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Worry as Yet Another University of Lagos Student Dies This Year

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Yet another University of Lagos student has passed on, throwing the school into mourning.

According to reports, Odusami Ajibola Mathew, a 500 level student of the Department of Estate Management, slumped and died while playing a game of football with friends.

A statement released by the Secretary of the Faculty of Environmental Sciences Students Association (FESSA) reads:

“We regret to announce the sudden demise of our colleague, brother, course mate, *Odusami Ajibola Matthew*, 500L student of the department of *Estate Management, Faculty of Environmental Sciences.

Though he was at the Faculty as well as sport centre yesterday, his death is a big shock to us and we will always remember him.

We pray his gentle soul rests in perfect peace. We love you.

From
FESSA Secretariat.”

This news was also confirmed by students of the school who have since been mourning their colleague.

On social media, the latest tragedy has caused an outrage as concerned Nigerians noted the increase in deaths in the southwestern university.

Recall that in June, two female post-graduate students of the University of Lagos drowned at the Elegushi Beach in Lagos. According to reports, Adesola Ogunmefun and Funmi Odusina were swept into the ocean by strong currents.

Their tragic deaths raised eyebrows on Twitter, leading to the arrest of two managers of the beach as they were accused of not having alert system that could have prevented the deaths.

Following the investigations by the Lagos State Police Command, the Elegushi Royal Family temporarily shut the beach down.

Also notable was the alleged suicide case of a Unilag student in March who died after swallowing insecticide (sniper).

It’s still unclear why Eniola Jacobs, the 300l student of Microbiology, took the dangerous portion. However when discovered, Jacobs was rushed to the Lagos State University Teaching Hospital (LUTH) where he was declared dead hours later.

And so, with the recent passing of Ajibola, Nigerians have trooped to social media to join the school in mourning, while expressing worry at the rise of the death cases.

– Olisa.tv

Emmanuel Emenike Now Dating Ex-Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria, Iheoma Nnadi

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Nigerian International Footballer star, Emmanuel Emenike has stylishly confirmed he is dating Former Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria, Iheoma Nnadi! Such taste and Luck!

Posting pictures of them together from their vacation in turkey, Emenike wrote: ‘My Sunday afternoon spent with my special.’

The football star has has dated quite a number of famous Nigerian women, this is the first he’s publicly claiming.

Should we say congratulations? or we should chill till he puts a ring on it?

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“Help! I Slept With My Sister’s Boyfriend Because I Couldn’t Resist His Big Manhood”

A girl who was trying to settle a relationship fight between her sister and the boyfriend has finally fallen bait and betrayed her younger sister by sleeping with her man because of his huge manhood.

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89 Year Old Renowned Islamic Scholar, Sheikh Dahiru Usman Bauchi Who Has 61 Children Takes A New Bride

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Reports By Linda Ikeji claims that an 89 year old renowned Islamic scholar, Sheikh Dahiru Usman Bauchi is marrying a new wife, Daughter of late Senegalese Scholar and Tijjaniya Caliph, Sheikh Ibrahim Niasse.

Below is how she reported it:

89-year-old renowned Islamic scholar, Sheikh Dahiru Usman Bauchi, married the daughter of late Senegalese scholar and Tijjaniya caliph, Sheikh Ibrahim Niasse.

Online Hausa publication, Rariya reports that the marriage was officiated by Sheikh Baba Laminu Niasse in Kaolack, Senegal.

Sheikh Dahiru Bauchi took his first bride in 1948 and has 61 children, according to journalist Jaafar Jaafar.

Comedy: MTN Project Fame 9 – Funny Auditions (Ibadan)

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MTN Project Fame returns with Season 9 and it promises to be fun!

The show kick off it’s Audition at Ibadan…and Trust Our Ibadan folks to turn up en masse.

You can watch the FULL Clip Audition on MTN Project Fame’s Official YouTube.

But trust YabaLeftOnline..We bring you only the best of Comedy Videos..So we cropped out the Funny Part of Ibadan Auditions For Your Entertainment.

Trust Us to bring you more funnies From Other States/Audition.

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Paul Okoye Performs Alone In Congo. (Photos + Video)

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After Peter Okoye, few days ago, called out his elder brother, Jude “Engees” Okoye on Instagram for using he and his brother’s brand name, “P-Square” to book a show in Congo – it’s come to our notice, thanks to their Instagram accounts, that only Paul made the performance in the country few hours ago.

Peter had publicly come out earlier to state that he knew nothing about the said show and he wasn’t going to perform because the conditions were not favourable to him.

The show went on as only Paul made the performance at the country last night – this act has left many of their fans to wonder yet again if the P-Square brothers are done for good this time.

While Paul shared images from his performance last night, Peter also took to IG to share photos of himself having a haircut in Banana Island. He seems less bothered.

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Meet The Ugandan Man Claiming To Be Jesus Christ. (VIDEO)

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The local Police in Uganda have apprehended a man who claims to be Jesus Christ, the saviour of all Christians.

Lamech Kigozi, a Police officer on Saturday, July 2, said Emmanuel Solomon Ssemakula, the man claiming to be son of God, would be taken to court for leading a cult.

Kigozi told NTV Uganda: “We are currently looking at a charge of convening an unlawful society,”.

The self-proclaimed Jesus Christ could also be charged with sabotaging government programmes as he instructs his followers not to go to the hospital when ill. All they are to do is to pray to him.

“When they fall sick, they only kneel and pray and ask for blessing from this earthly Jesus (Solomon Ssemakula),” the police officer said.

Despite all the said charges, Solomon Ssemakula has maintained that he is Jesus and he is not afraid to publicly declare so.

“It’s me Jesus Christ, Emanuel, prince of peace, Michael… I was born in Jerusalem,” he said.

His followers, who have been with him for about six years, also believe that he is indeed Jesus Christ.

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Solomon Ssemakula said he was preparing his followers for the second coming of his father. He is on a mission to select 144,000 people for the said coming.

Ssemakula was orphaned at a tender age but was lucky to get someone who sponsored his education.

His sponsor then took him to Kenya and Tanzania to spread the word of God before going back to Uganda.

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Look What A Homeless Man Who Begged For A Change Got Instead. (Photos)

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A homeless beggar was provided a job for the day in a random act of kindness by a group of painters.

The individual was spotted in the Manchester’s Northern Quarter helping out the men as they worked on a building on Copperas Street on Tuesday afternoon.

Darren Wheatcroft, who shared the photos with the Manchester Evening News, said the homeless man had asked a passer-by for some change, and was very polite when he was told the man didn’t have anything to give him.

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Daren said:

“I’ve seen him around a few times,“I work for United Utilities so I’m in the area on call-outs fairly regularly.He asked a passer-by for some change and the guy apologised and said he was sorry but didn’t have anything.The homeless man was really polite, telling him thank you anyway, it wasn’t a problem and he hoped he had a nice day.

“The next thing he was shouted out by one of the painters, he asked him if he’d been drinking, and the homeless man said he hadn’t.“The painter went and spoke to his colleagues and said they should give him a job – and they did!“They had a bit of a long chat between them then he put his bag down and picked up a paintbrush and got to it.“He was being given tips and shown what to do, it was really great to see.

“The man really seemed grateful and was enjoying himself. He was having a chat with the other painters and people walking past were speaking to them too.

“It was a really good deed, they took someone off the street and gave him work and he was going to get paid at the end of it.”

Obanikoro Allegedly Caught On Tape Loading Plane With N1.29bn For Fayose.

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A video has allegedly given fresh insights into how a former Minister of Defence, Musiliu Obanikoro allegedly loaded a chartered aircraft with over N1.29bn for transfer to Governor Ayodele Fayose through an associate, Abiodun Agbele.

The Nation reports that the cash was transferred through HS125-800 5N-BMT belonging to Gyro Air Limited. The first flight was filled with N724.5million cash to the extent that there was no seat for any crew member or the ex-Minister.

It was during the second flight with N494.990m that Obanikoro, his Aide-de-Camp, Lieutenant Colonel A.O Adewale, and crew member joined the trip to Akure Airport.

Records indicated yesterday that for each of the trip, Obanikoro paid $12,500 making a total of $25,000. The EFCC has retrieved the footage details of Obanikoro’s movement at the airport and the flight schedule of the aircraft.

According to fresh evidence obtained by the EFCC, the ex-Minister had defied security gate at the airport in Lagos to move a bullion van to the apron of the chartered wing to off-load the cash.

Although the security men at the airport resisted the use of the security gate, the ex-Minister ordered soldiers to break all barriers for the bullion van to get to the apron.

A reliable source, who spoke in confidence to The Nation, said:

“Contrary to his attacks on EFCC, we have retrieved the footage and details of how he ordered soldiers to break the barriers at the reserved security gate at Lagos Airport for a bullion van to go to the apron of the chartered service wing.
“He defied security men at the airport and refused to subject the bullion van to any screening contrary to aviation rules. In fact, apart from financial crimes, the ex-Minister and his accomplices have outstanding allegations against them for violating aviation safety rules or regulations.
“The aircraft made two shuttles to Akure Airport on June 17, 2014. Our investigation revealed that during the first flight, about N724.5million was offloaded from the bullion into the aircraft. The cash occupied all the space to the extent that there was nowhere to sit by the crew and the ex-Minister.

“But when the balance of N494.990m was loaded into the aircraft for the second trip, Obanikoro, his ADC, one highly-placed person from the South-West, and the crew were able to make the trip.
“Let him continue to make noise in the United States instead of coming home to clear his name. We have interacted with the aviation staff on ground on the said date. We have identified the owner of the aircraft to be a member of the sacked management of Skye Bank Plc.”

Meanwhile, there were indications yesterday that the ex-Minister paid $25,000 for the two flights to Akure at $12,500 each.
Another source confirmed that the aircraft belonged a member of the sacked management of Skye Bank Plc.

“We have evidence of the payment of $25,000 to Gyro Air Limited for the two flights to Akure. And Zenith Bank confirmed how Fayose’s associate, Agbele, brought the cash into its branch in Akure to keep as sundry funds.”

Responding to a question, the source said:

“From our findings, the Minister and Fayose fought over N80million missing from the total cash.

“They had a shouting match until reasons prevailed between the two politicians on the whereabouts of the N80million.”

An Investigating Officer of the EFCC, Tosin Owobo during the week opened up at the Federal High Court, Ado-Ekiti on how the N1, 299,490,000.00 was wired into Governor Ayodele Fayose’s accounts by one of his associates, Abiodun Agbele.

Owobo, who swore to an affidavit, said:

“That the total sum of N 1, 219,490,000 (One billion, two hundred and nineteen million, four hundred and ninety thousand naira) was conveyed to Akure Airport by Senator Obanikoro through a chartered aircraft with Registration No: HS125-800 5N-BMT belonging to Gyro Air Limited.”
“That on the 17th day of June, 2014, Mr. Alade Oluseye in the company of one Abiodun Agbele a front of the Applicant (Fayose), went to the Akure Airport wherein they took cash delivery of the sum of N724,500,000.00 from Senator Musiliu Obanikoro and his acclaimed Aide-de-Camp Lieutenant Colonel A.O Adewale.
“That on the 18th day of June, 2014, another sum of N494, 990,000 was also delivered to Mr. Alade Oluseye by the said Minister in the same manner.
“ That the total sum of N 1, 219,490,000 (One billion, two hundred and nineteen million, four hundred and ninety thousand naira) was conveyed to Akure Airport by Senator Obanikoro through a chartered aircraft with Registration No: HS125-800 5N-BMT belonging to Gyro Air Limited.”

Nigerian Man Discovered Dead Inside Indian Flat. (Photo)

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Daniel Henry, a 30 year old Nigerian man has been reportedly found dead in a flat in Nalasopara, Mumbai. He was in India on a business visit.

His body was found on Thursday night, already decomposing and the Police suspected he was electrocuted in the kitchen.

Times of India, reported that his business visa had expired in April. Inspector Kailash Barve said that Daniel Henry may have died around three days ago due to electrocution in the kitchen of his flat in Moregaon, Nalasopara (east) where the body was found.

The matter came to light on Thursday night when neighbours complained of foul smell from Henry’s flat. They informed the police who broke open the main door. The body was decomposed, said the police.

His right hand fingers and wrist were touching the compressor of the refrigerator indicating that he could have died of electrocution. Police suspect that he may have touched the compressor in a drunken state.

Henry’s business visa had expired on April 22. The flat was rented out to him by the owner, Qadeer Syed, in December 2015.

Mercy Aigbe Shares Cute Before And After Photo With Her Daughter.

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In the light of her daughter, Michelle‘s birthday eve, the stunning actress, took to her IG page earlier, to share a before meets after photo of her and her daughter.

Mercy Aigbe‘s daughter Michelle, is one of the very many celebrity children whose style game have wowed us many a times. The beautiful teenager is turning a year older tomorrow and her mum shared the photo with the caption:

Before meets after….Throwback to when Michelle was 4 months and Now! ……..???
They grow so fast!…Super excited my baby @michelleio__ is plus 1 in 24hrs! ? #julybaby #july11th #proudmomma

Sarah Ofili Shows Us Her Beautiful Mom.

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Beautiful model, beauty blogger and Radio/TV show host, Sarah Ofili, shared this stunning photo of herself and her mother and it’s clear that the beauty took after her mother.

Sarah Ofili is one Nigerian celebrity known well for her fashion statements and once in a while social media drama – she was photoed with radio presenter, Nedu, a while back, in a quite raunchy pose which was later taken down after a backlash from their fans.

Pretty Model Gets Possessed by ‘Evil Spirit’ During Live TV Interview (WATCH)

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A pretty Thai model and actress has caused fear and panic inside a television studio after she was possessed by a spirit during live television interview.

The incident which happened in Thailand was watched by thousands of people who could not believe their eyes.

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The woman identified as Thippawan ‘Pui’ Chaphupuang started shrieking and convulsing while being on a Thai TV show after telling the host that she is often visited by evil spirits which disturbs her life. Just seconds after saying that, she became possessed by the evil spirit and started convulsing, twisting and acting like a mad person.

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Police Arrest Suspects in Murder of Abuja RCCG Woman Preacher

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The Federal Capital Territory ( FCT) Police Command said it has arrested some suspects in connection with the killing of a woman preacher in Kubwa, FCT.

The FCT command’s Spokesman, ASP Anjuguri Manzah confirmed the arrest, Saturday, in Abuja.

He said that the Command Commissioner of Police, Mr Alkali Usman has directed the homicide section to take over the investigation.

“We have made some arrests and they are helping in our investigation.

“The commissioner of police has ordered the homicide section of the command to take over the investigation of the case,” he said.

The spokesman, however, did not mention the number of suspects arrested.

He said that personnel of the command had visited the scene of the incident and investigation had.

A 42 year-old mother of seven, Mrs. Eunice Elisha, was killed while preaching in the early hours of the day around the pipeline area of Kubwa, a satellite town of the FCT.

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Asa Looks All Saintly In White.

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Humble heart and talented Nigerian female music sensation, Asa, who is not one with Social media drama and controversies, is seen in this new photo of hers looking all pretty as can be.

The beautiful “Eyo” crooner, can be seen rocking a lovely white dress and flat sandals as she stills rocks her signature dreads.

Cute bae!

Kate Henshaw Looks Beautiful In New Photo.

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Fitness expert and movie veteran, Kate Henshaw looks delectable in colourful make-up done by her loyal make-up artiste, Oluchi Onigbo.

The actress once a while shows off the young entrepreneur on her IG after she’s done such wonderful jobs like this one, Oluchi is also known to do make-up for celebrities like Rita Dominic.

Comedy Skit: Twyse and Family Episode 2

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Boda Twyse Has released another Episode of his Famous “Twyse and Family”.

This time he introduces new Characters – Twyse as Grandma, Twyse as Pastor Kofo and Twyse as Mad Man Kofo! You’d Enjoy This 9 minutes Episode

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President Muhammed Buhari’s $640 (N224k) Gucci Shoes Has Nigerians Talking. (Photos)

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Mixed reactions on the quite “expensive” Gucci shoes the head of States was spotted wearing – a tweet by thesignalng has caused this massive stir on social media, giving people to air different interesting opinions on the issue.

While many feel the shoe isn’t too expensive for the president of the country to wear, others are saying otherwise. What are your thoughts on the President’s shoes which costs about N224,000???

See Nigerians reactions below:

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Mother of 7 Butchered To Death While Preaching in Abuja

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Mother of seven, Deaconess Eunice Olawale, was butchered to death by some unidentified persons while preaching in the morning at Gbazango community in Kubwa satellite town in Bwari council area, Abuja in the early hours of today July 9th.

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Narrating how he got to know of her murder, her husband of 16 years, Pastor Elisha Olawale, said

“Two of my sons who are footballers went to the field to play. They just came back to tell me that they heard some footballers saying that they butchered a woman preaching the gospel early this morning. When they told me, I trekked down. When I got there, I didn’t see anybody but I saw blood on the ground. I then asked a policeman about a woman who was butchered to death. He said yes its true and they have taken her to the police station. When we got to the police station, my wife was at the back of the pickup. They removed her head and two legs. We have taken her to the mortuary”he said.

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Meanwhile the Abuja police command say some arrest have been made in connection with the murder.

Guy Who Dresses Up As A Woman To Rob & Sleep With Men Nabbed (Photos)

A man was arrested in Benin Replublic for disguising himself as a woman in order to comfortably lure unsuspecting victim to pretend to sleep with them only for him to rob his victims of their valuable.

He was paraded by men of the Police Force where he was exposed and properly dealt with.

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Update: It happened far back as 2014.

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Cute Photos! Madonna University Final Year Students Rock Primary School Outfits.

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Reliving your past comes in different ways – one of the most popular ways is going back to your old habits and all, but another way of reliving your past is shown in these photos below.

Final year students of Madonna University had day five of their final year week which was all about their childhood primary school days.

The soon to be grandaunts had a throwback as they got all costumed up in their primary school outfit, did the morning assembly usually done in primary schools and every other thing done in those days.

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A Very Pissed Kate Henshaw Claps Back At Social Media Troll

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Kate Henshaw has made it a known fact..That she can let little things slide…But not Cyberbullying.

Nollywood actress, Kate Henshaw who was some days ago angry over inclusion of her name on comedian Akpororo’s comedy show without adequate notification has again been bashed by a social media troll.

The actress who took to her social media page to post a picture got more than she bargained for when a troll lashed at her.

The troll insulted her and trust Kate Henshaw now… she dish her reply back in full measure.

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Beautiful Photos From Actor, Seun Akindele’s White Wedding.

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The handsome looking actor, who is well known for his role in Nigerian TV drama series, “Spider“, Seun Akindele, got married today to his heartthrob, Toun, today, 9th of July 2016.

The actor had his wedding in Lagos earlier in the day – congratulations to the couple as we wish a happy married life now and forever!

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Way before his ceremony today, he had flooded his Instagram with stunning pre-wedding photos that warmed our hearts. See them below:

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Lovely Photos Of Funke Akidele, Dakore Akande And Damilola Adegbite On Movie Set.

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While they say, photos speak a thousand words – these particular ones speak majorly one – GORGEOUS!!

Beautiful Nollywood actresses, Funke Akindele, Dakore Akande and Damilola Adegbite are photoed here together on a movie set.

The quite astonishing photos were shared by the wife of top notch Ghanaian actor, Chris Attoh, on her Instagram page few hours ago.

She says she’s excited to finally get to work with her big sisters… She wrote:

Finally get to be on set with my big sisters and two of Nollywood’s finest icons! ??? @funkejenifaakindele @dakoreea ???

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16 Year Old Girl Found Dead After Being Cyber Bullied. (Photo)

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A 16 year old girl, identified as Britney Mazzoncini, has been found dead after she allegedly suffered a torrent of vile online bullying.

It’s reported that she took to social media to tell of her torment in the days leading up to her death.

She was rushed to hospital in the early hours of Thursday from her home in Glasgow but could not be saved.

Daily Record reports that Britney was subjected to online bullying and stopped using Facebook days before she died.

Last Friday, Britney posted a message on Facebook saying:

“Starting to get sick of wee lassies calling me a riddy and this and that.

“As I’ve said, if you have a problem with me then delete me and if you’re being cheeky then you will just be blocked.

“Really cannot be bothered with all the petty arguing. Just grow up man seriously and to all my fake pals commenting slagging me as well F*** YOU.”

The following day she posted: “Not gonna be using this Facebook for a few days – if you need me Snapchat me or mail my other account thank you.”

In June, Britney posted: “Words do hurt people and people need to start to realise that before it’s too late.”

Yesterday, Britney’s dad Raymond Mazzoncini, 35, and mum Annette McKenzie, 34, uploaded photographs of their daughter to Facebook in tribute to her.

Police said her death is not being treated as suspicious and a report will be submitted to the fiscal.

“How They Misled Our Leaders” – Dele Momodu Writes

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Ovation Publisher, Dele Momodu in a piece on ThisDay Column this week wrote about the quality of appointments from the Buhari-Led Government, describing it as ‘appallingly lacklustre’.

Momodu alse also criticized the way the president broke the Ramadan fast with so much fanfare at the State House and talked about Buhari’s new fashion sense, calling it ‘overly flamboyant’.

Read the write up below:

“I’m back this week with my weekly epistle to fellow Nigerians and Africans. You must be wondering about the title of my article today, especially the word “they” and who it refers to ultimately.

You don’t have to guess too much as I will explain to you in a jiffy. The “they” are those groups of men and women who litter the corridors of power in our dear beloved country Nigeria.

They are some wonderful people who understand how to manoeuvre their ways through the labyrinth of power. They are professional hijackers who know how to hold powerful people, particularly our leaders, hostage. Nigerians usually call them the cabal or Mafia or whatever nomenclature is in vogue at the time. Truth is, they exist in reality.

What is often baffling is that these folks perch like rattlesnakes and pounce at the slightest opportunity on the men of power. They inflict their poison and, sooner than later, their victim begins to behave unusually, even sometimes irrationally.

The more the poison permeates the body, the more the victim sinks deeper into the abyss and onlookers begin to observe a complete transformation and transfiguration.

Surprisingly, these guys were and are never around during the struggles. Once the struggle is over, they crawl out of whatever holes they were ensconced in whilst things were hot! And they soon become the greatest beneficiaries of a campaign they never partook of. Trust me, every government has them. If you ask me, it is one reason most of our governments have failed so spectacularly.

My preamble is predicated on my deep observation of what is going on in Nigeria at the moment. I can say I know President Muhammadu Buhari reasonably well even if I was a latter day convert to Buharism.

But once I got hooked like a drug addict, I was ready to go the whole hog and I have never looked back. Buhari’s appeal is based on his populist credentials. We all saw him as a man of the people and a Mr Scrooge who would never waste scarce resources on frivolities.

But the “they” of Nigeria have repackaged Baba to the extent that many now refer to him as the “Gucci President”. Every fashion designer’s delight, as he has become a veritable fashion trendsetter. Of course, this is not to denigrate the President because his previous austere style suits him as much as his now trendy look becomes him! The fact is that by his handsome, gangling and fit nature, the President will always appear impeccably turned out and well groomed. However, now, his paraphernalia of power has become somehow bloated and overly flamboyant as well. How are the mighty changing!

The existing theory is that President Buhari has inadvertently fallen victim of political 419ners who have persuaded him about how powerful a Nigerian President is and why he must play the part always by being overtly fashionable. I’m sorry to say that they are stylishly setting Baba up for monumental failure.

I expect their agents to swarm the internet and abuse anyone who dare say anything about the grand scam currently going on but it won’t be strange.

Every government I have known since I became an adult had such acolytes to sing their praises and hold them up as infallible. But no sooner than the baton of power changes than they disappear only to reappear sometime and somewhere in the no distant future screaming adulations of the unsuspecting new leader.

I vividly remember the period of the Shehu Shagari Presidency. The poor teacher and humble farmer could do no wrong. There was a popular Yoruba song specially composed and sang for him: “Oluwa lo yan Shagari, Shehu Shagari…” Shagari’s apotheosis was instantly assured. Those who saw the rot in the outlandishly profligate government were tagged dangerous dissidents and told to shut their traps up. Wole Soyinka, our own William Shakespeare, was one of the most vociferous critics at the time.

As days climbed days and months rode on months, the Shagari government became neurotic and saw enemies everywhere real or imagined. Out of fear for its safety and stability, the Nigeria Police Force was over-militarised as if in competition with the Nigerian Army. We watched incredulously as the police under the iron grip of probably the most powerful Inspector-General Police Nigeria ever employed, Mr Sunday Adewusi, became ostensibly omnipotent. The Shagari government controlled the heavens and the earth. The 1983 general elections was the last straw that broke the back of that government.

The end came on December 31, 1983. A terse announcement by a relatively unknown soldier at the time, named Sani Abacha, shattered the invincibility of the Shagari regime into smithereens. A new Head of State, Muhammadu Buhari and his ‘deputy’, Babatunde Idiagbon were promptly installed.

They in turn wasted no time in pronouncing the direction of their government which was predicated on ‘war against indiscipline’ (WAI). That war encapsulated everything that was wrong with Nigeria. While it was a worthwhile, expedient and necessary move, the government failed to understand the complexity of Nigerians.

Our people love the concept of change in the metaphysical sense but not in any way that hurts them and their families or friends. That was the reality that soon hit Buhari and Idiagbon like thunderbolts. While they were busy jailing and punishing the corrupt politicians, they were undoubtedly amassing enemies. They were goaded on by fifth columnists within and before long, it was time to strike. The end came on August 27, 1985.

The same Abacha who announced Buhari’s arrival pronounced his departure. It was such a cruel twist of fate. A supposedly friendlier, humane and urbane Head of State, Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida, was catapulted on to the national stage. He was projected as Buhari’s fairer alter ego. He opened up the cells and disgraced and humiliated politicians in their various stages of dilapidation spilled out like locusts. Buhari immediately became the bad guy and Babangida the benevolent dictator.

Where Buhari was stern-faced, Babangida wore his famous toothy smile like the archetypal good guy. That was it. Everything Buhari had built got dismantled. The solid foundation of discipline and incorruptibility he was laying was uprooted in one fell swoop! Nigerians’ penchant for good life and happy living won the day.

It wasn’t long before the “they” started digging the grave for Babangida himself. He assembled arguably one of the best teams ever, no doubt, but it remains a mystery who his real advisers were that persuaded him to turn Nigeria into a game of football.

His sobriquet of Maradona, though very apt, was also an albatross. He dribbled so much and resorted to endless transition time tables. So much so, that he eventually dribbled himself into scoring an own goal. Politicians were banned and unbanned according to the whims and caprices of one man. When the elections eventually took place, on June 12, 1993, they were programmed to fail spectacularly.

Till this day no one knows what truly happened that led to our best elections ever being truncated and annulled. Pity that none of the influencers in the Nigerian polity could dissuade Babangida from committing this unfortunate and costly hara-kiri. Even worse, no one or group has come out to say they advised him against such perfidious act but he did not listen. Nigeria is yet to recover from that stupendous tragedy.

The fall came on August 27, 1993, when he suddenly stepped aside and handed over to a lame duck Interim National Government (ING) headed by Chief Ernest ‘Degunle Shonekan.

This government was as weak as they come. It lacked the liver to deliver on revalidating the annulled mandate freely given to the winner of the Presidential election, Chief Moshood Kashimawo Olawale Abiola.

This would have enjoyed the wide support of the people but sadly such opportunity was missed by the inept team and the interim government was soon sacked by General Sani Abacha. Babangida had apparently set up the ING with a view to returning as a civilian President but man proposes and God disposes. His nemesis was Abacha his erstwhile compatriot and friend!

The understanding when Abacha seized power in a military coup was that he was going to right the wrongs of the June 12 elections, clean up the remnants of the Babangida loyalists and give power back to the man elected freely by Nigerians.

That turned out to be a classic case of naiveté at its most ludicrous. The man simply collected power pronto and sat down pretty. No Jupiter was going to remove him from that gilded cage. The Abacha government failed like others to learn the lessons of history and most importantly that no leader had ever succeeded in enslaving Nigerians…

I’ve deliberately taken us down memory lane to demonstrate how the demons of power have sentenced Nigeria perpetually to stupidity and backwardness. And it seems a fool at 56 is almost irredeemable from its tomfoolery unless a miracle happens.

That’s the miracle we gave to President Buhari last year on a platter of gold after his fourth attempt. But things seem to be spiralling out of control. I know the President would be told all is well by those benefitting from the current state of things but, walahi, I will always tell Baba the truth. I’ve come to see him as the last hope of the masses and if he fails we all fail.

The first truth is that this government is looking too elitist and ceremonial. I’m not sure this is intentional. The amount of time, energy and resources being deployed on hosting this and that is becoming ridiculous. Whoever suggested that the President should break Ramadan fasts with so much fanfare did not do any good for a government with too many horrendous challenges.

If I had any influence in this government, I will advise that government needs to demonstrate its commitments and seriousness at tackling the intractable problems. We should see pictures of brainstorming sessions. We should have and see a brilliant economic team at work.

We should see the President supervising projects nationwide in his jackboots. We should see the President appointing the many Nigerian geniuses that litter every part of the world to assist him use the power God has bestowed on him to benefit ordinary Nigerians. The qualities of appointments we are seeing lately have become appallingly lacklustre. This is not the best Nigeria can offer.

I do not really care if even if all appointees come from Daura, I would leave that agitations to others, who may be myopic or selfish. I’m more interested in the merit, competence and patriotism of such people. President Buhari can make do with a star-studded team regardless of political and religious affiliations. It is never too late to CHANGE!

Husband Runs Away after Wife Gives Birth to Twins

A ‘struggling’ married man identified as Mr Martin Nwosu reportedly ran way as his wife was at the verge of delivering a set of twins in Abuja.

The whole scenario started when the man reportedly told the wife to abort the pregnancy, saying that he did not want to have more babies, but the woman, Gloria Johnson, refused to abort the pregnancy.

While speaking to Tribune, Mrs Johnson said that months into her pregnancy, Nwosu packed out of the house owing to his inability to live up to his financial responsibility, including failure to pay his rent.

According to her,

“when I became pregnant, I told him, he was happy but a month after that, he changed. He used to give me N1,000, but he cut it down to N500, and I have a son for him already. Anytime I complained to him that the money was small, he would tell me that there was no work.

“In the long run, he stopped coming back to the house after work, and whenever I asked him why he didn’t come back to the house, he would tell me that he had no transport money.”

“We are owing the landlord, my husband said I should bring money, I told him that I didn’t have money because I fried akara and yam, he would become angry and said that I would get tired of the house, then he packed all his property and left the house.”

Johnson, who hails from Abak area of Akwa Ibom State, further said that when she was in labour, friends and neighbours of her husband tried getting across to him by phone to come and take her to the hospital, but he refused, until one of the neighbours took her to Asokoro General Hospital, Abuja.

She said that Asokoro General Hospital refused to take her in because she didn’t register with them, and that she was taken to another private hospital where she was also rejected.

“When I was in labour, people called him on phone to come and pick me, he refused, so our neighbours took me to Asokoro Hospital but I was not registered with them and they refused to accept me. Then they took me to another private hospital, where they rejected me again and we went to another hospital where I delivered.

“Throughout that period, I was calling my husband’s number but he switched off his phone. I delivered the twins by Cesarean Session (CS) and I lost a lot blood. I can’t feed them and I can’t pay the N150,000 hospital bill,” she added.

Tribune gathered that a NYSC member, identified as Onuoha Adenike signed undertaken to take the woman out of the hospital to raise her hospital bill.

Money Gun: New Craze Among Nigerian Socialites

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As the new couple stepped onto the dancing floor last Saturday at a Lagos events centre, soon were they swarmed with family and friends who had come to rejoice with them on their memorable day.

The live band from Ibadan played both local and exoteric lyrics, while the couple and their guests danced, and danced, until their clothes were dampened with sweat.

When the couple had danced to the delight of everyone, then came the “naira rain,” a ritual in most ceremonies in the country, with some people even going as far as competing with themselves at parties.

The guests — with piles of cash in their hands — sprayed the money on the new couple as they kept on dancing, the groom now holding the waist of his bride. It was a moment of joy for the duo.

The band weren’t also left out of the money rain show as some of the guests sprayed on them. At this juncture, their music became more exhilarating and more dance steps followed.

Then came this man decked simply in a dry lace attire. After he was sure that he had secured a vantage position, a few metres away from the dancing duo, he did not raise his hand much but then, crisp N1000 notes began to fly up above everyone on stage, then cascading and targeting the new couple. It arrested everyone’s attention.

Even the couple could not hold their shock. They nearly became onlookers at their own show. Before long, so much naira notes had littered the stage. The money man appeared to have achieved his aim, a show stopper of sort.

On a closer look, the big man was holding a gun-like machine from which naira notes were flying out to the air.

The situation whereby Nigerians hold piles of cash in their hands while spraying money may soon become a thing of the past as the gun-like device appears to have come to displace the manual ritual.

Called the money gun or money sprayer or money spraying machine, the device looks like a toy and dispenses paper items — such as cash, flyers and confetti — in a rapid but user-controlled manner.

The device works by lifting the top cover open, placing the items in the loading compartment, aiming at the direction the items are to be dispensed, and then pulling its trigger.

The money gun uses a simple motor and rubber roller assembly that causes enough friction to move cash notes and other items smoothly out of the slot, with its ergonomic handle giving the user a good control of the loading compartment and the direction the items are to be released.

The squeeze trigger allows the user to control the frequency at which the items are dispensed.

The money gun also operates using one 9-volt battery and costs between $50 (N14,000) and $300 (N84,600), depending on its loading capacity and the manufacturer.

Saturday PUNCH learned that many socialites from around the world, including from Nigeria, have been buying the product, according to information displayed on the website of one of the manufacturers, but no specific details on how many Nigerians had ordered for it.

Apart from the gun-looking money sprayer, another device, which looks like a point of sale machine, is now also being adopted by Nigerian socialites to spray money at ceremonies.

Just a few days ago, a video emerged on the social media showing the Chairman of Five Star Music and musician Kcee’s younger brother, Emeka Okonkwo — popularly known as E-Money — using the money gun to spray tons of minty notes at the wedding ceremony of Nigerian footballer Onazi Ogenyi.

The video showed him bringing out the device and raining the couple with abundant cash while they danced.

In April, he was rumoured to have sprayed over N1m at the wedding ceremony of Nollywood actor Mike Ezuronye’s sister using the same device.

E-Money’s action, however, drew a lot of criticisms from some of his fans.

Marshall Onoriode with the Twitter handle @MarshallOnos said it seemed the money spraying gun was intentionally invented for Nigerians.

“If you feel the urge to dole out cash, why don’t you just wrap it up and give to whomever you want? Why shooting it up in the air? Now I understand how deeply the money spraying culture has eaten deeply into our psyche, but this moronic culture has to stop,” an anonymous nairaland.com user commented.

But another fan with the username Alexander said he saw no wrong in what the musician did.

“It’s his money, he could spend it the way he likes. If I’m rich, I will also spray money. Why do people always condemn others for showing off their wealth?” he said.

A Lagos-based social commentator, Mr. Akeem Olatunde also said of E-Money’s action,

“This is irresponsibility of the highest order, but who can blame him since flamboyance is his way? Bill Gates, who is the world’s richest man, could afford to have a bank empty its vault in a wedding, but humility wouldn’t let him do that.

“If he were to be a Nigerian, Facebook billionaire founder Mark Zuckerberg could make the naira notes become a carpet for dancing, but no, I’m sure he wouldn’t do that. Why do we keep embarrassing ourselves here? Money should be so valued to be spent anyhow. It must be respected.

“In the advanced countries where money laundering activities are closely monitored, if you spent money like that, they would pick you up. Why do we always buy anything they bring to us? I am sure in few months ahead, this is what many Nigerians will be using at ceremonies to spray money.”

Recently also, a Nigerian, Don Skimmy Yah, popularly known as Odoligie 1 of Europe, and his wife dedicated their daughter at a church in Amsterdam, Netherlands.

At the event, whose video also went viral on the social media, family and friends were seen spraying dollar and euro notes with the money spraying machine while some people watched in utter astonishment.

“At first when I saw the video, I thought it was a pastor spraying ‘holy water’ at the couple and their baby. It was on a closer look I saw it wasn’t water they were spraying, it was money. That’s the new thing for money sprayers,” he said, adding, “I think whoever manufactured this device did so because of us. They know we spray money a lot and since none of us ever thought of making a device like that, they did it for us. How shameful!”

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The inventor of the money gun

The original intention of the money gun creator was not for spraying cash notes.

According to kickstarter.com, a site which crowds funds for entrepreneurs with novelty ideas, the idea of producing a money gun came from the American entrepreneur, Michael Schexnayder, who was born and raised in Louisiana, the United States.

He started selling second-hand electronics at age of 13 and even financed his college degree by fixing iPhones, iPads and other electronics for people.

Later on, he saw a need for a new, innovative way for businesses to promote their brands through the sharing of flyers, leaflets and others effortlessly.

With the advent of 3D printing for the modern consumers, his idea was within reach.

In order to properly develop his vision, Schexnayder needed a preliminary prototype to begin. So he grabbed an old toy gun along with his handy screwdriver kit and started tinkering with the device.

After a few short months and some intuitive modifications, a simple prototype was created. He showed it to a number of friends and they instantly fell in love with it.

It was then the prototype sparked another opportunity — the money gun should not be for just businesses, but could also be used to add a wow effect at parties.

Soon, Schexnayder hired a professional product designer to turn his vision into reality. After months of going back and forth, he approved the design and sent the schematics to a 3D printing company, and the money gun was born.

Since then, several other manufacturers, including from China, have been making money guns for people to use at clubs, parties and other social events.

What about ban on money spraying?

In 2006, former President Olusegun Obasanjo sent a Central Bank of Nigeria Bill to the National Assembly which sought to curtail the abuse of the naira.

The bill wasn’t signed into law until the following year after a heated debate in both chambers of the legislature and a televised public hearing.

The main theme of the law was around amendments to the independence of the CBN, but the section that ignited debate was Section 21(3), which states, “For the avoidance of doubt, spraying of, dancing or marching on the Naira or any note issued by the Bank during social occasions or otherwise howsoever shall constitute an abuse and defacing of the Naira or such note and shall be punishable under Sub-section (1) of this section.”

The law also state it constitutes an offence to hawk, sell or otherwise trade in the naira note or any other note issued by the Bank.

Spraying under the law also include adorning, decorating anything or any person or any part of any person with naira notes or coins.

The law also includes the sprinkling or sticking of the naira notes or coins regardless of the amount, occasion or intent and further explained the “marching” to include spreading, scattering or littering of any surface with any naira notes or coins and stepping thereupon.

Violation of the above would ‘attract an imprisonment for not less than six months or N50,000 fine or both.’

However, the law drew reactions from some Nigerians at the time, with many saying nobody could ban the spraying of money as it was tantamount to taking the juice out of ceremonies.

“I believe that the Nigerian culture has a flamboyance that is unmistakable. It matters not whether the Nigerians are from the North, West, East or South. Nigerians of all walks of life tend to be extravagant, dramatic and love to have a good time. And nowhere is this reality more obvious than in a special act reserved for Nigerian ceremonies and functions,” Funmi John wrote in Honolulu Magazine.

Up till now, the law has yet to be implemented, according to findings by Saturday PUNCH.

The CBN spokesperson Mr. Isaac Okoroafor told our correspondent that the ban on the spraying of naira was still valid, saying it was a prohibited action by virtue of the CBN Act 2007.

However, Okoroafor blamed the law enforcement agencies for not doing their job as to arresting the violators of the law.

He said, “The law is still valid. It is still prohibited to spray money at parties. It has not been repealed and it is still in force.

“But you know we are just a regulator in the banking industry, we have no powers to arrest violators. We don’t have the capacity. It is the duty of the enforcement agencies to enforce the law.

“We keep reminding Nigerians that the ban is still on by the CBN Act 2007 and violating it is punishable by imprisonment and/or fine.”

Source: Punch

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Really? — BOJ Says He Doesn’t Know Who Ini Edo Is

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Bolaji Odojukan, aka BOJ, is the latest guest on “Da Chat” with Zinnia. This new episode has the rising and super-talented singer and songwriter talk about a “plot” against Africa’s number one music export, Wizkid.

BOJ also throws shade at Nollywood household name, Ini Edo, claiming he has never head of her before. He talks about how he had to go and register his name after another Nigerian artist picked up the name.

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Things also get pretty much interesting when Zinnia mumbles someone’s name as BOJ’s potential crush.

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