10. A lying tongue.

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You cannot let them suspect you. You have to be a smooth operator. Lie circles around them. It’s your legacy.

11. A gaping hole where your heart should be.

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See, this is the only way you can justify what comes next. You didn’t honestly think you could do this and remain human did you?

12. Roaming eyes.

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Your eyes are constantly scouting for the next target. It’s a hard knock life, really.

13. A Cheating Spirit.

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When you have no heart, a cheating spirit settles into where your heart should be. And you take your final place as a Yoruba Demon.

14. A string of broken hearts in your wake.

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Break them! All of them. 10 broken hearts is nothing to a true Yoruba demon. Break them and walk way like a superstar!

15. A long line of willing hearts in your future.

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As a Yoruba Demon, your work is never done. So you keep moving forward. Break more hearts and don’t look back.

You’re welcome.

Last, last sha, it’s you guys we will still marry.

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