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You won’t believe where this mallam gets his suya meat from

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A mallam was caught and stripped naked for reportedly stealing meat from a butcher’s shed in Enugu, recently.

According to Facebook user, Egwuatu Chukz, a Hausa man was caught stealing meat from a butcher’s shed in Ogbete market, Enugu state.

The Hausa man was said to have casually strolled into the shed, brought out a sack and started stuffing large chunks of meat into it, completely ignoring the fact that there were other people around.

According to the butchers, they had gathered and prayed over the ‘mysterious’ disappearance of meat from their shed, one week before he was caught in the act. He was also accused of using charms to perpetrate his crime. Read what transpired according to Chukz, below:

“BREAKING: NOTORIOUS HAUSA/FULANI MAN CAUGHT STEALING MEAT WITH THE AID OF CHARM IN THE POPULAR OGBETE MAIN MARKET. On 12th of November 2016 in the above named market in Enugu, Biafra land, a notorious Hausa/Fulani man was caught after stealing meat weighing over 22 pounds, at the market abattoir located at Akwata side.

Information reaching the family writers, states that this Hausa/Fulani man has been perpetrating this act for a long time, only that he used to be invisible when performing the evil operations, but as God may have it, one of the largest quantities of meat got missing, before he was caught today. The butchers in the area opened up to find out what has been behind the usual missing of meat, therefore the whole meat sellers teamed up together for fasting and prayer which lasted for five days.

However, after their prayer some of the meat sellers (butchers) were convinced that the regular missing of their meat wasn’t an ordinary or physical issue to tackle, so they all teamed up to be vigilant both in the realm of physical and spiritual.

In the morning of Saturday 12th of November 2016, at about 8:30am, about the time the butchers display meats for sale, a young man holding a sack walked in majestically towards the place where some of the meats were packed, and began to pack meat without anybody’s consent and after loading the huge amount of meat inside the sack he came with, he raised it on his head and started walking away with the meat. After moving about 12 feet ahead, one of the meat sellers called him back, and tried to interrogate him.

The Hausa/Fulani man refused to answer and this drew the attention of the audience. After several attempts to stop the man, the crowd succeeded in stopping him and asked him how he managed to have access to the meat and he couldn’t give any reasonable answer to the questions.

Few minutes after he was caught, his clothes were collected from him and the crowd saw some african charms which he tied onto his arm and leg.

The charms were forcefully removed from his body to stop him from disappearing. He confessed that he has been doing this for quite some time and during all his operations, he uses the charms to transform himself into an invisible being and that’s how he makes his own money and business by roasting the stolen meat for sale which is popular called “Suya meat” in Nigeria.”

“Help! My husband wants to kill me with sex”

A woman has cried out over her husband’s incessant demand of sex which she cannot meet up.

According to her, she is in desperate need of help as she cannot match her husband’s high libido which has left her sex life in shamble.

See how she wrote her complains below:

”I am married to a very nice man who takes good care of me. He loves me and I also love him very much. However, he has a big weakness with his desire for sex. Whenever we go to bed, he wants to have sex and for him it does not matter whether I am in the mood or not.

‘When I am not ready or nearing my periods, I try to make him understand but he almost always goes beyond reason and forces himself on me. Every time this happens I am left feeling used and abused. I know it is my duty to satisfy his sexual needs but I don’t like the fact that he doesn’t care whether I want it or not. Now I no longer enjoy sex. “Please advise me. I have nobody to talk to about this issue.”

My Father Broke My Head When I Dumped Islam for Christianity – Pastor Iginla Shares Interesting Experience

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Pastor, Joshua Iginla, the Senior Pastor of Champions Royal Assembly, Kubwa, Abuja, has recalled his ordeal in the hands of his father when he converted to Christianity.

Iginla, who said he was born into a Muslim family, said his parents did not take his conversion lightly.

In an interview with Vanguard, the cleric said, “My conversion began at the city of Jos. It was very strong because I’m from a Muslim background and my father’s name is Lasisi Disu Iginla and every one of us from my elder sister to the last were all Muslims.

“We have names like Radiatu, Abdul lameed, Abdul Lasisi, Bilikatu, Risikatu, Abdulfatai.

“My conversion didn’t go well with my father because he was not happy about it. Then I lost a lot of friends because I was a very stubborn barrack boy and some of them made jest of me saying ‘in few days, I’ll return to my senses.’

“But my father rejected me outrightly. I could remember that he threw me out of the house in the middle of the night. It was a painful experience, curses were laid on me and I was treated like an outcast.

“My journey to glory was painful. Infact, my father’s mind set and was that as time goes on, probably I will become a Mallam like the rest them. The night I came back with the bible i thought my father didn’t see me not knowing he had actually discussed with my other siblings and told them I went to church.

“He was angry. First of all, what he did was to drag me in, used the military belt to beat me up and broke my head, I was bleeding and he chased me out of the house. It was very painful.

“I remembered my father disowned me and called me a bastard and a disgrace.

“My mum was always supporting my father, saying I should listen to whatever my father is saying, but she wept the night I was leaving. You know mothers are precious, they don’t want to lose their son but she was behind my father.

“She was just saying I should adjust and renounce this thing and whatever my father says is what I should do.

“The experience of the conversion was very strong and I told them that I believe in Jesus.

“Of course, I wasn’t lazy, I did security job, teaching job, I carried blocks, I already started training in a Nigerian depot before God intervened so my story isn’t a story of a man who just came to ministry overnight.

“I’ll simply say my story was that of grass to grace. Grace is an unmerited favour of God that brings a man out of obscurity, qualifying the unqualified. I feel God loves me so much, he has used me to show the world that you don’t need to belong to some cabal in the ministry to get to the top if he is behind you,” he added.

“Each time he carries the children (twin) on his lap, his manhood will rise up”

A housewife in Abuja, Francisca Okechukwu, on Monday filed for divorce, accusing her husband, Tony Okechukwu, of sexually abusing their six-year old daughter.

In her divorce application filed at Jikwoyi Customary Court, Abuja, Francisca, a business woman, alleged that she had, on many occasions, caught her husband fiddling with her daughter’s private part.

“I caught my husband touching my daughter’s private part, his biological daughter”, she alleged.

The petitioner told the court that she had been suspecting her husband of the act “ because of the way he carries the twin daughters.

“Each time he carries the children (twin) on his lap, his manhood will rise up, and if he is not satisfied with that, he will go and pull off his cloth and tie his towel,” she told the court.

The petitioner also alleged that her husband might have had carnal knowledge of her daughter.

“There was a day the twin had a nap in their father’s room in the evening but when they were having their bath the next morning, one of them was complaining of a pain in her private part.

“When I checked her, I saw a cut which pained her for over three days,” she added.

She therefore begged the court to dissolve the marriage and grant her custody of the children.

The husband, Okechukwu , also a business man, however denied all the allegations.

The Presiding officer, Mr Labaran Gusau, adjourned the case to Nov. 16th for hearing.

These Are The Top 10 Richest Women In Africa!

Africa is a continent where women are generally not allowed freedom to exercise their experience and ideas when compared to their western counterparts. Though with the influx of higher standards of education, African women are beginning to experience freedom and the opportunity to become more enterprising.

Ten women have proven their worth, standing out to become the TOP 10 RICHEST WOMEN IN AFRICA and employers of thousands of people through companies and ventures that they manage.

This list profiles the top 10 wealthiest women in the African continent.

10. Elisabeth Bradley

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Elisabeth Bradley, whose father, Albert Wessels brought Toyota to South Africa in 1961, sits comfortably on more than $32 Million. Her source of wealth is from investments in companies and assets. She is also the vice-chairman of Toyota South Africa Limited, a board member at blue chip companies such as Standard Bank Group, Hilton Hotel and Roseback Inn and a director of AngloGold.

5 things that are destroying your teeth – You are definitely guilty of number 4

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We all want to be healthy but sometimes, our lifestyle and habits are doing more harm to us than good.

Take, for example, our teeth. A lot of people hardly ever visit dentists and some people put things in their mouth that end up ruining their teeth.

You should know these five things that destroy your teeth so that you can avoid them, or at least, cut down to a minimum.

1. Sugary drinks

While this might not be news, you should also keep an eye out for drinks disguising themselves as healthy. Juices, though fruity can hurt your teeth. If you have to, it is better if you use straws.

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ASUU Declares One Week Warning Strike Nation Wide. (Photo)

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According to a memo by the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU), another prolonged strike looms in the nation’s universities as the union will be embarking on a one week warning strike starting from Wed November 16.

More details soon.

“I Will Make More Money Than King Solomon In The Bible” – Billionaire Businesswoman, Folorunsho Alakija.

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Nigerian billionaire businesswoman, Folorunsho Alakija has revealed that she will make more money than the wealthiest man in the Bible, King Solomon.

The business tycoon made this known on Saturday, November 12, 2016 at the KICC facilitated wealth creation platform which held in Lagos.

Alakija said:

“I will make more money than King Solomon in the Bible. I am working towards that and with his grace, I will.”

Alakija, who gave tips of making and sustaining wealth at the platform also revealed one of the things that has helped her grow in wealth has been the ability to be a go-getter.

“You can’t afford to be laid back, I’m not saying you should be aggressive without a purpose but I’m saying there are ways to be aggressive positively and I can tell you that you have to make that move, put yourself forward and be ready to face all hurdles,” Alakija said.

According to Wiki, Alakija is currently is the richest African woman and also the richest black woman in the world after unseating Oprah Winfrey as the richest woman of African descent in the world.

After Their Parents Banned Them From Marrying, Couple Wed 65 Years Later. (Photos)

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A couple who called off their engagement because the bride’s parents did not approve of her groom have finally married 65 years on.

Davy Moakes, 86, and Helen Andre, 82, fell in love while studying at art college and got engaged in 1951.

But Helen’s parents did not want their daughter to marry an artist and called the wedding off two years later.The pair drifted apart and started their own families – meaning their love story had to be put on hold for over six decades.

But after Helen’s third husband passed away she managed to track her teenage sweetheart down online. The couple married on Friday and are currently enjoying a two-week honeymoon in Cyprus.

Davy said:

“It’s so strong the love between us. Even after all this time, it still feels the same.

“It’s just perfect, it’s just how it was. We’re no spring chickens so we decided if we still had these strong feelings for each other then we best get on and get married.”

Helen added: “I couldn’t be happier, all my dreams have come true.”

“When I was 19 and my mother and father stopped me marrying him I was heartbroken and I never stopped loving him.

“I’ve never found out why my parents didn’t really approve of him, I think there were several reasons but really they wanted to decide who I married – not me.

“They were quite Victorian like that. I have loved him my whole life. “Now I’ve got him. I’m enjoying every minute of it. I feel like a teenager again, it really is like nothing’s changed.”

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Davy and Helen were aged 21 and 16 when they met while studying together at Chesterfield Art College, Derbs. They got engaged but her parents Aaron and Gertrude West disapproved of his career and called a halt to the wedding.

Davy’s father, Edward, arranged for the lovers to meet secretly at a wealthy landowner’s dance in 1956. But when the Wests caught wind of their plans, Helen was locked in her room.

2Baba’s Sons, Nino And Zion’s Agbada Game Is Everything! (Photos)

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Well, since their mom is from the western side of the country, I guess they have a little bit of “Yoruba Demon” in them – Zion and Nino, 2Baba’s first sons, look every bit of adorable as they both don Agbada in new photos.

It’s funny how the younger one, Zion, is in the photo tryna stop his older brother from stealing his shine… he’s like “yo bro, I got this!

Lol… Cute children.

Can You Give This Adorable Pre-Wedding Photo A Caption?!

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This is just lovely… I’m digging the casual urban style game they’ve got going on here… between, can you give the photo a caption?!

Lol… See The Response This Dad Gave To His Heartbroken Daughter That Has Gone Viral.

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Recently, a teenager, Daleynee was heartbroken about a boy… after she was on the phone for a while, she received a text from her dad.

Daleynee posted the text she got from her dad on Twitter, and it has since gone viral.

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Lol…

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See Hilarious Response Given To Dr Sid’s New Dyed Hair Look.

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The MAVIN’s recording artiste has for a while now, been rocking this dyed hair look and one can’t easily tell if it looks good on him or not, but you can for sure tell how hilarious this response a fan gave is!

See what the fan wrote below:

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Music: Adekunle Gold – My Life

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Urban highlife sensation Adekunle Gold has returned with #Mylife, one of the hits song from the album, #Gold.

Led by the hit first single “Orente, Pick up, Ariwoko” the songs on this album have been described as some of the most confident pop records to be recorded in recent history. The urban highlife artiste who is currently on tour in United State.

“I put my heart and soul into the creation and performance of this record and I can only hope that I am giving fans what they wish for in #Mylife” Says Adekunle Gold

Stream and download #Mylife below and pick it up the album on iTunes now.

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DOWNLOAD Music: Adekunle Gold – My Life

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Donald Trump Reveals He’ll Be Paid Just $1 When He Becomes President.

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The billionaire businessman has said he won’t be receiving the the $400,000 salary when he takes office in January.

Instead, he will take a nominal $1 as required by law.

In his first interview since his shock election win, Trump sat down with CBS News’ Lesley Stahl at his Manhattan home to film 60 Minutes.

During the interview, Trump was grilled on a wide range of issues, many of which he had been outspoken on during his controversial campaign.

Pastor Apprehended By Police For Shooting Colleague Dead In Osun.

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A pastor, identified as Timothy Abiola, has been arrested after he allegedly shot dead a fellow pastor, who was also his friend, Pastor Bamiji Ilori.

The Police Public Relations Officer for the Osun State command, Mrs. Folasade Odoro, who said this in a statement on Sunday, added that the reason for the action had yet to be ascertained.

The name of the church of the two pastors was not stated, but the PPRO said Abiola shot his colleague with a locally-made gun. She stated that the gun had been recovered by the police, adding that the incident happened in Ikire, Osun State.

She said that the suspect was arrested following a report made to the police by a relative of the deceased cleric.

She said:

“Ilori had confessed to the police. Investigation into the killing has started and the suspect will soon be charged to court.”

She stated that the remains of late pastor had been deposited at the Catholic Hospital’s morgue in the Oluyoro area, Apomu, for autopsy.

Renop Omokri Throws Shade At PMB As Trump Names Some Cabinet Members.

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Former Special Assistant on new media to ex-President Goodluck Jonathan, Reno Omokri, has once again thrown a shade at President Buhari.

In a new Facebook post of his, he reacted to Donald Trump naming some of his cabinet members even when he hasn’t been sworn in as president.

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He wrote:

“Donald J. Trump has not even been sworn in, yet today, he named some members of his cabinet. That is real change, not the reverse change promised by someone who waited for 6 months after his swearing in before naming his cabinet consisting of an Agriculture minister who studied French and other misfits!”

Senator Dino Melaye To Sponsor Bill Stopping Tribal Marks On Children In Nigeria.

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After this photo of a child with fresh tribal marks got viral with an outcry from people slamming who ever allowed them do this to the child, Senator Dino Melaye has reacted to the photo saying people should support his bill to stop it.

He shared the photo and said;

“This barbaric act must stop. National Identity card is enough to identify where individuals come from. Support my bill to stop this ….”

Mark Zuckerberg Recounts What Happened On His First Date With His Wife.

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Facebook pioneer, Mark Zuckerberg shared the cute photo above of his wife, Priscilla Chan, recounting what happened on their first date, 13 years ago.

Mark and Priscilla have been married for four years and counting now – they tied the knots in May, 2012.

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APC distributes bread to entice voters in ondo state

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Just few days to the November 26 gubernatorial election in Ondo state, the social media has been flooded with picture of APC-branded loaves of bread.

The bread is labelled Aketi 2017, the alias of Mr Oluwarotimi Akeredolu (SAN) who is the candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC). Reports claim the Aketi 2017 brand of bread is being distributed in Ondo north senatorial district of the state.

It was however, not ascertained at the time of this report if Akeredolu was directly behind the production and distribution of this bread or his supporters from Ondo North. See photo below:

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See the Injury the bouncer Oritsefemi attacked sustained as Quilox releases statement on what actually went down

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Read the statement from Quilox nightclub below:

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At about 2am on Saturday, 13th of Nov. 2016, Oritsefemi came into Quilox without prior reservations or table bookings. Tables are allocated to customers who have made prior paid table bookings in advance of their arrival except such customer is a patron or member of the club. . .

However, Oritsefemi who did not fall into any of the categories above approached a patron’s table-of-six, and pleaded to be accommodated, with the understanding that other guests of the said patron were still been expected.

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In a surprising turn of events, Oristsemi who was drinking from the patrons bottle, attempted to sit 8 of his guests at the table, the surprised patron strongly rejected such effrontery and invited the bouncer guarding the floor to intervene. . .

The bouncer politely approached Oritsefemi and told him the patrons guests were still being expected, but Oristefemi, in a fit of unprovoked rage, slapped the bouncer then proceeded to breaking a glass in his hand and stabing him in the eye. . .

The scene quickly became rowdy as other customers rushed to the table and confronted the artiste for his violent behavior, our security team quickly stepped in to salvage the situation by carrying Oristefemi out of the club. . . Oristefemi faced by an enraged crowd outside and perhaps realizing the gravity of his offense pretended to collapse. The artiste and the bouncer were subsequently rushed to a nearby hospital..

The bouncer affected later pressed charges at Bar Beach police station, where Oritsefemi accepted his offense and pleaded for mercy, he was granted bail at 12pm on the 13th of Nov. and advised to report back to the station on Tues. 15th of Nov. 2016..

We were hesitant to release a press statement as several well meaning people have attempted to intercede on behalf of the artiste, but after his malicious and grossly false account of the events that occured, it is only fair that we defend the integrity and ethos of our organization.

Sound Sultan denies he was bounced from Quilox as claimed by Oritsefemi

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Sound Sultan has called out Oritsefemi and his team for lying. He denies that he was bounced from Quilox club as alleged in the statement released by Oritsefemi’s management.

The statement which addressed the Friday drama that saw the ‘Double Wahala’ crooner beaten black and blue by bouncers at the club has been called into question.

Oritsefemi’s management confirmed the incident in a statement on Sunday and stated that the altercation between the singer and club security happened because he was trying to stand up for older colleagues; Sound Sultan and Rock Steady, who were disrespected and bounced from the club but he however earned severe beatings for the gesture. There were also a number of allegations of harassment and unkind treatment of celebrities at the high profile club in it.

Read the statement below.

“On Friday 11th 2016, at exactly 2am at Quilox Night Club. OritseFemi was attacked by a bouncer just because he was trying to stand for an older Colleague and a friend. OritseFemi was at the VIP corner when he noticed Sound Sultan and Rock Steady were being bounced from entering the VIP section of the club.

OritseFemi who was not happy with the bouncers behaviour stood up to ask the bouncer why he was putting up such attitude to An A list Artiste and a brother, the bouncer replied that An order was placed down by Shina Peller the CEO of the club that no A list Artist should be allowed into the VIP section, claiming the A list Artistes were not his costumers and they have no value at his club just because of his rift with Davido.

The bouncer told him to keep to his section or go join his colleague at the regular section. Femi accepted the offer to join his colleague at the regular section but was pushed back by the bouncer, Before he could say Jack the other bouncer was already rough handling him. Oritsefemi who was holding a cup of wine had to defend himself by slapping the bouncer with the wine cup, which gave the bouncer a scar on the face. Without waiting for explanation, the other bouncers in the club came in and attacked Oritse Femi and in the process of the attack Oritsefemi’s N8.5 million worth of jewelry was stolen by the club bouncers.

Femi was injured and held down by the bouncers, claiming they were waiting for the arrival of police. On the arrival of police, Femi and the bouncer were arrested and taken to the police station where the IPO in charge of the case ordered Femi to treat the injured bouncer which he did and even gave the bouncer extra cash for self-medication.
The IPO also ordered the bouncer and the club management to provide Oritsefemi’s jewellery, which he hasn’t received till now. If we all will recall, this same Quilox was the same place Dammy Krane got messed up by bouncers, same club Davido got confronted by this same bouncers. What Kind of Club is THIS? Is that how our beloved Country Ambassadors should be treated? We should learn how to respect and support ourselves God bless you.

All MSN GANG”

Sound Sultan however took to Instagram to shut down claims he was bounced, stating that it was a misinformation.

He shared a picture of himself and Shina Peller, the owner of Quilox, and stated that he was in fact in the VIP section on Friday as always.

Nigerian Lady breaks up with her boyfriend because he booked her a N500k Economy Class instead of a Business class..

This is hilarious… and at the same time heartbreaking.

Above is a trending Whatsapp chat between two bros…

The boyfriend said he paid N500,000 for his girlfriend’s ticket to Dubai.. and even promised to give her N1million for shopping..

But everything went into the gutters when the girlfriend complained that he booked an Economy Class flight for her.. which cost him a whooping N500k, instead of a business class..

LOL, and they broke up! see The chat below:

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Nigerian couple who welcomed set of twins twice in two years tell their emotional experience

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A few weeks ago, Film maker/C.E.O. at LoveSeed Entertainment, Femi Adisa and his beautiful wife welcomed their second set of twins, barely a year after they had the first twin set.

In an interview with Kemi Filani Blog, the beautiful couple shared their story of love, sowing, faith, depression, disappointment, seeing Jesus and the big testimony!

Enjoy their interesting conversation below:

Having Twins:

Tomi Adisa: Yes, I was expecting to have a set of twins because I was surrounded by twins.

My mum had twins but she lost them. My step mum had twins twice but lost one from the first set. I was seeing so many twins around me; I just fell in love with twins.

My best friend in secondary school was a twin, Kehinde Ojo. I was just seeing twins everywhere around me. And when I do I hug them, play with them and give them something. Then after law school and about to settle down, I told God what I wanted. One of the things I told God was that I want twins as the first fruits of my womb.

For that, I started sowing seeds every month. I wasn’t in any relationship then, but on the lookout.

Then 2013, Shiloh hour, at the redemption camp, I was there. The program was for women looking for the fruits of the womb. I wasn’t married, but I was there.

Daddy G. O sat on some seats and asked us to sit on them and tell God what we want. I sat on one and reminded God, what I want; a set of twins as my first fruit.

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Then in 2014, I got married. But my husband never liked the idea of twins. He prefers one child at a time but when I told him that I have been sowing seeds for twins, he just had to accept it.

We got married January, 2014, and in October of that same year, we had a set of twins; 2 boys.

Femi Adisa: …..I wasn’t really keen on having twins, but when my wife told me all she had known to have twins, I knew there was no way I could escape that. So, I just agreed with her. But we wanted a boy and a girl set. If that was the case for the first set, that was going to be it. No more babies; just the two of them.

Double twins? We never expected it

Tomi Adisa: For the second set, I never expected it. It was a knock out. After the boys, I just thought I would go one more time, have a baby girl and stop. I just wanted one child, a girl, then I also thought of having twin girls, then I liked the idea. But when I remembered the stress the boys put me through, I just knocked the idea.

Then one day, the Holy Spirit asked me, what I really wanted and I just told him that “Let thy will be done in our lives’.

Then I thought I would have just one baby and I was prepared for that.

Then, when I went for the scan, the lady was like ‘Awww, I could see two hearts beating, congratulations’. I thought she was joking until she showed me the screen, I was devastated and I started crying. It was not tears of joy oh.

I could remember the stress I went through for my first set. Then at that time, my boys just started teething, so I was weighed down.

My mind was not ready for another set of twins, I cried and cried and my husband was just there consoling me. For some months, I was disconnected from my pregnancy; it was too shocking for me. But after a while, I came around and got more focused.

The first set was twin boys, then the second set a boy and girl.

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Life as a mother of two sets of twin within 2 years; I was almost depressed

Tomi Adisa: It hasn’t been easy for me at all. For the first set, it was kind of stressful; the shift was just too much. My aunt came to stay with me, I had a house help, yet I couldn’t cope, I kept falling ill. But later I braced up and faced the challenges. Then I did a lot of praying too to support myself, because I was almost getting depressed.

One of the things that helped me a lot was praying, then my husband too was my backbone and it made things a lot easy.

No regrets having double twins

Tomi Adisa: No, not all. I don’t have any regrets at all. But I had wished I could experience how having a single baby would look like. But the longing would have to go, because I’m done. I wouldn’t want to try again. I’m so done!

Labour room experience: I saw Jesus!

Tomi Adisa: During the first set, the inexperience was just there. I was seriously waiting for my water to break. Prior to that day, I had gone shopping and stressed myself out. My doctor had even told me to prepare my mind for a CS; because one was traverse and the other was bridge. I was sad because I really wanted to have the experience of having a normal delivery. Just like an African woman, you know.

So, that fateful night, I was in the bedroom and my husband in the living room, because I used to turn on the AC to the highest always because that’s the only way I could sleep then. My husband sleeps in the living room, as he couldn’t stand the room’s temperature.

I was in labour and had already started seeing blood, but I was still waiting for the water to break. So, when I went to the bedroom and told my husband, we called the doctor and asked us to come over immediately.

As we got there, they prepared me, took me into the labour room and I as operated upon.

But something remarkable happened that day while I was unconscious.

I saw myself in a factory-like kind of setting, it was a cartoon setting; animated. Then, I saw Jesus, animated, it was not real. Then in my mind there, I was like, finally I’m heaven, I have seen Jesus. Let me just stay and not go back. Let me go back to the world, sin against God and not make heaven again, let me just stay. I honestly, didn’t know why I thought of that at that time.

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So, when it got my turn, He said, no, I have to go back that it’s not my turn yet because of the ministry he committed into my hands. Then, I became conscious again. When I told my husband what happened, he was surprised and was like, so I didn’t even want to see the babies’. I told him I didn’t even think about them in that state of unconsciousness.

Then the second set was had through selective CS. We just picked a date, went there, had the operation and that was it. It was a lot easier because I have had the experience below.

Femi Adisa: I prayed all through the time my wife was in for a CS. The two sets of twin were delivered on a Sunday morning, I just had to connect to God and pray for safe delivery.

Our love story

Tomi Adisa: After law school, I was on the lookout. Then, I started working with Dove Television; The Redeemed TV station. I had a show that I was anchoring then, Our world; a youth program.

So, one day the producer introduced a young guy to the program, he has a music Studio and also doing lots of things. When he came to the show, there was nothing so special or attractive about him. He was just like every other regular guy. But during the show, I noticed his mind was very deep. The interview session was just so interesting that I didn’t want it to end. From there we connected. Starting as friends and here we are today, the rest is history.

Femi Adisa: Yes, after the interview, we exchanged phone numbers and continued to keep in touch. It wasn’t love at first sight, we were just friends and we used to hang out together.

A friend of mine even told me to woo and start dating her. But I said No! That Tomi is a very serious type (laughs).

However, when I got to know her better, things started working out. But before I asked her out, I had a 7 days prayer and God convinced me that he is meant for me but on the condition that her calling; her female ministry, she must stay through to it. That was the conviction that made me go ahead.

The ‘dramatic’ proposal

Tomi Adisa: After we started dating officially, we started making plans for marriage immediately. We met our respective parents and all that but I still wanted him to do the ‘official’ proposal.

So, my husband cooked up something very dramatic.

One weekend, one of my close friends that stays in Abeokuta, suddenly showed up to see me. I didn’t even perceive that anything was coming up. I thought it was just a normal visit. We were so engrossed with lots of gist.

Then the next morning, which was a Saturday, around 6.30, I heard voices of people in the window singing. Where I stay then is a very quiet estate, everybody minded his or her business.

So, when I heard those voices, I knew it was my husband. He came with his friend and one of his sisters. They were actually singing a song that he composed for me. I rushed out, trying to hush them to just stop but they wouldn’t listen.

I keep on hushing them to stop because only their voices could be heard within our neighborhood, but they didn’t stop and he was just smiling. That was when it clicked that he was up to something.

So, immediately, he went on one knee and proposed I quickly took the ring, wore it and said ‘yes’ to him because I just wanted the whole drama to end. I was so embarrassed, I felt the ground should just open and swallow me (laughs).

It was not exciting at all. I was just so embarrassed that when I remember it now, it just makes me frown and smile at same time.

Thank God he made an effort to give me a dramatic proposal, now I have a story to tell.

Somehow, it was embarrassing to wear his ring about. My parents even used it to make jest of me. But within me, I knew I had found a perfect match for me. I was fully convinced that he was made for me. He had lots of good qualities which I also desire for my children.

…And we were starved on our wedding day!

Tomi Adisa: That very day, nobody remembered to give us food. We were practically forgotten. They were lots of assorted food but we didn’t get any. We just sat down there watching people eat all our food and they didn’t even give us (Laughs).

Thank God for Mummy G.O, that came to our rescue. She brought us food after the whole ceremony, just while we were on our way to the hotel. She sent a driver to get us the food she made in her house.

There at the wedding hall, I had to beg an usher to get me a pack of juice and that was all we had during the reception.

Femi Adisa: Aside the starvation part, I was so shocked when we got to the church for the wedding. I was like is there another wedding or event going on here? Because every where was so filled up with cars and all that.

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Fun time Honeymoon

We didn’t really go anywhere. We were in Lagos all through. We had lots of fun together and also got to know about each other. We still have plans to go on a destination wedding some day (laughs). But know we have to face the kids.

 

Gunmen abduct 61 year old widow in Lagos

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Gunmen around the creeks of Ishawo, in the Ikorodu area of Lagos, unleashed terror on Friday, abducting a 61-year-old widow, Mrs. Victoria Falodi, who lives on Iyewa Olorunsogo Estate.

PUNCH Metro learnt that a neighbour, identified only as Baba Ayomide, had gone to the woman’s residence around 8am on that day to charge his mobile phone.

It was gathered that the woman had collected the phone from him and had wanted to enter her house when the bandits accosted her and whisked her into the bush while Baba Ayomide was beaten up.

He was said to have been arrested after the case was reported at the Owutu Police Division.

Victoria’s daughter, Fola, said her mother and her vacated the residence a few months ago after a failed attempt to kidnap the sexagenarian.

She added that they came back thinking that the law enforcement agencies had curbed kidnapping in the area, adding that the latest incident proved that they were wrong.

She said, “A neighbour of ours called Baba Ayomide came to charge his mobile phone. She came out and collected the phone from him and was about to enter the house when three men suddenly appeared and attacked her. She begged them but they didn’t listen. They whisked her away. They came with an axe, a cutlass and a gun.

“There was an attempt to kidnap her a few months ago. We left home for about a month. We came back thinking the community was calm. We have not heard anything from the gang. She is a widow.”

Fola’s elder sister, Mrs. Dorcas Oyedepo, urged security agencies to intensify effort at rescuing her mother.

“The army and the police have been making efforts to rescue her. They have been patrolling the community. We want the Nigerian Navy to be involved to so the officers can penetrate the waterways. Members of Oodua People Congress have joined in the rescue efforts,” she said.

A resident, who identified himself only as Tunde, lamented the spate of kidnapping in the community.

“Three months ago, an immigration officer was kidnapped in this area. Last Saturday, they attacked a resident, but did not succeed. Their target has a piggery. They shot three pigs dead. Around 12pm on Saturday, they invaded the community again,” he added.

A landlord on the estate, who was a victim of the gang on two occasions, said the incident had negatively affected the psyche of his family members, adding that he had relocated.

He said, “After I was kidnapped for the second time, I became convinced that the place is no longer safe for my family and me. The second time they came for me, it was in the presence of my wife and children. They are still nursing the trauma. I had to rent a two-bedroomed apartment somewhere else. I also know of a nieghbour that had packed out of the estate.”

The Lagos State Police Public Relations Officer, SP Dolapo Badmos, had yet to reply to a text message sent to her on the incident.

– Punch

Another $175m found in Jonathan’s wife’s firm’s bank account

Official visit: Dame (Dr) Patience Goodluck Jonathan, First Lady

The EFCC has launched a manhunt for two suspects, Toru Wonyeng Ibuomo and Friday Davies, linked to the curious deposits, in four tranches within 14 months — between February 21, 2014 and April 1, 2015, of $175,750,000 in an account linked to Mrs. Jonathan.

The anti-graft agency is probing how the cash was withdrawn from the domiciliary account with Skye Bank Plc without any trace of where it was diverted to.

The deposits are different from the $15.5million over which the ex-First Lady sued the EFCC, which placed No Debit Order on four accounts.

But the company is one of the four convicted on November 2 for laundering the $15.5million, which Mrs. Jonathan insists belongs to her.

The companies convicted by Justice Babs Kuewumi of the Federal High Court are Pluto Property and Investment Company Limited; Seagate Property Development & Investment Co. Limited; Trans Ocean Property and Investment Company Limited and Avalon Global Property Development Company Limited.

Barely two weeks after the conviction of the companies, the EFCC uncovered another $175, 750,000 deposits in the account of Pluto Property and Investment Company Limited.

The cash has, however, vanished from the bank.

EFCC detectives discovered that the account was opened on November 30, 2013 by Pluto Property and Investment Company Limited with number 2110002238.

The company was registered on January 29, 2013 with RC 1092722. The “strange” deposits came within 14 months.

The deposits are:

* 21/2/2014—$46,500,000
* 24/2/2014—$31,000,000
* 31/3/2015—$49,250,000
* 1/4/ 2015—$49,000,000

“The EFCC is probing how the deposits hit the company’s account barely two years after it was registered and without executing any major contract. We are suspecting that this is another slush account where government funds were diverted to,” a source close to the investigation told The Nation.

The source said: “All the deposits were in cash, a development which showed that it was a pure case of money laundering.

“On the 21st of February, the account was reported to have recorded a cash deposit of $46,500,000 by the General Manager of Pluto Property and Investment Company Limited , Toru Wonyeng Ibuomo.

“Three days after(24th of February, 2014), another cash deposit of $31,000,000 was made by the same General Manager.

“Friday Davies made a cash deposit of $49,250,000 into the same account. The last tranche of $49,000,000 was deposited by Davies on Apri 1, 2015.”

The source, who pleaded not to be named because of what he described as the “sensitivity” of the probe, claimed that the EFCC was on the trail of Ibuomo and Davies.

The source added: “We need the two depositors to assist in the ongoing investigation of the payments into the affected account.

“It is more curious when the bank details did not show evidence of withdrawals. Yet the whereabouts of the cash was unknown. We hope it is not a private banking arrangement to hide slush funds.”

The source confirmed that the EFCC would probe the likely roles of the former First Lady in operating the account of Pluto Property and Investment Company Limited.

“In a matter before the Federal High Court, the ex-First Lady admitted that one of her domiciliary accounts was bearing Pluto Property and Investment Company Limited.

“We are investigating this $175.750million deposits and the extent of the involvement or relationship of the ex-First Lady with the funds. This is a fresh case; it has nothing to do with the $15.5million frozen by the EFCC.”

In an affidavit filed before the Federal High Court in Lagos and deposed to by Sammie Somiari, a lawyer, on behalf of Mrs. Patience Jonathan, the deponent – claimed that the ex-First Lady had been using ATM credit cards of four companies.

Pluto Property and Investment Company Limited; Seagate Property Development & Investment Co. Limited; Trans Ocean Property and Investment Company Limited and Development Company Limited and Globus Integrated Service Limited.

The ex-First Lady alleged that the EFCC placed a “No Debit Order” on the four accounts in July in the course of probing Waripamo Dudafa, a former Special Adviser on Domestic Affairs to former President Goodluck Jonathan.

Somiari claimed that Dudafa helped Mrs Jonathan to open the four accounts which the EFCC froze.

Somiari added “that Mrs Jonathan complained about this to Honourable Dudafa, who at her prompting and instance promised to effect the change of the said accounts to the applicant’s name; and to effect this change, Honourable Dudafa brought the said bank manager, Mr. Dipo Oshodi, who claimed to have effected the changes. This was about April 2014.

“The bank official, Mr. Dipo Oshodi, as it would appear, did not effect or reflect the instruction of the applicant to change the said accounts to her name(s) despite repeated requests.

”However, since 2010 up until 2014 and thereafter, Mrs Jonathan had been using the cards on the said accounts and operating the said accounts without let or hindrance. Even in May, June and July 2016, the former First Lady travelled overseas for medical treatment and was using the said credit cards abroad up until July 7, 2016 or thereabouts when the cards stopped functioning.”

In the suit, Mrs. Jonathan urged the court to compel the EFCC to immediately vacate the “No Debit Order” placed on her accounts.

On November 2, Justice Babs Kuewumi convicted the four companies of laundering the $15.5m.

The companies had on September 15, 2016 pleaded guilty to laundering the money when they were arraigned by the EFCC along with Dudafa, a lawyer, Amajuoyi Briggs; and a banker, Adedamola Bolodeoku.

But Dudafa, Briggs and Bolodeoku pleaded not guilty.

Culled from TheNation

“I can enter the US because I’m not black” – Bobrisky says

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Bobrisky has officially declared himself a white person! He says he can enter the United States even after Donald Trump has been inaugurated because he’s not black.

He also talked about sex and dinner with his bae. What he posted on snapchat below:

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Domestic Violence: Zenith Bank reportedly sacks husband who attacked his estranged wife, charged with attempted murder

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In September, we brought you a story of Ivie Edobor who cried out for Justice after her Estranged Husband, John Edobor attacked her after they got separated following their failed marriage.

Now, According to one of Ivie Edobor’s lawyers, Emeka Ugwuonye, Zenith Bank has fired her estranged husband, Mr John Edobor, who is currently standing trial for the attempted murder of of his estranged wife.

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The accused and some hired thugs stormed Ivie’s home and attacked the mother of three, leaving her with broken legs. The activist broke the news earlier today on his Facebook Page. He wrote:

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“This is to inform the members of DPA that I just received a call from a top official of Zenith Bank to inform me that Mr. John Edobor has been fired from Zenith Bank. They made it clear to me that the reason they did so was because of the domestic violence he committed on his estranged wife, Ivie.

The call was in response to the email I sent to Zenith two days ago indicating that DPA would commence a protest on the matter. We appreciate the fact that Zenith has reached out to us. This is an important first step that Zenith has taken. We shall continue the dialogue and negotiation today to see if we can reach an agreement that will avoid the protest that is planned tomorrow.

Thank you to all DPA members who have given their support to this effort. God bless you all. And please stay tuned. All we want is justice of this lady. She is somebody’s daughter. She is somebody’s mother. And above all, she is our sister and a Member of DPA. Once you are a registered member of DPA, we shall do everything to protect you when you face challenges. We must protect Ivie Edobor and her children. It is an obligation on us.”

Two years ago Mr Edobor kicked Ivie out of his house along with her 3 daughters ages 9, 7 and 4 on the grounds that her business failed and ran into debt.

“He moved in with his lover at the time, who is a divorcee with a female child and my husband said she would give him a boy since i gave him 3 children who are just girls. He snapped a picture with both of them on our matrimonial bed and used it as his whatsapp dp and also posted it on facebook barely a few months after he kicked us out.

I was forced to move back to my father’s house and struggled to provide for my 3 children as he completely neglected them and even took them of his medical insurance provided by his office Zenith Bank Plc.

After much struggle, I finally got back on my feet. Got a great job, enrolled my kids in a new school and rented an apartment for my 3 kids and I. About Easter time this year he decides he wants to be part of my children’s life again. I allowed him access to the children as I felt we could be civil to each other for the sake of our children. At this time I had started putting my documentation together for the divorce process.

Early hours of June 19th on my way back from my dad’s birthday party a friend had parked right in front of the gate of my apartment to press the bell for the gateman to open the gate and let me into the compound when suddenly he was rushed at and attacked by a man waving an object.

I looked out the opened door and realized it was John Edobor my enstranged husband. He dragged me out of the car and used a metal crowbar to violently hit my right leg which led to broken bone and temporary loss of using this leg.”

“Go back to school, your problem is ignorance” – Wole Soyinka blasts Nigerians asking him to tear his green card

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Nobel Laureate, Wole Soyinka, has released a statement blasting “ignorant” Nigerians calling on him to tear his green card as he had earlier promised to do if Donald Trump emerged winner of the US Presidential election. Read the statement below:

“Let me end with a Red Card to those noisome creatures, the nattering nit-wits of Internet: maybe Trumpland is not as despicable as the Naijaland you impose on our reality from your secure cesspits of anonymity. Go back to school. Your problem is ignorance, ignorance of whatever subject you so readily comment upon.

Learn to study your subject before opening up on issues beyond your grasp. Sometimes you make one feel like swapping one green for another, out of embarassment for occupying the same national space as you. But don’t get nervous, or start jumping for joy too soon – the Nigerian passport is just as tough to rip, physically, as is the Green Card, so I’ll stay put in my private Green Belt – the one I have named the Autonomous Republic of Ijegba. I negotiate my relations with both peoples and nations from its internal protocols – yes, that is indeed arrogance for you, but an arrogance of several decades’ principled growth. I carry that patch of green with me, everywhere, in a secure, invisible, and inaccessible pouch! It is that warehouse of ingrained sensibilities that engendered my decision”.

Read the full statement below:

I shall begin on a morbid note. One of the horror stories that emerged from the Daesh (Isis) controlled parts of Iraq was the gruesome tale of the mother who had a daughter affected by wanderlust, even in that endangered zone. One day, when she looked for her to attend to some home chores, she found that she had gone missing yet again. As she searched, she shouted in frustration: ”As Allah is my witness, I’ll kill that girl when I catch up with her”. A neighbour overheard and reported her to the Hisbah.

The mother was summoned by the mullahs who ordered her to put the child to death, since she had sworn by Allah. She refused, so they took the child by the legs and smashed her head against a wall. End of story. True or false? It certainly was published as true testimony. That is all I have to say to the ”literalists” who obsess over a time scheme of their own assessment. Thus, failure to have torn my Green Card ”the moment” that I learnt that Mr. Donald Trump had won the presidential elections of the USA. It did not matter what I was doing at the time – teaching, eating, swimming, praying, under the shower or whatever. Or a family member saying, ”Wait for me!” – speculatively please, no such disturbance ever took place. If it did however, I am supposed to contact the Nigerian media – to whom I have never spoken, and who never contacted me – except one – to beg permission to pursue a realistic definition of ”the moment”. Media fascism is however, a subject for another day,

For now, that moment having passed, I must be culpable of breaking a solemn promise. By the way, since we are on the terrain of literalism, has anyone attempted to ”tear” or rip apart a Green Card? Even a Credit Card? For the average hands, that would take some doing! I have actually considered garden shears for a dramatic resolution, this being closer to my real profession.

I have been asked several times – interestingly only by the foreign media, with the exception of THE INTERVIEW – whether indeed I did make such a statement at any time, and whether I still intended to carry it out, and the answer remains a categorical ’Yes’.

Not recently, mind you, nor, in the inaccurate blazing PUNCH headline of Thursday Nov. 16 , but in the accurate wording that is contained in the actual story on page 9. So, where and when did I first notably make that declaration. Answer: Addressing a group of students at Oxford University and fielding questions. It was NOT a public lecture. I have never summoned a press conference on the issue. The organizers did not invite the (unregistered) Association of Nigerian Internet habituees.

It was the accustomed student seminar format that moved from the light-hearted to the serious, the ridiculous and (hopefully) the profound and back again. I even used the encounter to compare my threat with the public antics of a former president – unnamed, I assure you – who tore up his party membership card of a moribund ruling party. Whatever my failings, I do not lack originality, and I was not about to be find myself indebted to that contumacious general!

Nonetheless, did I mean what I said – that is, ’exiting’ the USA? Absolutely, and that is the very theme of this address. It will not attempt to deal with the notion of an exit time-table as conceived by others, as if even the incumbent US president and his replacement are not even permitted over two months to pack their bags and prepare to move in and out of the White House, but must exchange positions the very moment that a winner was proclaimed. Anyone would think that the Brexit Vote made it imperative for the Brits to plunge into the English Channel instantly, instead of negotiating two years for an orderly withdrawal. Plebians like me of course need far less time, nevertheless they do not uproot overnight.

Any other proposition speaks of a permanent agenda, of frustration and hidden histories – such as opportunities to rehabilitate themselves in the public eye. There is also recession in the land, and I can understand the psychology of impotence and thus, transferred aggression. Let it be understood – before I move even one word further – that I interrupted my present commitment in the United States solely for an urgent meeting with the Ooni of Ife on an ongoing project. I am obliged to return to the US in a matter of two or three days to complete my interrupted mission. Fortunately, that mision is guaranteed to end long before the United States becomes Trumpland Real Estate.

And now we move from absurd, frankly idiotic distractions to Substance. Why, in any case, am I pulling out of the United States? Why – as demanded of me by some of my genuinely concerned and sober interlocutors around the world – why such an extreme reaction? Why the terminal response to the elections of another land? Also, and perhaps most crucially, why am I left virtually mouth agape at the furore my stance has engendered? I simply fail to understand why this has gone beyond a flurry of public commentary and hilarious cartoons, and turned into a masturbatory for some, a vomitory for others, and an epilleptic sanatorium for a self-reproducing number? Why, in genuine bafflement, do I experience astonishment? Why do people find this commonplace, accessible-to-all act so extraordinary?

The answers to all the foregoing can be summed up in a familiar expression: a life of environmental sanitation, or call it – sanity. My temperament requires a certain minimum level of environmental health to function properly. I use the word ’temperament’ as a historical fact, a personality development that first manifested itself all the way back to student days, and has remained consistent all my life.

Nowhere is perfect, certainly not all the time. Nonetheless, every human being has this need, however approximate, some perhaps with objective awareness, others intuitively, some more acutely and intensely than others, especially when defined by their professions, occupations, social and other involvements. The craving is common to all humanity – if I am wrong, then I must have dropped from Mars.

Here now is a potted history of the choices made by this contributor over the years in pursuit of this need, all the way from student days. Read carefully and learn!

As a student in Leeds University, one of whose subjects was Spanish, I steadily refused to accompany other students on long vacation job opportunities in Spain, designed to make us master the spoken part of the language. Apart from the Isle of Man, I went to France and Holland instead, whose languages were not part of my studies. And yet I had already fallen in love with flamenco music – played for us from records by our Spanish lecturer, and was dying to watch flamenco dancing in the flesh. Language study however, involves, as we all know, the study of a people´s history and culture. I had encountered the history of the Spanish Civil War, the violent overthrow of a legitimate Republican government, and the ’white terror’ of the Falangist leader, General Franco. I identified with the volunteer soldiers of the International Brigade. Spain was under boycott in parts of Europe, so there was a choice to be made. I refused to step into Spain until years after I had graduated and returned home, and General Franco was certified dead and buried. A personal choice.

Australia: It is now some twelve to fifteen years since I issued a Red Card to Australia, unannounced. That Red Card subsists till today. The occasion was a conference of PEN International, and I had made the usual visa application. When the forms arrived, I found the requirements for applicants over 70 years (I think) so obnoxious, intrusive, and degrading that I refused to fill them.

Negotiations with the Australian government by Australian PEN led to an exception being made for me. When it was communicated, I wrote back: Absolutely Not. I refused to be the token geriatric. That application document was highly disrespectful of age and I wondered what kind of mentality had crafted it, wondered if the Australians themselves knew what image was being projected in their name. I said to our go-betweens: Not for a moment am I equating myself with Desmond Tutu or Nelson Mandela, but they are older. Does it mean that, if they decide to visit Australia, you would subject them to this form of degradation?

Till today, I have routinely declined any invitation to Australia, a country I had visited years earlier to sumptuous hospitality. I learnt some time ago that the obnoxious requirements have been removed but have not bothered to check.

The reason was this follow-up: a journalist heard about my absence from the PEN conference and made enquiries. He interviewed me and I told him the cause. After visiting the Australian embassy for their side of the story, he reported back that the diplomat in charge responded to his questions with the comment that the embassy was too busy with more important matters. did not make a fuss. My position was based on principle but, basically, it was a personal affair between me and Australia. It remains so till today.

China: I did not, could not visit China for years after Tienanman Square. I was dying to visit that remarkable nation of culture and history, itching to go with every invitation. The Chinese ambassador in Nigeria tried to win me over after the ousting of the Gang of Four.

I declined, but accepted the books he had told me did not exist while the Thought of Chairman Mao ruled the waves. Even when, years later, one of the top American travel agents organized a visit of Nobel laureates with mouth watering honoraria, I could not bring myself to join others. Constantly swimming before my eyes was the image of armoured trucks and tanks running over students encamped in Tienanmen Square, leaving behind rivulets of blood.

Before I eventually accepted an invitation from the University of Beijing, I checked with some of the dissident poets – was it a decent time to visit? Had sufficient time passed for the average survivor of that carnage to obtain closure? Until they gave me the green light, I refused all invitations. Again I did not fuss. I did not call an international press conference in the interim.

Back home to our continent – this time, post-Apartheid South Africa. How many of these hysterical purveyors of Internet obscenities – including some printed media – are aware that for nearly two years, I handed South Africa the Red Card? And why? Because of her then astonishing display of xenophobia, most notably against Nigerians. I was a personal recepient of that treatment which took place – of all occasions imaginable – on the occasion of my visit to deliver a three-part memorial lecture in honour of the late Nelson Mandela.

Undoubtedly, on that very occasion, there had been a misunderstanding over visa issuance. Nonetheless, taken in the context of the rampant humiliation of Nigerians at the hands of South African authorities, and the South African civic pockets also, I went to the final lecture with my luggage. The moment I concluded the last of my lectures, I insisted on being driven to the airport, silently shaking off the South African dust off my feet for ever. It was only to my hosts that I uttered the declaration that they were seeing me in their nation for the last time. Until I withdrew the Red Card, I did not summon the Press.

Now, how did that boycott end? It is a remarkable story which deserves its place in the narratives of sheer serendipity. It involved Dennis Brutus, the South African poet, an enlightened Head of Nigerian Immigration and, indirectly, Archishop Desmond Tutu and Albie Sachs, former chairman of the South African Constitutional Court. Also, retrospectively, the role played by Nelson Mandela’s widow, Graca Machel, during my ordeal at the airport.

While the boycott lasted however, I declined between seven to nine invitations to South Africa, including a UNESCO event that was however billed to take place there. The ending of that boycott, like the beginning, was ultimately my private and personal decision.

Shall we take Cuba, that revolutionary island where I was personally decorated by Fidel Castro with the Felix Valera medal of honour? Despite all efforts by the then Cuban ambassador to Nigeria, and very valued friends and colleagues in Cuba, I issued her my usual silent card some years ago.

I found the execution of those ill-fated adventurers who tried to escape on a raft excessive, not forgetting the shooting down of a hi-jacked plane. Were their acts condemnable? Indisputably! Did the punishment fit the crime however? My answer is obvious – No. Jose Saramago, the late Portuguese Nobelist had apparently taken the same position, as I found out when we both met at a subsequent event in Cuba when our Cuban boycotts eventually ended. Were we wrong or right? That is immaterial. The point is that neither called a press conference or publicised our individual decisions. They were personal decisions, made independently.

And so on, and on, and on….brief to prolonged, reluctant to instant boycotts of places of normally congenial roosting, for a variety of reasons, and dictated by individual temperaments. And so we come finally to Donald Trump, and the sometimes travesty of collective choice.

I was in New York during the run-up to elections. I watched this face, its body language, listened to his uncouth, racist language, his imbecillic harangues, the insults to other peoples, other races, especially the Hispanics, Africans and Afro-Americans, even citing once – I was told – Nigeria as an instance of the burdensome occupation of global space.

I watched and listened, disbelievingly, since this was America, supposedly now freed to a large extent – as we like to believe and have a right to expect – from its lamentable history of racism. But I saw, not only this would-be president but – enthusing followers on populist a populist roll at the expense of minorities! I followed the fluctuating poll statistics.

I began to warn my colleagues, friends, my family: listen, this thing is happening right before our very eyes. This is how it begins, how humanity ends up with Cambodia, with Rwanda, with Da’esh. We are watching a Hitlerite phenomenon. We are witnessing history in reverse, unravelling before a complacent world. I said to them, if this man wins, I am relocating. It had gone beyond a joke. They all said, it will never happen. Even a day to elections, some Nigerians, with whom I had a meeting in New York, waved off the possibility.

The entire world goofed – T.B. Joshua and other pundits, charlattans and experts alike. A colleague at Harvard mentioned the celebrations that would follow the election, but shortly after, confessed his concerns, cursing the FBI man who had chosen to intervene at an unprecedented stage in the elections.

Again, I said to him, I shall relocate if Trump wins. He said, I’m coming with you, echoing numerous other colleagues to whom I had sounded the same alert. I promised them all political asylum! So, it was nothing new, the Oxford comment. Whatever language I used is my familiar language, not the language of Da’esh or its local impotent surrogates.

Finally, here is something very personal, but I have to answer the question of my genuine interlocutors in matching sincerity.
Our US base and family home in California – Abacha instigated – faces a rockhill known as Mount Baldy. It has survived the menace of fires, so close to disaster that we were placed on evacuation alert a number of times and were once actually bundled out by the police for over forty-eight hours. A fireball overflew the house on one occasion, landed some distance from ours and consumed that unlucky home. Not too far away, an escaping family took a wrong turn and lost their lives in the flames. Nothing of such menacing interludes ever brought to the fore the remotest consideration of relocating! However – and let this be stressed to all those who are strangers to the world of images – for this individual called Wole Soyinka, the superimposition of the Trumpian face on those bare mountain slabs began to take on reality, a reality that probably became even three-dimensional, like the massive faces of those former US presidents that remain gouged into the peaks of Mount Rushmore in South Dakota, visited by millions. My environment, albeit a substitute one for our authentic home in the forests of Ijegba – had become compromised. That is all I shall write on the reality of superimposition – the notion of waking up every day of habitation and seeing on that mountain slab the face of Donald Trump on my borrowed preserve, where, from upstairs, I sometimes stood in bouts of contemplation, especially whenever the house was empty.

For me, something is gone. Again, I speak for myself, not for my family who are, in any case, also American citizens, an acquisition that I have declined I cannot recall how often. Let me repeat, even that portion of empathy that comes from intimate occupancy and usage over the years, and where the products of my ”extra mileage” were born, has become violated. It is still home, second home, but one individual named Donald Trump – and his cohorts – have ruined its hard-earned companionship and serenity, built up over the years. As I keep repeating, these issues are personal.

And so, back from our quick excursions to Asia and the Antipodes, what is so special about America that an agenda of abandonment creates such hysteria? I am incapable of double standards in these matters. Why do individuals feel threatened? I have never invited anyone to join me in my purely personal odyssey, begun before most of these sniveling upstarts were born. Is it the Green Card that sets America apart? Then perhaps it iis time to repay the compliment with a Red card, as in soccer. I am not aware that the world’s oxygen storage tanks are located in the US of A, so that we cannot breathe away from it. I shall always compliment the American success story on many fronts, including the fact that millions of migrants derive their very living – including crucial send-home remittances – from her generosity. Many of us will always be grateful to her government at the time for sheltering both our persons and our mission during the Abacha years. However, we are also individuals, with specific needs, different sensibilities, and definitions of productive environments and thus, up to this moment, my Wolexit stands.

It is a personal thing. Perhaps it will help even further if I remind you of what I wrote in my memoirs: YOU MUST SET FORTH AT DAWN. There I confessed that my greatest – and irrational – fear in exile was that if I died outside Nigeria, my well-meaning family, colleagues and friends, would bring my body home. I took firm steps. The thought of resting within that earth while it was trampled over by a despotic monster whom I thoroughly despised, was the absurd but all-consuming fear that I had all through that deadly struggle. Obviously that fear has been eliminated, but then, having watched this American Wonder rise to power through a contemptible denigration of my sector of humanity, through mockery and jeers of my origin, I no longer find that environment congenial either for work or leisure, and I have signalled my unambiguous intent to exit. No one else is invited.

Well now, a remarkable development. I stated earlier that the issue is not just one individual called Donald Trump, but the human environment that he and his ilk have spawned, one that contributes to a toxic environment across the globe, with the rise of ultra-nationalism and exclusionist politics. That environment is however engendering counter aspects to that created by Trump’s lowest common demonimator in followership. Spontaneous protests have sprung up across the country. Too late, I’m afraid, and ineffectual, since Demoracy has the last word, and its rituals have been concluded. The law of the land will prevail. However, I have been considerably cheered by the spontaneous manifestation of this rejection of the shame and horror that a ”majority” has imposed on the totality. Americans will have to live with it, but there is hope. Even before the street protests, something rather strange had taken place.

On the very morning of the conclusion of elections when I switched away from one news channel to the next, the screen went suddenly blank. Then came a scrolled message that called for a quiet, peaceful revolution. It went on and on, without voice or images, and it was non-partisan, since it rejected not only Trump but Clinton as befitting candidates but declared American democracy a sham. It went on to complicate matters by identifying an individual – Bernie Saunders – by name as an acceptable leader of a new movement. It excoriated past governance policies, dismissed even Obamacare as a failure – I disagree by the way – and urged viewers again and again to LET’S TALK ABOUT IT. LET’S MEET ON THE INTERNET. LET A PEACEFUL REVOLUTION BEGIN etc. etc. It could have been Channel 33 or 34, I am no longer sure. A serious, viable movement? Maybe not sustainable under the present system, but it goes into that multi-faceted network that leads to the eventual sanitization of any socio-political environment. And then, latest of the latest, the state of California has mounted a referendum for secession, within her constitutional rights. Quite an unpredictable prospect but, much as I am predisposed to upheavals by vox populi, I prefer to be out of the environment, being a non-citizen.

Let me end with a Red Card to those noisome creatures, the nattering nit-wits of Internet: maybe Trumpland is not as despicable as the Naijaland you impose on our reality from your secure cesspits of anonymity. Go back to school. Your problem is ignorance, ignorance of whatever subject you so readily comment upon. Learn to study your subject before opening up on issues beyond your grasp. Sometimes you make one feel like swapping one green for another, out of embarassment for occupying the same national space as you. But don’t get nervous, or start jumping for joy too soon – the Nigerian passport is just as tough to rip, physically, as is the Green Card, so I’ll stay put in my private Green Belt – the one I have named the Autonomous Republic of Ijegba. I negotiate my relations with both peoples and nations from its internal protocols – yes, that is indeed arrogance for you, but an arrogance of several decades’ principled growth. I carry that patch of green with me, everywhere, in a secure, invisible, and inaccessible pouch! It is that warehouse of ingrained sensibilities that engendered my decision.

WOLEXIT stands – I coined that deliberately, to signify repossesion of my space of legitimate decisions. The media can nitpick over details – that is your profession. At long last, totally oblivious of the ongoing cacophony that had sprung up in my absence, I finally did receive for the first time a brief questionaire from a Nigerian journal, The INTERVIEW, and one other. I responded. My exit time schema applies, not yours. If it even becomes convenient to bring it forward, I intend to do so, but please don’t come at me with plaints of time imprecision. ! never discussed it with you, nor invited you to a private decision whose execution was already in the making. Do not try to browbeat me. It’s a waste of time – all you have to do is immerse yourselves in my antecedents.

I Would Rather Burn In Hell Than Worship A Monster Called God – Nigerian Transgender, Stephanie Rose says

'Jesus Christ is the greatest scam in world history' - Nigerian transgender

Nigerian transgender Stephanie Rose, is full of hatred for the Lord our God and is coming out again to insult him and call him a monster.

Stephanie, who was born a man named Dapo Adaralegbe, was expelled from the Obafemi Awolowo University, Ife, where she was studying Law due to her homosexuality. She later underwent surgery to become a woman.

In her latest rant, she has taken to her Facebook page to share a post by an avowed atheist, Amenhotep Kingsagreed, where she thinks that God is the devil himself.

Follow the jump to see what she says about God and why she believes God is the devil as she quotes from the Bible. (This is one of those times you’ll see why our people say “even devil know Bible pass any man”. See her Biblical claims after the jump:

“I’m amazed that people who claim to read and worship the words of the bible tend to be so ignorant about just what the bible says. I wonder how many of them know that god is quoted many times in the bible admitting that he is in fact evil.

I will list those passages below;

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Exodus 32:14 And the LORD repented of the evil which he thought to do unto his people.

Joshua 23:15 Therefore it shall come to pass, that as all good things are come upon you, which the LORD your God promised you; so shall the LORD bring upon you all evil things.

Judges 9:23 Then God sent an evil spirit

1 Samuel 16:14 But the Spirit of the LORD departed from Saul, and an evil spirit from the LORD troubled him.

2 Samuel 12:11 Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will raise up evil against thee out of thine own house

1 Kings 9:9 …therefore hath the LORD brought upon them all this evil.

1 Kings 14:10 Therefore, behold, I will bring evil upon the house of Jeroboam

2 Kings 6:33 …Behold, this evil is of the LORD;

2 Kings 21:12 Therefore thus saith the LORD God of Israel, Behold, I am bringing such evil upon Jerusalem and Judah, that whosoever heareth of it, both his ears shall tingle.

2 Kings 22:16 Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will bring evil upon this place

Nehemiah 13:18 Did not your fathers thus, and did not our God bring all this evil upon us, and upon this city?

Jeremiah 4:6 Set up the standard toward Zion: retire, stay not: for I will bring evil from the north, and a great destruction.

Jeremiah 6:19 Hear, O earth: behold, I will bring evil upon this people

Jeremiah 11:11 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will bring evil upon them

Jeremiah 35:17 Therefore thus saith the LORD God of hosts, the God of Israel; Behold, I will bring upon Judah and upon all the inhabitants of Jerusalem all the evil that I have pronounced against them:

Jeremiah 44:2 Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Ye have seen all the evil that I have brought upon Jerusalem, and upon all the cities of Judah

Jeremiah 45:5 …behold, I will bring evil upon all flesh, saith the LORD

Jeremiah 49:37 …I will bring evil upon them, even my fierce anger, saith the LORD; and I will send the sword after them, till I have consumed them

Micah 1:12 …. evil came down from the LORD

Micah 2:3 Therefore thus saith the LORD; Behold, against this family do I devise an evil

So as you can see, Jehovah god admits that it is he that does all evil, not some “fallen angel” who gets the blame.

The reason Satan gets the blame is solely so that the Christians can convince themselves that it’s not god doing it. But if you claim that god is not capable of committing evil acts then you are “giving false witness” and committing “blasphemy” against god and his character.

Now I ask you, why do you feel that this “god” is deserving of worship? Even if you believe that he does exist, after all he has done and all he admits, why would you want to devote your life to him? Of all the men who have lived not one of them can come close to the evil that this god is. No one has caused as much death and destruction that this god claims to have done.

It’s funny, the relationship that people have with this god reminds me of battered wife syndrome. He’ll beat you into submission, threaten you with terrible punishments if you don’t comply, convince you that you deserve that horrible treatment because your bad deep inside, then tell you he only does it because he loves you. Actually it’s not funny after all. It’s pretty damn sad.

Which ‘other uncontrollable devil’ is humanity searching for when the creator and inventor of evil has declared itself? The position of evil can not be checked because the same God is the creator and inventor of all evil.
Evil started from the same hopeless and foolish God because such useless and senseless God is evil. They do not go to Heaven and they do not go to Hell fire, the same God is the exact devil that deceived all religions about an untrue Heaven and untrue Hell fire!

Hell fire is a fallacy of imagination. NO BODY GOES TO HELL FIRE.”

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