Ladies on the micro-blogging platform, Twitter have revealed some of the necessary but hilarious things they take on their dick appointment.

A dick appointment is basically setting an appointment to have sexual relations with a man, no strings attached.

Popular Twitter influencer, @Oloni threw the question to ladies on twitter. She asked, “What do you put in your dick appointment bag?”

What do you put in your dick appointment bag? pic.twitter.com/bQOuh1uG7m

— OLONI BABY (@Oloni) September 22, 2020

Some of the hilarious items mentioned by the ladies are dildo, pepper spray, silk pillow case (guuurl, really??), bluetooth speaker for background music, vex money.

The comments will crack you up, see some of them,

@phobbie1 wrote “Pant, toothbrush, shower puff (scrubber), eyebrow pencil cause my eyebrows stay coming off and I ain’t got none. Edge control in an old Vaseline tin and lipgloss. And last but not least I always bring a drink – Wray&Nephew – let’s you know what time it is.”

@Thebluntlady wrote, “if am sleeping over my brush, pants, vex money, night gown, pepper spray but if am not just my handbag and toiletries.”

@iamchizzyonwuka wrote, “Vex money , dildo , charger , cream ,tooth brush , pant and lighter.”

@princessdelfueg wrote “Coconut oil , satin hair robe, mini face towel, wipes, lube, condoms and spare knickers
Vibrator depending on my mood , toothbrush and the usual tools that I get ready with.”

A Pakistani man identified as Sohaib Ahmed, has acquired a plot of land on the moon for his wife as wedding gift, to show that when he says he can do anything for her, he means every word.

Ahmed who married his heartthrob six months ago, bought a one-acre plot of land on the moon as a wedding present for his wife, Madiha.

The loving husband who lives in Rawalpindi, bought the lunar land in the region called ‘Sea of Vapour’, he reportedly bought the land for $45 from the International Lunar Settlement Initiative (LSI).

However, the LSI noted that for a land claim to be granted legal recognition and certification, a human-based settlement must be established permanently and continuously inhabited on Luna.

The statement of the LSI site reads,

“The location and population of the settlement may change, as long as there continues to be an inhabited settlement within the claim. This settlement may include temporary shelters and structures; moveable vehicles or assemblies; permanent facilities for research, mining, construction or human habitation; tourist accommodations; and/or strategic emplacements.

“Upon the recognition and certification of land claims, property owners shall be entitled to inhabit and develop their property in any manner, subject to any laws or statutes that may be established by the sovereign and independent government of Luna, which shall be freely elected by its citizens.”

Many are feared to have lost their lives after a petrol-laden tanker exploded in Felele area of Lokoja Kogi state, in the early hours of Wednesday, September 23rd.

According to eye witnesses, the tanker exploded around 8:00 a.m., when the driver lost control of the tanker and rammed into a coming vehicles.

Lokoja, the capital of Kogi State, in the early hours of today, September 23rd, 2020.

The Federal Road Safety Corps (FRSC) has confirmed not less than 23 casualties, which included a family of six, adding that eleven bodies have been claimed by relatives, while others are in the Kogi State Specialist morgue.

It was learnt that for over one hour after incident, the state fire service were yet to visit the scene.

However, The governor of Kogi state sent his condolence to the victims of the unfortunate incident in a statement that was signed by the state spokesman.

Recall that in May a similar incident occurred in Lagos after a petrol-laden tanker exploded while maneuvering the roundabout under the bridge this evening. The tanker fell on its side and exploded just in front of a fuel station.

A Nigerian man recently took to his twitter page to reveal how he worked hard to pay for his Education.

Twitter user, @neldom2010 revealed that he worked as a ‘child bus conductor’ for years and it was through that means he was able to pay for his Jamb, Waec and other necessary things.

He wrote ;

This was me from 2005-2009. funded my senior secondary school fee, paid for Waec, Jamb, and a part of my 100l school fee with it. Today, I am rounding up with my MBA program already, I have a good job and a future of great possibilities.

This was me from 2005-2009. funded my senior secondary school fee, paid for Waec, Jamb, and a part of my 100l school fee with it. Today, I am rounding up with my MBA program already, I have a good job and a future of great possibilities. https://t.co/DYnI5Jd3qe

— notyourusualhrbuddy (@neldom2010) September 22, 2020

So many social media users could relate with what he went through and they took to the comment section to celebrate how far in life he’s come.

See some comments below ;

This is the motivation to resonate with, no be aspire to inspire

Kudos..God loves you

— Call me MYKEL (@Hez_mykel) September 22, 2020

You have actually daunt your fears. This is a beautiful story. Best wishes!

— Abdul Baba (@i_abdulkareem) September 22, 2020

Whatever you have to say, I want to hear it. You're an incredible human being.

— Olóyè. (@oloye__) September 22, 2020

Some ar born great, some achieve greatness &some have greatness thrusted upon them…Shakespeare!

Most men have stories like this to tell but only those who hold their vision strongly will end up telling the stories of their past.

— Justin Kaycee???? (@kaycee_justin) September 22, 2020

There are many cases of people waking up to find their car, generator, parts of their car, and other electronics or gadgets being stolen but one case which shocked a family in South Africa involves their house gate.

Nothing could have prepared the family for the rude shock that awaited them in the morning as they woke up to discover their house gate had been stolen.

Kamo Marven, a lady and member of the said family shared the story on social media and revealed the they woke o see their gate gone.

Sharing a photo as seen above, of the entrance to their home without the gate, Marven cried out and called for their gate to be returned.

She wrote;

“mara guys, we woke up today at home and the gate was gone. They stole our gate?? Bring back our gate.”

See the post:

?? mara guys, we woke up today at home and the gate was gone. They stole our gate?? Bring back our gate ? pic.twitter.com/P8niu8McaO

— Kamo Marven (@KamoMarven) September 21, 2020

A Nigerian lady has expressed disappointment in her boyfriend for questioning her decision to withdraw N60k from his account without his permission.

In a leaked WhatsApp chat between the couple, it was gathered that the lady identified as Esther who has access to her boyfriend’s ATM card, withdraw N60,000 and didn’t bother telling him until he received a debit alert.

The boyfriend who was furious about it, asked her never to withdraw money from his account without seeking his permission.

However, Esther who felt entitled to the money, and angry at her boyfriend, told him she has every right to withdraw money from his account anytime any day without his permission so far as she remains his girlfriend.

Read their chat below:

A Nigerian lady has become a source of inspiration to many who stumble upon challenges and obstacles in their journey to success.

Elizabeth Ogwo has overcome all odds to achieve her life’s dream of being a lawyer.

She shared her story via a LinkedIn post, revealing that it took her 10 years before she was finally able to become a graduate.

The lady also opened up on how she had to study at three different universities before being called to the Nigerian bar as a lawyer.

Elizabeth said when she finished secondary school in 2010, she thought she would not need God, that hard work and her intelligence were enough to make her achieve the goal of being a lawyer.

However, several challenges in life later humbled her. In 2014, she lost four years of her life as everything went south.

The law grad said when she realized she would need more than herself to get to where she wanted, things started falling back into place.

Elizabeth came out victorious bagged a first-class in law before she was called to bar.

Popular sex therapist, Angela Nwosu, celebrated her husband and filmmaker, Austin Soundmind, with a Mercedes Benz Gle 350 4matic, 2017 model as  he turned a year older on Tuesday September 22.

Angela took to her social media page to share photos of the SUV and wrote ;

”I surprised my husband with a Mercedes Benz Gle 350 4matic, 2017 model. His reaction was epic, when he saw it today.

I will post the video of his reaction on YouTube later tonight. I enjoyed every bit of it

Dear Soundmind, my soul recognizes your soul. I honor the love, light, purity, beauty, truth and kindness within you, because, it is also within me. There’s no distance and no difference between us. We are the same. We were specially made for eachother. We are the definition of true, unconditional love. We are one.

Happy birthday to you, my God on earth. The last of the virgo man”