimo “confessed that the fresh head was requested for by one Chief Ifalonishe (AKA Lanroye) at the rate of N50,000,” saying “it was supposed to be delivered to him at a designated point within Abeokuta.”
Nigerian music executive, David Adeleke better known as Davido, has raised alarm about the increasing dollar-naira exchange rate.
Taking to his official Twitter page, the DMW boss projected that at this rate dollar will start exchanging for N1,000 soon.

According to him, there is a need for drastic steps to be taken before the naira depreciates further.
He tweeted;
“Dollar heading to 1k. Drastic action is needed,”
Dollar heading to 1k Drastic action is needed
— Davido (@davido) May 31, 2022
A while ago, Davido revealed that contrary to popular notion, the work of an entertainer is not easy.
There is a common belief that the job of a musician is undemanding because they are doing something fun and constantly travelling.
Since music also brings pleasure, it is believed that entertainers are doing a chilling job and living their best lives.
However, Davido has attempted to correct that notion as he revealed that the job is not as easy as it looks.
He also showered accolades on hardworking entertainers worldwide for not giving up on their craft.
The DMW boss tweeted; ”Shout out to all entertainers worldwide Red heart as fun as it looks this out work no easy … ”
A distraught man has been saved from committing suicide at the Lekki-Ikoyi Link bridge in Lagos state on Wednesday, June 1.
A video showing the moment the man was rescued was shared online by the official Twitter handler of the Lekki Concession Company.
In the video, the man is seen holding on to the railing and was ready to jump off the bridge, but was saved by some LCC Patrol officers who got to him in time.

One of the officers – a woman – is seen consoling the man and encouraging him to see the bright side of life, instead of ending it all.
Another man behind the camera is heard telling those holding the man to hold him tight so he doesn’t forcefully jump off the bridge.
The suicidal man eventually yielded to the words of encouragement and was pulled off the bridge. According to the LCC, he has been handed over to the Police.
Sharing the video, LCC wrote,
“Thanks to the quick intervention of LCC Patrol Officers, a young man was saved from committing suicide on Lekki-Ikoyi Link Bridge. He has been handed over to the Police.”
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Thanks to the quick intervention of LCC Patrol Officers, a young man was saved from commiting suicide on Lekki-Ikoyi Link Bridge. He has been handed over to the Police.@Gidi_Traffic @trafficbutter @TrafficChiefNG @LekkiLersa pic.twitter.com/8kSo5zsQaX
— Lekki Concession Co. (@LCCTollRoad) June 1, 2022
Nichole, the daughter of veteran Nollywood actor RMD, has shared how the last two men she dated moved on quickly in just months after their split.
In a tweet, Nichole revealed that the last two men she dated got engaged and married a few months after they broke up.
“The last two guys I dated got engaged or married within 3-6 months of us breaking up. So, if you want to get married in 2022, we are nearing the cut off for me to ruin your life and for the heartbreak to carry you to your wife. Happy June 1st”, she tweeted.
See her post below,

A while ago, Nichole recounted how she lost a project because she’s Nigerian.
Nichole made this disclosure while reacting to a tweet by another Nigerian who had a similar experience.
The 35-year-old who is the founder and managing partner of an investment management firm, said that she and her team were removed from a project in Africa because of their nationality as Nigerians.
She however didn’t mention the Africa country where the incident happened.
“We were removed from a project after kickoff in Africa’s “best” country for being Nigerian”, she tweeted.
Congratulations are in order for one of the estranged wives of the late Alaafin of Oyo, Queen Aanu, as she gifts herself a brand new car for her birthday.
Aanu, who clocked a new age yesterday, May 31, revealed she decided to add a Lexus SUV to her fleet of cars as a birthday token to herself.
Sharing a video of the new whip on her Instagram page, she wrote,
“Another Key Added Thank you Abba father for bringing me this far, It can only be you Lord. I USHER MYSELF TO MY BEST YEAR YET WITH THIS LITTLE GIFT OF MINE.”

Celebrities, fans and followers have trooped to the comment to congratulate her on her latest acquisition.
Nollywood actress, Faithia Williams wrote, “Congratulations my dearly 👏👏”.
Mercy Aigbe wrote, “Congratulations my love”.
Watch video below,
In other news, Nigerian music executive, David Adeleke, popularly known as Davido, has reacted after his colleague, Kizz Daniel, shared a cryptic post.
On Monday, May 30, the Buga hitmaker took to Twitter to advise an unnamed individual not to fight God’s grace in his life.
Although it isn’t clear who or what Kizz Daniel was talking about, he promised to give his fans the full gist later.
“I worked for this, I’m blessed for this, don’t fight the grace of God upon my life, e dey backfire hard period, full gist later”.
Well, reacting Davido assured Kizz Daniel that he’s praying for him.
Nollywood actor and filmmaker, Rotimi Salami has responded to a follower who made an unflattering remark about his wife.
The Lagos-born actor had taken to social media to share a video with his wife and announced that they are starting a YouTube channel soon.

Reacting, the follower stated that she expected the actor to be married to a woman that looks physically attractive and sexy, but instead his wife looks old.
“This is your wife. Seriously I was thinking she will be very sexy and cute tho. This woman looks old oo #no hard feelings tho”, the troll wrote.
Mind you, Rotimi has been married to his wife for over six years and they have two lovely kids – a boy and a girl.

Interestingly, the actor gave a civil response to the lady and blocked her immediately.
He wrote,
“Smart ladies I know will not make such comment about fellow women… you did crossed the line. By the way, what is your definition of sexy and cute? If the answer is YOU after checking your pictures, taaar! no hard feelings. You don’t fit. Finally, If you are not smart enough to know it’s different strokes for different folks, just pray you find a man who will love 100% and earn you a happy home.
IRE
My home is already blessed. Pray towards yours.
Mind you. I am blocking you now. IRE🙏”

Watch the video he shared below,
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The family of one Arafat Ajayi, a 20-year-old student of the University of Lagos, UNILAG, have declared her missing in the state.
The young lady said to be in 100 level and studying Educational Administration reportedly left home on Thursday, May 26, and has not returned home.
According to Arafat’s guardian, Mrs Adebimpe Ibrahim, who spoke with Tribune Online, they have tried everything they could to find her but it has all been futile.

“My daughter left home around 5am on Thursday and since then, we have searched almost everywhere to locate her. We even reported to the Igbogbo police station, Ikorodu to help us find her and we were told that it has been radioed to other units,” Adebimpe said.
“We are also intimating her university about the development but it’s just sad that we haven’t located her till now. I am losing it already and I don’t know how much more I can take if she’s not found,” she added.
Arafat’s sister also expressed worry about her whereabouts.
“She’s a cool and religious devotee, having to part with her this long is worrisome and we are hoping that she will reunite with us soon.” she said.
Popular Nigerian comedy group, Mark Angel Comedy drops a brand new comedy from the “Caretaker Series” and they tagged this one “The Problem”.
Iconic singer, 2Baba’s baby mama, Pero Adeniyi, has savagely replied to a nosy Instagram follower who asked why she hasn’t gotten herself another man.
The quite inquisitive Instagram user took to Pero’s comment section to pose the question, and oddly, he got a reply from her, but definitely not the kind of response he expected.
“Why you never get another man self”, the follower asked Pero.

Replying, Pero shut him down and implored him to mind his business.
“Mind your business.” Pero wrote.
See their exchange below,

In other news, Nigerian singer, Innocent ‘Tuface’ Idibia, has asked critics to leave his wife alone.
Annie Idibia was in the news recently after it appeared that she’d unfollowed her husband on Instagram and it elicited reactions/speculation that all wasn’t well in her marriage to the singer.
The father-of-7 has now given a reaction and he took a jibe at how people read meaning into everything.
He captioned the video thus; “Una can like to read nonsense meaning to everything. Can’t somebody feel free again.”
Meanwhile, Annie Idibia and her management have debunked claims that she unfollowed him on Instagram.
A statement released by her management reads in parts ;
“At no time did Annie intentionally unfollow Tuface. With regard the suggestion of a fracture in the relationship, we want to make it clear that Annie and Tuface remain committed to their marriage and the care of their children.”
Annie Idibia, Nollywood actress and wife of singer 2Baba, has expressed her undying love for her husband and his seven children.
The mother of two, in a social media post addressing critics, noted that the way she loves her husband, 2Baba, is the same way she loves all “their” seven children.
This comes after viral reports alleged that she unfollowed 2Baba on Instagram amid his reunion with his baby mama, Pero, and her children in the US.

Reacting to the claim, the actress stated that she didn’t at anytime unfollow her husband. According to her, a glitch on Instagram had caused the unfollowing, which led to the rumors that there was a rift between them.

Addressing those critics and those spreading rumours about her family, Annie wrote,
“Stupid dumbass bloggers! Our kids na dem go take care of us when we are old and weak! Abeg make una no start to dey cause conflicts wey no dey between all my seven kids! Yes, seven of them, whether una like am or not! All seven kids. Just stop already with the lies n slandering!”
“The only language I understand is love. The same way I love my Inno is the same way I love all of our kids! You can’t love a man d way I love my husband and then hate his kids. He will die for them, so stop!”

Nigerian comedian, Stanley Chibunna popularly known as Funnybone, is officially off the market as he finally engaged his girlfriend.
The comedian took to his official Instagram page on Wednesday morning, June 1, to announce his engagement. He shared a photo of their hands locked together, showing off her ring, though concealing her face.
He also revealed that his friend, Nollywood actor, Akah Nnani, came up with a wedding hashtag for them already, “# Stanleysangel”.

“FINALLY!!! I asked politely and she said YES!!!😊❤️❤️ And then my home BOY˚͂ @akahnnani fine tuned our hashtag to #Stanleysangel We have a wedding to Plan fam. #Godsplan #Myworld. Amichiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Chibunna🙏”, the comedian wrote on Instagram.

In other news, Funnybone has taken to social media to tackle women who are quick to say men are scum.
In a post shared via his Instastory, Funnybone said the word ‘scum’ is not a gender based line and women can also be scum.
According to him, women who do the same things men do to earn the bad name ‘scum’ are also scum.
He wrote,
“Men alone can’t be scum when you are also everywhere doing the same thing men do My dear scum is not a gender based line. You too na scum.”
Popular media personality, Toke Makinwa has asserted that Nigerian men define a strong woman by the amount of abuse and maltreatment she can endure.
The seasoned TV host and Youtuber said this in a post she shared on her Twitter page on Tuesday, May 31.
According to her, the Nigerian society also encourages this ideology and believe strong woman should be long suffering and tolerate their partner’s bad behaviour.
Read her full post below,
“Nigerian men’s definition of a strong woman is long suffering, emotional abuse and a high tolerance of accepting bad behavior. You’ll hear them say “she turned the boy in me into a man”, that means her name is endurance, the woman has endured 😂😂😂.
Society encourages that sort of narrative, women are seen as strong by the amount of BS she’s has to endure till the man was ready to give her peace. When they meet the women who stand up for themselves? Society labels them as wayward and too opinionated. Who is Society again?
They automatically think being alone at a certain age means you are miserable 😂😂😂😂. Would you not rather be 55 and alone than enduring BS with someone? If that’s the definition of miserable, a beg which one will you rather be?”



Nollywood actor, Blossom Chukwujekwu, has shared a new photo of himself and his wife, Pastor Ehinome.
The actor, who recently married Pastor Ehinome after his infamous divorce from media personality Maureen Esisi, posted a lovely new photo of himself and his wife on his Instagram page.
In the photo shared on Chukwujekwu’s verified Instagram page on Tuesday, May 31, the beautiful couple were all cuddled up.

Meanwhile, the actor has expressed his gratitude to those that celebrated with him and his new wife, Pastor Ehinome on their wedding day.
Blossom and Ehinome tied the knot traditionally on Friday, May 20.
He shared more wedding photos and wrote;
“For celebrating with us on our wedding day. We are really grateful for your prayers, presence, Love and support. God bless you richly, with much love.”
Nollywood actress, Adesua Etomi-Wellington also congratulated her colleague, Blossom Chukwujekwu, who recently gave marriage a second chance, years after his first marriage to Maureen Esisi crashed.
Adesua took to her social media page to share a picture of the couple and she captioned it, “Blossommm, so happy for you. I’ve heard the loveliest things about your beautiful bride, Ehi. May the Lord bless your home and fill it with joy, laughter, favour, prosperity in Jesus name. Love you brother.”
Nigerian singer, Innocent ‘Tuface’ Idibia, has asked critics to leave his wife alone.
Annie Idibia was in the news recently after it appeared that she’d unfollowed her husband on Instagram and it elicited reactions/speculation that all wasn’t well in her marriage to the singer.
The father-of-7 has now given a reaction and he took a jibe at how people read meaning into everything.
He captioned the video thus;
“Una can like to read nonsense meaning to everything. Can’t somebody feel free again.”
See video below;
Meanwhile, Annie Idibia and her management have debunked claims that she unfollowed him on Instagram.
A statement released by her management reads in parts ;
At no time did Annie intentionally unfollow Tuface
With regard the suggestion of a fracture in the relationship, we want to make it clear that Annie and Tuface remain committed to their marriage and the care of their children.
Annie on her part has also declared that she loves her husband and all his kids, she wrote;
“The only language I understand is love. The same way I love my Inno is the same way I love all of our kids! You can’t love a man d way I love my husband and then hate his kids. He will die for them, so stop!
“You need to f**king stop for real!! It’s beginning to piss me off! Legal actions coming!”
Nollywood actress, OnyiAlexx, has called out the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) after its officials invaded her house without a warrant.
Taking to her Instagram page on Tuesday, May 31, the actress demanded an explanation from the law enforcement agency as to why her home was searched without a warrant.
She also shared CCTV footage which showed the moment the men in NDLEA uniforms gained access into her compound by jumping in through the fence.

“I am still Shuddering and shivering. I am very dumbfounded and traumatized. Please watch this is a …………. minutes footage of @ndlea_nigeria jumping through my fence with no bidding from me or any warrant.
My little niece who saw them jumping through my gate called on my attention before I could even comprehend what was happening they had gained entrance into my kitchen , sitting room and was heading upstairs , I was in shock. I have a baby in my home. My little niece is still startled and In complete shock too.
They finally meet with me on my staircase inside my house and said it’s a mere mistake , they saw a man running who jumped into my compound. I kindly asked them to leave my home which they concurred too. I am very devastated. This is definitely not fair. I didnt deserve this unnecessary threat from you @ndlea_nigeria
I watch videos of how you (NDLEA) abuse the power bestowed on you by Nigerians , your men look nothing like law enforcement agents , they have no regards and respect for people . How do you even enter someone’s house without permission or someone to witness your activities within my space . I hope nothing was planted in my house by these lawless humans in your NDLEA monkey jacket. Enough said , I will definitely be in contact with your agency through the right medium . @ndlea_nigeria @nigeriapoliceforce”. She wrote.


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