10 Signs You Are Dating A Mammy Water

Signs you are dating a mammy water: This is for all the guys who pick up random girls on the streets without knowing anything about them.

Here’s how to know if you are sharing your bed with a mammy water:

• You picked her up from the street or some other random place. Maybe she was even standing in front of an uncompleted building.
• You don’t know her surname. She told you her name is “Just Julie”.
• She agreed to sleep with you on the very first day, in fact she moved into your house, no questions asked.
• She never gets tired. She can pound yam, fry garri, grind pepper with a stone and still have s*x with you when she finishes.
• She always looks perfect, even first thing in the morning. No pimples, her make-up looks permanent and everything is always in the right place.
• Her Brazilian hair looks natural. It really looks like her hair but maybe salons have found a way to remove natural hair and put it back later.
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