A young man was written to Joro Olumofin about his girlfriend’s obsession with iphone 7 which has prompted her to begin the sale of her vital belongings.

Read the man’s heart-rendering story below:

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282 COMMENTS

  27. Reason every one should own the new iphone 7*

    * U can email ur ancestors, ping ur village deity

    * If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again.

    * If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically find its way back into ur pocket.

    * If ugly person send U request, e no go enter.

    * It can tell U which member of your family dey disturb you.

    * U can connect d bluetooth to transformer to get light.

    * It can be used as bomb detectors.

    * It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellant.

    * It makes everyone look at you as rich boy or girl even when you are trekking.

    * It vibrates if someone is lying, 4real!

    * It can tell d real father of a child.

    * It can detect if Ur boyfriend/ girlfriend is cheating.

    * It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in “protection” mode.

    * You can use it as AC

    * You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked by armed robbers

    * It can show you the way to paradise with the advanced GPS

    *It can be used as an ATM

    *Blackberry falls – Screen breaks Nokia falls – Ground shakes iPhone 7 falls – Owner dies.

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  42. One day you will steal just to get her what she crave for…. there are lands one can buy for that amount in developing communities… she is not planning to be in your future cos if she is, she will not be telling you to buy her iphone7.

  54. Let her sell nah me gan I’m thinking of selling dis standing fan in my room so I can just come here on social media so people can help me contribute d remaining 398,000 ooo ehn ehn,lol

  63. She is stupid to sell her body just for materials thing pls run now before is too late she can sell her kid for iPhone 7 lol… People choose materials things Dan Christ… Time will tell…

  68. I reject every spirit of i-phone 7 n 8. Thank God am not a fone Frick, even if I am? Dt 400k I go use am go buy land for ikorodu. Sheyb na bcs u get money to buy iPhone for her bfo. Rubbish

  73. You bought a iPhone 6+ last year and now she wants iPhone 7?
    Small deal… get it for her immediately. I know you have brothers and sisters or even a mother who can not afford three square meals a day

  79. Is it not her things she is selling let her sell them and the minute she buys dat fone it will be stolen from her, she lacks sense, my broda i advice u such a lady will destroy u abi u nor wise

  81. Did you say her things? Let her sell even if she wants let her sell her body plus body organs what rubbish, ladies when will you grow up and be realistic for once a phone is a phone must you have the latest version does it supply the oxygen you breathe, am here still using my iphone 3 its serving me well and am not complaining. Please young man am a lady and will advise you not to even attempt that lady is just a gold digger she doesnt want your prosperity hear it from a lady’s point of view. Dont say i didnt warn you. Am gone

  89. Bravo! dts vry gud nd kind of her. ds wl tell u d kind of stuff shes made of, i must tel u dt u cant prosper in life wt such girl . If a lady cud ask for a pone dt is more dan 50k frm a guy den d guy sud prepare himsef. 400k for pone wen der ar lots of tnz she can use d money for. I pity such calibers of girlz ooo

  91. You haven’t see anything yet.
    Since you can’t stay away from women…
    Yes! This is one of the reason why we gays barred any sexual,or relationship, dating between man and woman.
    Yet you fools still go ahead and love woman, then you must die of bankrupcy and poverty But we gays are ready to help your life only if you accept gay marriage and homosexuality.
    We promised to give you wealth.
    Says the fallen angel.

    I am a #gay right activist.
    Proudly gays.
    I am a servent to my master.

  92. She is an hidden am robbery, you can’t afford it for now and she is selling her belongs so why are you worried of an hidden am robbery that want you to spend your money unnecessary agent of darkness, she don’t love you….only what she want is your money

  108. She shld nt forget iphone8,9,10 even 20 is still coming so she shld take am jeje were is bb today some girl ended up using deres in d grave lets try to b contented wit wt we have n trow pride

  113. U bought her iPhone 6+ last year isn’t dat enough?Ehnn let her sell til she wil sell dere family house…If u’ve Nt gotten married 2 her my brother pls dnt try go any further in say relationship cos if u do she wil end up selling ur properties Jst one day if u go 2 work nd run 2 a richer man

  115. That lady don’t love u,she don’t want u progress, instead of her to tell u to save up and buy a land to build on she is asking for mini for phone that will get lost or spoil one day. U better leave that lady because if u buy her d phone is will still request for another. She wants to run u down, do u need a prophet to tell u before u know.

  142. I don’t know what you want us to say now, if she wants to sell then leave her let her sell her belongings na, do you know how many bags of cement 400k fit buy? You don buy rice for ya mama? You buy iPhone 6 last year this year na iPhone 7 next year na iPhone 8, hmmmmmmmm your doom don dey follow you waka

  144. I don’t know what you want us to say now, if she wants to sell then leave her let her sell her belongings na, do you know how many bags of cement 400k fit buy? You don buy rice for ya mama? You buy iPhone 6 last year this year na iPhone 7 next year na iPhone 8, hmmmmmmmm your doom don dey follow you waka

  147. Come to think of it,what is in iPhone 7 that’s not in iPhone6??? I need to know just one or two major feature asap ! Hmmm. We just need to be careful. Satan’s way of making ppl who can’t control themselves fall into destruction.. I’m still grateful to God that we are not buying the AIR WE BREATHE…how would we have survived up till date???

  149. Let her sell her breast, private part and her head, because she want to use iPhone 7. Rubbish. I remember when blackberry came out some girls where sleeping with anything because of bold 1. From there it was bold 2,3,4,5,. Now is iPhone. May God help us.

  162. My advice z dat d only way u cn get rid of her z 2 end d relationship cos she z 2 materialistic in nature n u might nt afford all wat she requests 4,she might probably dump u one day…jst bcos of i phone 7…wat if she dies even if she eventually got it.

  169. Her things you said not yours. Guy allow her. She better sell you out for a guy that can afford all her needs. Else if you marry her she will definitely sell all your things, children and if loves you so much, she might not use you for ritual just to buy the latest phone in 2020. Cos phones are yet to be produced.

  172. My brother, if you’re confessant with Wwe and always listing to Brian Wyatt, you’ll discover that each time he’s talking, he always signed off with the word “RUN”. So, I advice you to use that word.

  173. Remember to send money to your old father and mother for feeding at this Buhari change time. Also, remember your brothers and sisters who could not affort to buy a cup of garri to feed themselves. Buying phone of #400,000 and above to your girl friend Not even your wife and forget to care for your parent would be a curse to you.

  191. My advise don’t marry her, because she’s a after ur money she doesn’t love u for u but she loves ur money. Take it or leave it am a married woman and I won’t allow my hubby to get me iphone 7 in this present Nigeria’s economic. Iphone 7 my ass oyibo be using our head. Am far from this stupidity. #stupidgirl #golddigger.

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  211. Nne please go on and sell everything you have am sure you will be able to buy the iPhone 7s, Then Next YEAR you will use one of your family members for rituals to buy iPhone 8….. Fowl, Youself guy no complain cause na you don first start am.

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