The year is 2097, and 6 out of every 10 persons in the United States of America have been confirmed to be descendants of the Great Nick Cannon, who took the scripture that says “go into the world and multiply” too personal.
The actor, MC, singer and all-round entertainer was one of the primary beneficiaries of the COVID lockdown, welcoming four (4) new children to the Cannon Clan in 2021 alone.
In July 2022, model and actress Bre Tiesi confirmed she had given birth to his eighth child, a son named Legendary Love. Tiesi shared graphic details of her unmedicated at-home delivery in a YouTube vlog.
If you think that is the end, then you don’t know about the Ghengis Cannon Tree, a gift to humanity that keeps giving. In a podcast with Angela Yee, Nick confirmed the rumor spreading that the Cannon clan is about to expand with two more babies coming in this year.
Abby de la Rosa, the mother of his twins born in 2021, is currently expecting and due in October. Nick Cannon recently confirmed via Instagram that Brittany Bell, the mother of his children, Golden “Sagon” and Powerful Queen, is also carrying his baby.
I know you’re wondering who these women are and how he managed to convince them to carry his seed. I may not be able to tell you how, but I can tell you who they are:
1. Mariah Carey (Baby 1 & 2): Nick and Mariah were married for eight years, from 2008-2016. She is the mother of twins Monroe and Moroccan Scott.
2. Brittany Bell (Baby 3 & 4): Brittany Bell was Nick Cannon’s girlfriend and is the mother of Golden “Sagon” and Powerful Queen.
3. Abby de la Rosa (Baby 5 & 6): Abby is the mother of twins born June 14, 2021.
4. Alyssa Scott (Baby 7): Alyssa Scott was a model who appeared on Cannon’s music game show Wild’ n Out. She is the mother of Zen, who was Cannon’s fourth child in 2021.
5. Bre Tiesi (Baby 8): Bre Tiesi is a model and actress currently expecting Cannon’s eighth child.
6. Abby de la Rosa (Baby 9): Abby is the mother of twins and is currently expecting and due in October.
7. Brittany Bell (Baby 10): Brittany Bell was Nick Cannon’s girlfriend and is the mother of Golden “Sagon” and Powerful Queen. She’s carrying their 3rd baby and Nick’s baby, number.
There you have it. The family tree of the Fada Abraham of our generation. What do you think?
Written by @Chydee
Featured Image: Nick Cannon Instagram
