A Nigeria lady has shared the hilarious story of how her vibrator fell from her bag while she was trying to cross the road today, April 15.

According to the lady, identified as @ETUKMMA on Twitter, she felt like disappearing because all eyes were on her and vehicles had to stop for her to pick her s3xtoy.

She tweeted,

“My vibrator fell out of my bag this morning in the middle of the road, while I was trying to cross… These cars had to stop for me to run back and pick up “my penis”. . Okada men were cheering me, I felt like disappearing.”

Some netizens doubted the authencity of her story and questioned why she was with the vibrator, instead of keeping it at home. She then revealed that she was travelling so she had to take it along.

See her tweet below,

My vibrator fell out of my bag this morning in the middle of the road, while I was trying to cross…
These cars had to stop for me to run back and pick up “my penis”.
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Okada men were cheering me, I felt like disappearing. 😭

— NEFERTITI🌬 (@ETUKMMA) April 15, 2021

A Nigerian man has advised people to be mindful of what they consume in public restaurants after he had an unpleasant experience.

The man took to Facebook to reveal that he ordered a bowl of egusi soup mixed with bitterleaf soup and while he was eating, he found a hook with a sharp end inside the soup.

The Facebook user, who is still in shock, has kept on pondering on what would have happened to him if he had mistakenly swallowed the hook.

Read his full post below,

“God loves me.
Last Sunday, I left home for church as early as 7am. Service ended at about 11:30 am and I started my journey home. On my way, I decided to patronize a restaurant not too far from home because I needed to fix myself before settling down to prepare my favourite Sunday meal(Rice and Stew).

The previous day, (Saturday) was hectic for me. I was tired and hungry because I returned home late after a busy Saturday outing, went to bed hungry because I didn’t have the strength to start cooking and even if I did, it was too late to eat something heavy at 9:30 pm. So I held myself till service was over.

When I arrived, I ordered for eguisi mixed with bitterleaf soup. I began to help myself with the delicacy before me. Alas! See what I found midway. A big hook. I was completely taken aback. I was filled with shock, resentment and disbelief. What if I had ingested it innocently? What if it got stuck in my throat? Many questions popped up in a rapid succession.

Consequently, I quietly sought the attention of the lady that served me. In disappointment, I asked “madam, how could you guys be this negligent?” What a breach of duty of care! This is a new restaurant open to the general public. You ought to apply excellence in your service delivery and shun recklessness.

I just didn’t want to draw the attention of other customers to the conversation that was going on. She apologized and explained that it was stuck in the stockfish they bought from their supplier. I just paid her and left.
I have pondered over it in the last 2 days and have realized how much God loves and cares about me even in my imperfections.

Please, always observe what you consume.
Neatly process what you prepare for public consumption.
No be everybody dey accept “oga, abeg na”.
Let’s be guided.”

See more photos below,

A Nigerian lady has been celebrated online after she took her parents to lunch.

She shared photos from the beautiful outing, and captioned it ;

I took my parents to lunch today. It may not be a lot but it made me so happy .

It was indeed a beautiful moment, see more photos she shared below ;

See some reactions from social media users below ;

Oseni wrote ;

I pray you get the same energy from your child also

Nas wrote ;

So nice . My mom will tell you to give her the money. I tire for that womam

Nike wrote ;

It is a lot ..look at the smile on their faces..

The Federal University of Technology, Owerri (FUTO), Imo State, has appointed Professor Nnenna Oti as the new Vice Chancellor to succeed the outgoing vice chancellor, Prof. Francis Eze.

The new vice chancellor, until her new appointment, was the Deputy Vice Chancellor, Academics.

A video making the rounds on social media captured the amazing celebration the news of the appointment triggered.

Twitter user, @shyprecious, shared the video on her platform, and wrote ;

The First Female Vice Chancellor of Federal University Of Technology Owerri FUTO.

See video below ;

The First Female Vice Chancellor of Federal University Of Technology Owerri FUTO. #TheFutureIsFemale pic.twitter.com/TuQ7h6wXSQ

— Owerri CAndy B (@shyprecious) April 14, 2021

Truly, the future is female 😍😍😍

Prof Nnenna Oti, emerges first female Vice Chancellor of Federal University of Technology, Owerri.

Congratulations, prof pic.twitter.com/g3h8dNrmdH

— FutoAlumni (@futo_alumni) April 14, 2021

A recently divorced man who seemed overly excited about the end of his marriage to his ex-wife, Felicia has defaced his car to make the announcement.

The man whose divorce was finalised on Monday, April 12th, defaced his car with several inscriptions to announce the end of his marriage.

Although the grounds for their divorce is unknown, the unnamed man appears very excited about his new relationship status and decided to paint his car with words that described how he feels about the divorce.

“Marriage over… party started, I do… I did… I am f**king done.” He wrote.

“#Bye_Felicia, Happily never after.” He added.

Close to one of the car tyres, he wrote, “Divorced” and added a smiling face drawing.

On another side of his car, he wrote, “Happy days on the way!!!” along with a drawing of a happy face

He added, “Whoever said money can’t buy happiness… never paid for a divorce before.”

“Proud wasband!!” he added close to the headlights, as he underlined the “Was” three times.

See photos below,

Ghanaian actress, Rosemond Brown otherwise known as Akuapem Poloo has been convicted over the nude photoshoot she had with her 7-year-old son in 2020.

The actress who had shared her naked pictures with her son on social media on June 30, 2020, was arraigned on three count of publication of obscene materials, engaging in domestic violence, a conduct that in any way undermines another person’s privacy or integrity and engaging in domestic violence namely conduct that in any way detracts or is likely to detract from another person’s dignity and worth as a human being.

The Actress pleaded “not guilty” when was first arraigned but changed it “guilty” when rearraigned on Wednesday April 14. She was then convicted by Her Honour, Christiana Cann of Accra Circuit Court on her own plea.

Her sentencing will be read on Friday, 16th April, 2021.

A young lady has upped the standards when it comes to celebrating one’s boyfriend and social media users are praising her for it.

Twitter user, @Tommiii____ revealed that her boyfriend recently clocked 21, so she decided to take him on a BAECATION to mark the OCCASSION.

Sharing the beautiful photos, she wrote ;

Surprised my man with a baecation for his 21st birthday and i’ll do it all over again

See more photos below ;

A 16-year-old boy has gone viral on social media due to his hardworking nature.

According to reports, the Teenager identified as Pelumi, is skilled at tying traditional headgears otherwise known as Gele, and often times, he’s seen around social events, putting that skill to good use.

It was also gathered that the boy’s mother is a Makeup-artiste, and she taught him how to expertly tie a Gele.

A Twitter user identified as @MoPride_ took to the microblogging platform to share photos of the 16-year-old boy while he was at work at an event.

Sharing the photos, @MoPride_ wrote; ”Somebody posted this on my WhatsApp. Please let’s help this young man get more customers!”

Somebody posted this on my WhatsApp. Please let’s help this young man get more customers! pic.twitter.com/PIMZbJSnIc

— Mo’ ✨ (@MoPride_) April 11, 2021

A 25-year-old Nigerian man to death for illegally moving narcotic substances into the country from Cambodia.

The man identified as Unachukwu Chiluba Paulinus was arrested on February 19, 2020, in the Ta Pheng area of Thuan Tay hamlet in Loi Thuan commune, Ben Cau district, while transporting nearly 3 kilogrammes of methamphetamine.

Paulinus told police that he arrived in Cambodia in 2019, where he met an African man called Oscar who hired him to transport the drugs from Phnom Penh to Ho Chi Minh City for 2,000 USD. He was paid 650 USD in advance.

He also confessed to having earlier transported a backpack containing drugs from Cambodia to HCM City, which he delivered to an unknown man.

A young evangelist has taken to his social media page to advise his female followers against becoming Nollywood stars or musicians unless they are comfortable prostitution.

The man identified as Victor Edet said that as a young girl becoming a Nollywood actress has automatically turned you into a Prostitute.

According to him, out of 50 actresses in Nigeria, only 2 are genuinely into the business of acting and eating from their sweat while others are into prostitution.

His post reads ;

“AS a young lady who lives in Nigeria, I will advise you not to dream of becoming an Actress or Musician except you want to end up being a Prostitute. Forget about the Flashy Cars and Houses they show you Online. Out of 50 Actresses in Nigeria, only 2 are geniuely eating from their sweat, others are into Prostitution.
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If you don’t believe me now, you will believe later.”

A Catholic Priest identified as Reverend Father Riccardo Ceccobelli, 42, has revealed that he has fallen in love, and won’t be able to stay true to the oath of Celibacy required by the church.

A statement published published on Tuesday, April 13, by the diocese reads ;

“I cannot not continue to be coherent, transparent and correct with regards to her (the Church), as I have always been so far.”

“My heart is in love although I have never had the opportunity to transgress the promises I made.” 

“I want to try to live this love without repressing it, without pushing it away.”

Smith Akom Takema, a Senior Special Assistant to the Benue State Governor, has revealed an important duty a good husband must perform in marriage.

According to Mr. Takema, said that lack of sexual satisfaction is one of the common causes of marital problems.

The married father advised couples to court properly and ask honest questions before marriage because it is ungodly to marry a woman and not satisfy her sexually.

His Facebook post reads ;

“It’s unGodly for you to marry a woman and not be giving her enough sex. Sex is created by God to be enjoyed, they are women who are not sex freaks and can go without it for months without minding, but they are some who can’t stand without sex for a week,”

This are things we ought to know during courtship but Christianity has put a ban for sex before marriage.

Most times going by Christianity standards we don’t even know who we are getting married to as regard to sex life, how can you manage the post ownership, there are things the body systems can’t adopt.

“Mbakirgh ngokwase er na hua kempe GA. ” Meaning : you don’t force a old woman to wear pant. The above means a woman/ man who loves regular sex can’t stop it over night.

Please, couples should court properly at least ask sincerely and Frank questions among them selves if they can stand the test of fornication. Most marital problems emanate from cheats, unfaithfulness and lack of sexual satisfaction.