4.
Dear Rachel you are the 2nd best teacher Ever Love you See, this is such a breath of fresh air. The truth is Rachel is okay, but she’s simply not the best.
So, all-in-all, Rachel is really good, but not #1, clearly.
5.
Thank you mom for making me food so I don’t die
When was the last time you thanked your mom for making you food so you didn’t die? We just take it for granted that someone has kept us alive.
Maybe you have a wife or husband now that does most of the cooking. Would it kill you to thank them for making you food so you don’t die?
6.
I hope you get a lot of presents and a happy merry Christmas…. And you are Fat.
Notice the capital “F” on Fat, just to really drive the point home.
Wouldn’t it be great if we could all just add this little passive-aggressive addendum to many of our daily conversations with people: “Don’t forget you have that two o-clock meeting with your accountant…and you are Fat.” Lol