A Nigerian man has narrated via the microblogging platform X how his friend escaped embarrassment after he was pressed in public.
Recounting the experience in several tweets, he stated that his friend started sweating severely and was covered in goosebumps too.
He wrote;
“On a December like this last year, my friend was so pressed around Lekki 1. We came to complete some legal documents with a client and his lawyer. As we were driving out of phase 1, he said omo I think I’m pressed. He had started sweating. Immediately, goosebumps all over him. We parked and I asked him what should we do. Should we go back to where we were coming from? He was just looking heavy and confused.
I attempted to turn so we could return there but he said it would sound somehow to tell the man we returned because of shit. I said okay, I know someone in Ikate, let’s go there. I dialed her number and she was around so we started going in that direction I opened the safe and gave him a tissue to clean his sweat, he was sweating profusely. I really wanted to laugh but common. I tried to hold it but his reactions were too funny. At some point he said “and bush no dey here”.
As I peeped around, something told me “Can’t you guys just enter one eatery”! I quickly said ooooh, omo see KFC there now. That was how we aborted the Ikate mission and entered KFC. If you see the way my friend was walking eehh. I asked him “hope e never drop”, he said we good! we good. Immediately we entered, I quickly spoke to the salesperson, please give us two chicken but my friend needs to urgently use the convenience. She directed him while I sat there dealing with my own chicken and pulpy drink. When my friend returned looking so back to life, calm and relaxed, I said pele baba, he said guyyyy igbe yawerey gan o (shit is damn crazy).”
See tweets below,
