So you’re there reading this post and you’re like, “Could this even be possible?!”… Well, I’ll have you know that that was what was in my thoughts too when I came across it.

In Falz’ voice, “It’s actually not a joking sturvs” as it’s being reported that the incident happened earlier in January.

15 year old Tommy Coulter is said to have impregnated 16 young teenage girls between the age of 13 and 17 years of age after he attended a pool party and ejaculated in the pool, the Tallahassee Herald reports.

One of the girls present at the Daliah Jennings, present during the celebration said :

“I’m glad I didn’t have my swimsuit that day,” “It was a surprise party to celebrate my 15th birthday, let’s just say that a baby in my womb is the kind of present I’m glad I didn’t get”

The young man claims there was no s*x at the party at all and that he only ejaculated in the pool by accident. He said:

“Some people in town say we had some kind of wild s*x orgy going on and that’s how I got all those girls pregnant, but I’m proud to say that I am still a virgin and that if anyone doesn’t believe me, I’m ready to undergo medical examination to prove it if that’s what it takes,” “I’ve become some sort of a local celebrity. People come up to me all the time and shake my hand and congratulate me, but I didn’t do anything!” he adds, visibly sincere.

Dr. John Suzukima of Tallahassee Memorial Healthcare Hospital, who was the first to link the multiple births to a single cause, believes the young man has a rare medical condition called spermafortis which makes his semen unusually potent.

“Clinical tests have proven that people who suffer from spermafortis have sperm counts close to a thousand times more potent and rich in spermatozoids than the average man,” he explains. “This kind of semen is fairly similar to that of common water mammals, such as dolphins, manatees and seals and has properties that make it incredibly resistant to water. This condition could definitely explain what happened in this case but clinical trials and further tests would be needed to prove this theory,” he told local reporters.

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