7. “Change out of that wet bathing suit or you’ll get diarrhea”
Diarrhea lohun lohun! Walking around in a wet suit is not good anyway.
8. “I don’t know what happened to that loud obnoxious toy you love to play with every waking moment.”
When the police toy car, has sirens louder and more annoying than actual Police sirens, sometimes not knowing can bring better night sleep. Don’t be too worried about it if that toy brought you to the boiling point.
9. “I’d never do [insert reckless behavior from your youth].”
Then you go to a corner and smile and reminisce how naughty you really were during your youth! Savage momma, Savage!
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There is no word like ” innocent lies”. Lying for any reason is a sin and the portion of a lying lip is a place that burneth wt fire and brimstone