Jollof is Bae
It’s actually amazing how one food is able to fill you up and have you forget your sorrows, at least for the period when you’re eating it.
Jollof rice won’t break your heart neither will it offend you or wrong you so if jollof isn’t your bae, wyd honestly?
Well, if you’re a jollof enthusiast like all of us on OMGVoice are, you’ll probably get these tweets.
1. You, when someone says jollof is overrated
"Jollof rice is overrated " pic.twitter.com/YscicHQ822
— Chibisuke (@Ope__) July 28, 2016
2. Jollof so bad there’s a quote on it to motivate you
Don't act like white rice when you have the capacity to be jollof rice. Get your spicy on!
— Ada Ọpia Egbe (@blossomozurumba) July 23, 2016
3. Hallelujah somebody!
Came home to fresh jollof rice 😪. Ain't God good 🙏
— El Capitán (@_BenTheGreat) July 20, 2016
4. Only jollof can please everybody. Only
No matter what happens you can never please everybody because at the end of it all you re not JOLLOF RICE
— GucciAugustus Aigbe (@GRadioRockstar) July 20, 2016
5. How do you even throw a party without jollof?
Party with out jollof rice is a meeting.
— Ahmad Abba Abdullahi (@hajiya__toy) July 19, 2016
6. Hell yeah
Jollof rice is the Beyoncé of the rice game.
— femdot. (@femdotdotcom) January 17, 2015
7. Truer words have never been said, girl!
8. Just in case you ever wrong a jollof addict
The way to my heart is big bowl of Jollof rice
— Bossman Kwak D (@Swagfrican) June 27, 2016
9. This is all of us all the time
Soon as I get home, I need jollof rice. Emphasis on nee ee eeeeeed rihanna style.
— Seun Omoba (@Seeuunn) July 1, 2016
10. We never say no to jollof. Never.
I don't know what kind of heart break someone will be going through that will make him or her reject Jollof rice.
— Buhari Ibrahim (@Mr_belu) July 19, 2016
11. That smell that brings us all to the kitchen
when i smell that sweet Jollof Rice from the kitchen pic.twitter.com/c4sH2dWbH1
— TERRY 🇬🇭 (@TerryRed150) July 15, 2016
12. So accurate.
when your guy begs you for one spoon of your jollof rice and he takes two spoons plus dodo. pic.twitter.com/NVIrlpEoQf
— ♻️ (@martinchill0ut) July 14, 2016
13. Cannot stress how true this is.
When you get to a party & they start serving Jollof rice five minutes later pic.twitter.com/aEm9qFjwPw
— Retired Yoruba Demon (@iam_tomilade) July 11, 2016
14. Look at awesomeness
Rare picture of happiness being created pic.twitter.com/E9hi61eeOE
— Dream of The Endless (@Timehin_) July 19, 2015
15. Since we all want to be childish and petty
If I come to your wedding and the Jollof Rice finishes I am taking back my gift, we can both be petty.
— O L A O L U (@PERVROCKER) January 9, 2016
16. And this hilarious one
When you get a job in a new city & you realize their restaurants don't have Jollof rice. . . pic.twitter.com/IOzQEOSODR
— Orgasimma (@NomskyN) July 8, 2016
17. Honestly, it’s either jollof rice or jollof. Nothing like JRice
Jollof Rice must always be called Jollof Rice. Stop this JRice thing. Have some Respek
— Binju Shinjitsu (@UPNEPA) June 30, 2016
When they serve you Semo at a party and the waiter walks by with Jollof rice. pic.twitter.com/ACYSdMH691
— Baby Lion 🦁 (@Ceefour__) May 6, 2016