Signs you are dating a mammy water: This is for all the guys who pick up random girls on the streets without knowing anything about them.

Here’s how to know if you are sharing your bed with a mammy water:

  • You picked her up from the street or some other random place. Maybe she was even standing in front of an uncompleted building.
  • You don’t know her surname. She told you her name is “Just Julie”.
  • She agreed to sleep with you on the very first day, in fact she moved into your house, no questions asked.
  • She never gets tired. She can pound yam, fry garri, grind pepper with a stone and still have s*x with you when she finishes.
  • She always looks perfect, even first thing in the morning. No pimples, her make-up looks permanent and everything is always in the right place.
  • Her Brazilian hair looks natural. It really looks like her hair but maybe salons have found a way to remove natural hair and put it back later.
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  1. This Mammy Water of a thing ; is it an imaginary fantasy or does it really exist as an entity? Please I want to know the truth. Can someone enlighten me,?

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