This literally is the funniest shii I’ve read today.
Her story got me like:
You think you’ve had bad dates? Wait till you read this woman’s embarrassing (albeit hilarious) story.
She continues: “By this point, I was really frantic because I had been in there for too long. There was only one single piece of poop.
“So in that moment something came over me. And I knew exactly what I had to do. I got toilet paper and removed the one poop from the toilet.
“Once that was done I realized I didn’t have a plan. What do I do with it now?
“I can’t fucking leave it there. By this point I was REALLY freaking out because I’d DEFINITELY been in there too long. So, again, making another horrible decision.
“I did the only thing I could think to do. I wrapped it in multiple layers of toilet paper and put it in my purse.”
She then turned to her sister for advice..By sending a text to her..
Messaging her sister, she said: “I have a piece of poop in my purse and I’m afraid it’s going to smell or fall out.”
Clearly sensing the urgency of her situation, her sister replied: “YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING. GO OUTSIDE PRETEND TO SMOKE. Jesus Christ.”
