The comedian, moments ago, shared on IG that if US Presidential aspirant, Donald Trump, wins the US elections which is to hold in few days, he too will run for President come 2019!
At least we know that if he’s our president, there will barely be sadness in the states as everyone will be filled with laughter from their comic president! Hehe…
A teenager has claimed that she is nine months pregnant and is carrying baby Jesus – but even her own church and mother don’t believe her. They think she’s mad!
Via Mirror.co.uk:
Haley, 19, who sports a real rounded stomach, has undergone several pregnancy tests and a pelvic exam, which have all come back negative.
But the teen is adamant that she is about to give birth, as she told the Dr Phil show: “I am pregnant, and it is Jesus.”
Hayley’s mother Kristi describes her daughter as a “compulsive liar” and is “delusional”, listing some of her alleged previous tales including that her baby’s father is Eminem and also that she had donated a kidney to her older brother.
Kris believes that Haley is lying about her pregnancy too.
“The first time I heard her say that, she actually was saying it was Jesus Christ in her stomach. I looked at her like she had lost her mind. She was just going off into a delusional tailspin,” Kristi said.
But Haley claimed that she is about to give birth to a baby boy and disregards what the pregnancy test results.
“My family, my friends, my pastors at church, they don’t believe that I’m pregnant. I know it’s Jesus. I don’t care if my family disowns me. It really comes down to if you’re a true believer in Jesus or not … I don’t care what the home pregnancy test or a doctor says, when I give birth to my baby, no one is going to deny him because he’s my saviour,” Haley said.
The teen is adamant that her pregnancy “is real” and revealed that she had gained nearly two stone.
“I was sleeping one night and my baby punched the bottom of my stomach and kicked me, and I can feel his head right here, right below my belly button,” she said.
On the show, Haley revealed that she had been diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia.
Her mother begged for help with her daughter, as Kristi said: “I can’t keep living like this. We have to treat her like she’s actually pregnant to avoid conflict. I’m hoping Dr. Phil can let me know if this is part of her act or does she really need help.”
Haley is set to have an ultrasound in a second part of the show, where the results will be revealed. Watch below.
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According to The Bug Campus, an aborted foetus identified by medical students to be about five-months old was discovered by students in the Mother of Jesus The Saviour hostel at Madonna University on Tuesday
The baby is said to have been removed from the Catholic university known for it’s high level of discipline.
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Beautiful Nollywood actress, Funke Akindele Bello, on Tuesday, touched down London for her movie (Jenifa in London) premiere. The stunning and hilarious actress was photoed showing off her dancing skills at Heathrow Airport.
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The wife of the Vice-President, Mrs. Dolapo Osinbajo, has joined other well-meaning Nigerians to call for prayers for Nigeria.
She was speaking at the Arise 2016 conference which held recently at the Redeemed Christian Church of God, City of David Parish in Lagos. With the theme, ‘Grace to Grace,’ the event brought together professional women under one umbrella.
In her remarks, Osinbajo noted that “Nigeria is a vibrant and virile land that is full of colour, gold and silver as well as various mineral resources.”
However, she added sadly that the country had not yet reached where it should be at the moment due to some inherent problems.
Mrs. Osinbajo said, “We need to pray for Nigeria because it is not yet there. What God intended for us as a country, we have not yet attained. We must therefore establish the fact that we need God at all times.”
She later offered prayers for the nation.
Also, the wife of the Kwara State Governor, Mrs. Omolewa Ahmed, who led one of the prayer sessions, admonished Nigerians to be forthright in their dealings with one another, if they wanted the country to move forward.
Dignitaries at the event included the wife of the Imo Governor, Mrs. Nneoma Rochas-Okorocha, and her Benue State counterpart, Mrs. Eunice Ortom.
Others were the former deputy governors of Lagos State, Princess Sarah Sosan and Mrs. Adejoke Orelope-Adefulire respectively, Honourable Abike Dabiri, and the wife of the Minister for Solid Minerals minister,Mrs. Bisi Fayemi.
Lol… Look how the man is with a frown on his face, dragging his wife out of the kitchen! Cause she obviously, to him, doesn’t belong there!
How cool the concept is though… But on second thought, where’s he dragging her to?! The Other Room?! Hehe…
A driver, one Mr. Jacob Elegbede, who attempted to hang himself behind a primary school in Zanda, a suburb of the Federal Capital Territory, Abuja, has blamed spiritual forces, saying he did not know what came over him.
The 48-year old father of one stated that he was not himself when he climbed a tree in an attempt to commit suicide in a nearby bush,
noting that he simply found himself on the tree along with the rope he wanted to use to kill himself.
Elegbede, who worked with a construction company in Abuja, twice attempted to hang himself on Saturday and Sunday, prompting his neighbours to alert policemen, who arrested him.
Before the suicide attempt, he had written a note in which took responsibility for the planned crime and also asked for forgiveness from his family and neighbours.
Elegbede, who hails from Badagry, Lagos, also listed the names of his creditors whom he owed various amounts, craving their forgiveness.
The suspect, in an interview with Punch Metro at the FCT Police Command, Abuja, on Wednesday, explained that his problem began about 18 months ago, when he started suffering from insomnia.
He said his situation got worse when he started having strange dreams and suffering from hot flashes in his head and chest.
He said:
“I also started having strange dreams in which I find myself having intercourse with strange women and even animals. I worship at the Mountain of Fire and Miracle church in Abuja, but I couldn’t go for prayers or deliverance because I work from Monday to Sunday and there was no time for any other thing. I believe my problem is spiritual because I can’t even explain how I found myself on the tree with a rope to hang myself.”
Asked about the suicide note that was recovered by the police, Elegbede, stated that he could not remember writing the said letter because he had no pen or paper in his room.
“I strongly believe some spiritual forces were behind my problem because while I was in the cell last Saturday, I had a wet dream in which a dog was licking my private parts,” he said.
The FCT Commissioner of Police, Muhammed Mustafa, said the suspect would be arraigned in court after investigation, adding that attempted suicide was a criminal offence.
It was an incredible testimony for a seasoned commercial sex worker, who in September 2016 was among the commercial sex workers evangelized by the G.O of Omega Power Ministries (OPM), Apostle Dr. Chibuzor Chinyere, from a well known brothel in Diobu, Port Harcourt, to be happily joined to her husband.
According to the G.O, he said, part of his evangelism message to the converts, was a promise that he will not only provided accommodations for them, set up businesses for them, but to also participate and bankroll their traditional and church weddings, should any of them, in the cause of her services to God, find any man of her choice to marry.
The over excited bride in her reactions said, “In my life, Saturday 28th September, 2016 can not be forgotten in a hurry. It was the day I met with the G.O in our brothel at Diobu, where my life was messed up with prostitution.”
The groom said “I knew this my wife some years back but have lost contact with her, I am not a member of OPM but I appreciated the good work of Daddy OPM. He sponsored my wedding and provided an accommodation for us to leave after the ceremony, he made my day worth celebrating. I pray God to continue to bless him and the member of the Church”.
This chat message was posted online by a man who was turned down by a lady he admired. At first, he didn’t reveal who he was – and the girl was forming – claiming she has a boyfriend.
But as soon as he told her he’s a UN Director, she immediately backtracked and said she was single. Read below.
Sultan of Sokoto, Alhaji Muhammad Sa’ad Abubakar III has yesterday, said the recession being experienced currently in the country and other parts of the world is ordained by God.
“The only solution to this is for us to show piety and repent. It is ordained by God”, the President General of the Nigerian Supreme Council for Islamic Affairs (NSCIA) said.
Sultan Abubakar spoke in Sokoto yesterday as activities for his 10th coronation anniversary commenced with the distribution of items.
Items worth N9 million were shared out to 270 widows, orphans and other indigent persons at a ceremony organised by the state Zakkat and Endowment Committee.
The monarch also admonished the adherents of Islam and Christianity to live their lives according to the dictates of their Holy Scriptures.
Nigerian noble laureate Wole Soyinka says he will destroy his green card and leave the United States if it so happens that Donald Trump wins the presidential election.
According to a report by The Guardian, Soyinka, a scholar-in-residence at New York University’s Institute of American Affairs, disclosed the plan in a speech to Oxford students.
He was quoted as saying:
“If in the unlikely event he does win, the first thing he’ll do is to say (that) all green-card holders must reapply to come back into the US. Well, I’m not waiting for that.
“The moment they announce his victory, I will cut my green card myself and start packing up.”
The Nobel laureate also criticised Brexit, warning that there is a rise of “ultranationalism” and calling on young people to resist oppression.
His comments come less than three weeks after 70 Nobel laureates backed Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.
Half of P-Square duo, Peter Okoye, seems to be just IN LOVE with his stunning wife, as though it’s not her birthday, he just felt like celebrating her!
Most people though confused his praises for her birthday which was on September 2nd.
He shared these lovely photos with his wife and said;
Sorry peeps! Not my wife’s birthday or our anniversary.? Was only celebrating God’s beautiful gift and good life. All the same thank you all??… I really appreciate???????? Cc @lolaomotayo_okoye ?
Nigerian Instagram is definitely an experience.
As with everything, Nigerians have found a way to personalise Instagram and infuse it with Naija flavour. There are a lot of characters you’d find on Nigerian Instagram, and we decided to categorise them.
Here are 10 types of people you’re sure to find on your Instagram timeline.
Everything on their Instagram page is about their bae, and how much they love them. All the pictures on their page are pictures of them with their partner, either kissing or cuddling.
They love to tension everyone and push their love and happiness down people’s throats. Especially the single folks.
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A chef who worked for a Managing Director at the Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), Mrs Esther Nnadi-Ogbue, has absconded with cash and pieces of jewelry worth $6million, according to Sahara Reporters.
The man, identified as Gabel Segbedji, a Benin Republic national took off with the loot in a Toyota Camry car which also belonged to her boss, last Wednesday.
Segbedji was reportedly recommended for employment by her close friend, Toke Benson. Mrs Nnamdi-Ogbue, whose daughter is set to wed later this month in London, is said to be totally devastated by the theft but didn’t report it to the police.
Mrs. Nnamdi Ogbue was the Managing Director of the Petroleum Products and Marketing Company (PPMC) before she was moved to Products Retail by then GMD of NNPC, Ibe Kachikwu, last year
An unidentified 12 year old, appeared in court Tuesday for stabbing another boy, 11 year old Granville Bosel to death.
The 12 year old was later released into his mother’s care while investigation into the stabbing continued. The circumstances surrounding Bosel’s death is yet unknown.
The 11 year old who was a grade 5 pupil of Danie Ackerman Primary School and a talented cricket player from Nomzamo, was visiting his grandmother on Saturday, while his parents were in the Overberg for the weekend when the said incident happened.
A spokesperson from Western Cape Police confirmed that Granville Bosel died on the scene at a street in Sercor Park after the sad incident.
‘The victim, who sustained a stab wound to the chest, died on the scene due to the extent of his injuries.’
According to Times Live, a murder case which was opened was postponed to December 13 for further police investigation to be carried.
A Zimbabwean woman, Junior Phiri, has accused her husband, Douglas Hazvinei Gondo, of forcing her into prostitution to enable him raise funds for his business.
Phiri said her husband asked her to have sex with a stranger so that he would claim compensation in the sum of $3000.
“This man is saying that I am a prostitute yet he is the one who pleaded with me to have s*x with a certain man so that he would go and claim money from him to start a business.
I am shocked that now he is saying I am a prostitute. He has not been taking care of the family. I am the one who has been doing everything for the children. I used to be a cross border trader but not anymore. In fact I have told him a number of times that I am no longer interested in the marriage but he keeps forcing me to love him…”
Phiri went on to say that Douglas had dragged her to the maintenance court as a way of disgracing her after she had reported him to the police for assault
“He brought me to court as a way of trying to shame me but the truth of the matter is that I am the one who takes care of the children. He does not buy anything for anyone. Our eldest child is now selling buckets in Mbare because their father is failing to take care of his family. My children have asked me to move out with them because they see how worthless their father is,” said Junior.
Meanwhile, Douglas has maintained that his wife is a prostitute who was shameless enough to justify her actions, saying she needed the money for their children’s welfare:
“This woman who is my wife is a prostitute. She has so many lovers and the evidence is in her phone which I confiscated. “She uses her job as a cover for her promiscuous behaviour. She once lied that she was going out of the country for work and she went to sleep with one of her lovers. She says she has to fend for the children and her parents so she has no other choice but to be a prostitute. One of her lovers is a doctor. I asked her to stop paying for the children’s school fees or to do anything for them because I wanted her to stop prostituting but now because she has failed to listen to me I want her to maintain the children and I.”
Douglas who hauled his wife to the maintenance court in Zimbabwe, is claiming $150 for their three children’s upkeep and $50 for his own upkeep:
“I want her to take care of the children and I, and I know that she can afford to do so because she is a cross border trader who is also a hairdresser. She earns $800 per month. She has no other children and no other husband except for her boyfriends only. I am a vendor and I get about $100 a month. My wife is capable of paying the said amount because she has the money,” Douglas said.
Presiding magistrate Sharon Rakafa postponed the matter to today for ruling.
Source: H-metro
Remember the 20 year old teacher who claimed he didn’t rape his 12 year old student but only put his manhood inside her mouth? He has finally been arranged to court.
20 year old Enilolobo Olamilekan who was arrested last week for putting his manhood into the mouth of his 12 year old student has yesterday been arraigned before Magistrate B.O. Osunsanmi of an Ikeja Magistrate’s court on a one count charge of assault.
He denied the allegation and the magistrate granted him bail in the sum of N500,000 bail with two sureties in like sum. The case has been adjourned to January 12th 2017.
Believe me, the best moment in Marriage is having kids! The joy of having kids in a marriage can’t be quantified.
The Aguns’ family recently welcomed a set of twins after 18 years of marriage…and they couldn’t hold back their joy.
Folorunsho Alakija, African’s richest woman was present with the family at the Rose of Sharon Glorious Ministries International, Lagos, where the twins’ dedication ceremony was held.
A church started in the home of Mrs Alakija and Mrs Modupe. The babies are named – Folorunso (after the richest African woman, Mrs Folorunso Alakija) & Modupe.
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They say women are more scared of getting pregnant than contracting HIV/Aids.
I am not sure about the authenticity of the statement,but you get the point.
Women will go at extra lengths to ensure they DO NOT get pregnant.
This is a fact, since time immemorial, women have been using bizarre ways to avoid getting pregnant, S-xually Transmitted Infection’s aside.
Here are some of the bizarre things they do to enjoy s-x without getting pregnant.
Immediately after s-x, a woman is required to squat the sneeze. This movement is said to force out every single sperm from the woman’s veejay.
In ancient Greek, physicians recommended women to do this to shake the sperm out before fertilizing the egg.
Women were also advised to jump up an down, and kick their feet against their bums, to avoid getting pregnant.
How practical?
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A man who has been parading himself as a female sex worker and robbing men at night clubs has been arrested in Kenya.
According to reports, the man, who has been referring to himself as ‘Grace’, has been stealing from men in clubs after seducing them.
However, his luck ran out after a man who paid for his services at a local bar had taken the alleged prostitute to a hotel room for fun only to discover the prostitute was not a woman.
‘Grace’ had won a wig and make up and walked with a woman’s gait before his cover was blown open. A mob had attempted to lynch him before he was rescued by the police and has been staying there for his own safety.
Nollywood veteran actor and ‘Naija’s most charming grandpa, Richard Mofe Damijo, shared this powerful and motivational message on his social media page.
He shared the stylish photo above and wrote:
“Let’s take some time to revisit the “you’re too old to go for your dreams” myth. Yea, it’s a myth and if anyone tries to convince you otherwise, tell them to take a good look at me.
I left the scene (my dreams) for EIGHT YEARS…8 years in the entertainment industry is a life time, trust me, so I call it EIGHT LONG YEARS of being away from my dreams.
Contrary to what a lot of you think and/or believe, when it was time for me to return to my dreams, I was scared, worried, uncertain, had doubts, questions and fears but hey, I went to the rock that is higher than I (God).
I went to Him in humility and sincerity… The thing you call swag, sex appeal, charisma…you name it, is the GLORY OF GOD…It is by His special grace that at 55 rapidly going on 56, I am blessed to live my dreams in health and sound mind.
Today, I encourage you to conquer your fears, worries, doubts, uncertainties and go with God. Go for your dreams… it’s never too late to start, never to late to try again… #RMDSaysSo #JustDoIt #TrustGod #GoWithGod #StayPositive #Believe #WednesdayWisdom”
The lovely lady, Mummy Ndioha, has been the rave of the moment for a while now after she recreated the looks of popular celebrities.
The UK based Nigerian lady has now done that of the president and you can’t deny that she absolutely killed it! Hehe… See some of her recreations below:
The beautiful media personality and vlogger shared this photo of her lying on a hospital bed with an inspiring message as she counts down to her birthday…
She wrote:
“This week has been a real struggle. Been in and out of hospital and it’s my birthday week. So emotional but I bless God in everything. I have learnt not to take my body for granted. As @kemiadetiba told me yesterday “of what use is the hustle if we are not here to enjoy it”. As I reflect on that statement I hope someone out there takes a moment to breathe, we all want to be successful, we want to do more and more and more but life is fragile and the real wealth is health. ???”
The proud new dad has been ecstatic since the birth of his daughter weeks ago! The top Nigerian comedian has been showering encomium on his daughter on his social media page with lovely photos of her!
She shares this one with his lovely wife and their daughter and wrote:
Here we are.
A family.
Daddy, Mummy and Daughter.
Lord, I am grateful.
Father’s duty.
Daddy on guard.
This is just as adorable as can possibly be! Everything about the photos is just adorable! From the chemistry between the duo, to the mother’s smile and the overly cuteness of the infant corps!
Their photos are currently melting hearts on social media and I’m sure it’s melting yours too… Awwww… Another below:
Presenter and On Air Personality, Ik Osakioduwa’s wife, Olohije is a year older today and he wrote her a lovely birthday message… a quite romantic one actually, as he calls her his “greatest miracle”.
The couple have been married since 2008. He wrote:
Several years ago today, God dusted his hands, looked back at this Ora princess he had created and said to Himself “Kia! I’m too much”. The angels looked at Him and said “Lord you gave her A lovely heart, an amazing mind, a great personality and dangerously good looks. You are not only ‘too much’, you are actually partial”. God and the angels agreed that the mold from which she was made must be broken. There couldn’t be 2 of the spec. Then in a phenomenal act of grace and kindness God decided then that she would marry someone undeserving. And average joe. Why? Just because he could. And for that day I will FOREVER be grateful. Happy Birthday baby. You are my greatest miracle ever. I love you
No matter her profession, always be proud of your mother! Whatever she does, she does for you! So it’s only right that you show appreciation in whatever way possible!
Just like this guy, who boldly advertised his mum, who is a yam flour (elubo) seller, to the world, via his Twitter page.
So if you’re looking to find Amala in its first stage of processing, be sure to hook up with this guy’s mum! More photos below:
A woman from Ilorin told a court to dissolve her two year marriage because she refused to stay in purdah, News Agency of Nigeria reports.
The purdah practice requires married Muslim women to stay in separate rooms, behind a curtain or dress in all-enveloping clothes, usually black in colour, in other to say out of the sight of men or strangers. Come rain or burning sun, they cannot step out in public without the purdah.
But Azanat Bashiru told the court that Mumin Bashiru, her husband of two years and father of their two children, did not tell her before they got married in 2014 that she would be put in purdah.
“This is not in our agreement. I cannot be covering my body with black cloth, including my eyes, all of the time,’’ she said.
Mumin did not raise any objection. “If she doesn’t agree to be in purdah, she is free to go,’’ he said. But he demanded custody of their two children.
NAN
This stunningly looking young lady, Nneka had no clue that her ‘small’ hair business would one day bring her a brand new Toyota Venza.
The stunning entrepreneur took to her social media page to share her inspiring story alongside photos. She wrote:
“The best part of this car is the fact that it was bought by a business I almost gave up on
I don’t know how many of u want to give up on your small business , but I urge you to keep pushing , never give up cause 1 day it will begin to pay off .Even up till a year ago , I never knew#hairbywanneka will buy me a phone but today it bought me a Venza that am in love with
Even hubby is all smiles , super proud of he’s young wife
You can also make ur hubby proud
Just keep doing wat ur doingThanks to every body that has ever bought a closure, 1 bundle and 20bundles , I love u all
Am still working on something big that will make u guys believe even more on wat u are doing right now thanks guys
I love u all”
A young man who was brought into this world with four legs has used social media to appeal for doctors to amputate his two extra limbs.
22 year old Arun Kumar, was born with two extra legs growing from his lower back, one underdeveloped and the other permanently bent at the knee.
Arun, who lives in Uttar Pradesh, India, appealed through social media for medical help to remove his extra legs.
A team of specialists at Fortis Hospital in Delhi responded to Arun’s plea for help and organised a series of tests to find out how the legs are attached and if he can be treated.
Arun said:
“If I get an operation and doctors take off my two extra legs, then I can also live a normal life. I may be able to move and walk properly like others. If they are willing to do an operation, then I’m ready.”
Although he cannot move his extra legs, he does have feeling in them and carrying the weight on his back is damaging his posture and ability to walk.
Arun’s mother Kokila Devi said:
‘During childbirth he got stuck and didn’t come out without pain. And when he came out, all his limbs were the same size.’
Doctors at various hospitals deemed Arun’s extra legs too risky to operate on when he was a baby.
