From the mouths of babes. It used to be so great to be a little kid because you could say the absolute truth and not really get in trouble for it, because you were three and everyone thought it was so adorable that you announced that mom’s mouth smelled really bad.
Oh, laughs around the room. Of course if any of the adults had announced that mom’s smelled like shit, all hell would have broken loose.
But there is something so innocent about small children, that they get away with saying whatever is on their mind and there are no real repercussions. Toddlers for President! Haha
1.
Dear Mom, you are my favorit mommy ever. I’m sorry for calling you a pice of poo. And I hate you and not going to my room.
I love you mommy. Love, your dautre Karah
Wow, this little kid flip flops more than most politicians and that’s funny but also kind of creepy. Good luck with this one.
2.
Dear Zane, It was hard telling you this but me (natalie) and Michelle C. like you. Sincerely Natalie and Michelle C.
P.S. Please DON’T tell no one PLEASE PPS. WRITE A LETTER BACK
Wonder if Zane ended up picking Natalie or Michelle C.? Zane and Michelle C. sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g… that just has a better ring to it so we hope he chose her.
3.
Dear Alexis, how are you today? I wanted to inform you that I kind of like you. Don’t laugh, this is serious. Sincerely, Ryan. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL… oh, you were serious.
Man, remember how serious we all were in secondary school? Notes were passed back and forth and it seemed our entire lives depended on that other person’s response?
Now we just text and wait for that other person’s response because our lives depend on it.