Story broke few days back about the Marriage Crash between Comedian AY and His Wife, Mabel.
Mrs. Mabel Makun imediately deleted her instagram page in the heat of the media frenzy that followed, but today she has already reopened her page and hinted that all is well already between she and her husband.
She posted the above photo of them together and captioned it:
“@aycomedian #mancrushforlife”.
Well, it is good to know that things are working out between them.
Sequel to our post on Chika Ike’s new real estate business venture – the actress wants you to know that her new business was borne out of sheer hard work – not from anything shady.
She also says her new venture has put her far above her mates and Nollywood colleagues.
Below is what she wrote on Instagram:
“As a woman people have a way of disregarding your successes ,they attribute it to so many unthinkable things to reduce your achievements. As women we are strong,powerful,intelligent,smart and driven.
“We can achieve whatever we set our minds to achieve. I told myself 5 years ago that I’ll start my real estate company and I stand today to say I’ve been able to achieve most of my set goals, I say this without pride but to encourage young women out there . I’m a hard worker ,I’ve worked for virtually everything I have today with also the grace of God on my side.
“People are going to say all sorts,call you names to make themselves feel better ,but hey , don’t listen ,just stay focus on your set goals. It’s not going to be easy ,but trust me ,it will be worth it. I like what I like, I love the designer shoes ,bags ,dresses and splurging on vacation when I want to and that isn’t bad if you can but also set aside money for investments and helping the needy because life is full of hills and Valleys . Peace.”
P Square has a format which works for them when they are about to release a new album.
It’s like Kanye West. Create a controversy and get people talking.
Consistently, through the years, the brothers have used this format which works for them very well. It doesn’t matter if the controversies created hurt their personal image. It’s all about the image and the money and that never fails to flow.
So, it’s that time of the year when a new single is in the offing and a new album from P Square. So, Peter goes on a rant on twitter; abuses Jude, fights with Paul and a conveniently arranged raid of their Omole Estate home by court bailiffs is added to the fray. All in one week.
I am sure the next thing we would hear will be that they have been reconciled by family and friends and a new single would be released in no time.
I suspect it’s all part of a well – crafted publicity hype. Of course those who wish to fall for it would.
One of such pranks was one carried out a few days ago crafted by Chioma Akpotha, Uche Jumbo, Blessing Egbe, Omoni Oboli and Ufoma Mcdermott in which Chioma purportedly tweeted a jealous tweet about the other four ladies in a picture pose. That attracted doctored responses from the other ladies which went viral. Where they spoilt it was a revelation a few days after that all of them are starring in a new movie to be released in a few weeks. The tweet fight was just a publicity hype.
There’s a limit to the people’s patience in matters such as this and it won’t be long before the musicians and producers find out.
Originally Posted On Facebook by Charles Novia, Filmmaker and social critic
The Supreme Court has okayed the convicted General-Overseer of the Christian Praying Assembly, Chukwuemeka Ezeugo, a.k.a Rev. King to die by hanging.
This verdict was unanimously arrived at on Friday with a seven-man panel of Justice of the apex court which was led by Justice Walter Onnoghen.
It will be recalled that Ezeugo was convicted and sentenced to death by hanging on January 11, 2007, for the alleged murder of his church member, Ann Uzoh. He was arraigned on September 26, 2006 on a six-count charge of attempted murder and murder.
HKN Artiste,Oluwa B-Red in a new Snapchat video has called out rapper, Yung6ix and threatened to beat him up anytime they both cross paths.
Accroding to him, ‘First of all, Yung6ix if i see you, I’m fu*king going to beat your ass. I’m going to F*ck you and your crew up, You understand. You are wearing a fake chain, You are F*cking broke’.
Yung6ix
All this comes after when Yung6ix went on a Twitter rant earlier today threatening to expose some big names in the industry for injustice against him within 24hours ultimatum, he neither exposed nor called out any name.
However, it’s not clear if B-Red’s rant is related to Yung6ix earlier threat.
Popular Nollywood actress, Omoni Oboli earlier today shared a throwback pic to about twenty years when she was still a teenager and the actress looks like she hasn’t even aged! She’s still a stunner.
She shared the below picture and captioned;
“#fbf #TheFirstLady at 18 or 19! Oh my days!!! My sis just showed my this picture. She refused to give it to me so I had to take a picture of it. Flash back of life! I was skinny as a rake but still had chubby cheeks ???. #flashbackfriday #WivesOnStrike #incinemasnationwidefromapril8 #wifemotheractressproducerdirectorwriter #ProudNunuMom”
Beyond the beautiful music of the Mavin singer and Godwin hitmaker, Korede Bello, one other thing that makes him outstanding is his signature ‘Afro’ hairstyle.
In a quick chat with HIP TV, the singer talked about his hair and what can make him cut it off.
The Mavin Artiste reveals that depending on how much he is paid to cut it off, he can actually do away with the “Afro”.
In His words:
“abeg o, it depends on the money o , ahan everything na swag na, if the money is right, I’ll swag it up, take all down mehn, the way I go swag am gan sef, you go feel am, so yeah, it depends on the money..But for now, I feel comfortable with my hair mehn”
The West African Examination Council, WAEC, has stated that the charging of a fee for the production of data required by individuals or organisations is the standard practice of the body.
WAEC Public Affairs Officer, Mr Demianus Ojijeogu, yesterday said the council do grant waivers to non-profit and non-governmental organisations for altruistic purposes.
A Lagos-based organisation, EDUBOX, had requested for the list of best student in each state of the country from WAEC, which the exam body charged the organization N1.85m.
In his clarification, Ojijeogu noted that Edubox did not state that the body is a registered NGO with the Corporate Affairs Commission, CAC.
“It’s a fact that Edubox as can be seen from their letter, did not request for the said data as a registered NGO with the CAC and may have requested the data for intentions that are far from encouraging scholarship and therefore, could not have been granted a waiver.
“For the avoidance of doubt, the Council remains the foremost champion for the reward of academic excellence”, said Ojijeogu.
The spokesman assured that the WAEC will not deviate from standard practices for monetary gains.
Lagos state government has cancelled tomorrow’s monthly environmental sanitation due to the UTME Examination which is to hold tomorrow Saturday February 27th.
Meanwhile, Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) says more than 1.85 million candidates applied for this year ‘s UTME on its Computer-Based Test (CBT) platform.
The board’s Registrar, Prof. Dibu Ojerinde, announced this in a statement emailed to the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) on Thursday in Lagos.
The statement said that this year’s figure was an improvement on the 1.47 million candidates who applied for the same examination in 2015.
It added that the figure for the 2016 UTME showed an increase of 113, 673 applicants against last year’s figure.
According to the statement, a total of 343 prison inmates nationwide will participate in this year’s Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME).
Omotola Ekeinde is presently in Beverly Hills for the Essence Magazine’s Black Women In Hollywood award and she has just taken a photo with Oprah Winfrey.
According to her, the billionaire kept saying addressing her as the ‘Nigerian Actress’.
See more photos of Omotola and other celebs, like Keke Palmer below:
Emmm, If just incase I meet someone like Oprah, say Dangote…I don’t need pictures mehn! The pic below will be my reaction:
When you’re big, you know you are big, nothing surprises you no more, you can afford what money can buy.’
If you’re a follower of Davido on Snapchat, you’ll agree with me his snapchat account is an interesting one, From the babes, to clubs, to shopping, to the pranks he plays on his guys, to their display of wealth, gaming, weeding, drinking etc..
With the current dwindling exchange rate, it’s difficult to get it’s exact value in naira but at the rate of N250 per Dollar, the value of the watch in Naira will be about N30M.
Yesterday, Davido who’s still in London went luxury shopping with his crew, going from one Luxury shop to another. He visited about 3 – 4 luxury shops from buying wristwatches, to shoes, sneakers, belts, bags, clothes and more before heading to the club.
“If you Follow me on snapchat, you’ll be depressed, unfollow me now” – The HKN Gang leader said on snapchat while luxury shopping.
He also showed off a receipt where he spent about $24,000 in one luxury shop before heading to another!
Davido who of recent announced a possible collaboration with US rapper, young thug doesn’t want you all to feel depressed and intimidated by his wealth he displays on snapchat, so you can take to his advise.
International Grammy award winning singer Ciara, is expected to arrive Nigeria this evening for Darey’s Love Like A Movie 3 Dance party edition.
The show which will hold at the Eko Convention Centre, Eko Hotels & Suites, Victoria Island Lagos on Sunday February 28 2016 will also feature star performances from some of Nigeria’s finest artistes including Yemi Alade, Adekunle Gold, Iyanya, Sound Sultan, Zaina, Omawumi, Sammy, Olamide, Vector, Kaffy, Simi, Tolu, Blackky, Styl Plus, Jazzman Olofin, Weird MC, Kenny Black and many more.
The visit would be her second. She last visited Nigeria in December 2009 during a show with DJ Trauma, 50 Cent, Darey, Dbanj in Abuja and Uyo.
These adorable babies pictured above born are the first ‘black and white’ twins born in the UK – despite coming from the same egg.
Mum Libby Appleby, 37, was told that her unborn babies would look so similar they would need to be “marked with ink” to tell them apart.
She was however stunned when Amelia was born with dark skin, black hair and brown eyes – while her sister Jasmine has fair skin, blue eyes and mousey curls.
Amazingly, the siblings are genetically identical despite contrasting skin tones.
Mum Libby Appleby, 37, from West Rainton, County Durham, said: ‘When they were born, we were flabbergasted, even the doctors couldn’t believe it. ‘They look like they’re different races. ‘Amelia is the spitting image of her dad, while Jasmine is a mini version of me.’
Libby and partner of three years, engineer Tafadzwa Madzimbamuto, 40, found out she was pregnant in June 2014. Only three months later they were told that Libby was expecting identical twins, and it would be tough to tell them apart.
Describing the moment that she first saw the new-borns, Libby said: ‘We put them next to each other in a cot and couldn’t believe how different they were. ‘Amelia was so much darker than Jasmine, they barely even looked related.
‘Doctors told us the chances of conceiving mixed race twins are one in a million. ‘We were thrilled they were so unique.’
The identical pair are monozygotic, meaning they developed from the same zygote, which split and formed two embryos. Libby added: ‘I don’t blame strangers for thinking they aren’t sisters, because they do look nothing alike ‘The girls are just noticing the difference in their skin colour now, but they’re so wonderful and unique. ‘Looking back, it’s funny that we were worried we’d never tell them apart.’
While many people are moved by Olajumoke Orisagun’s breadseller-to-model story, Kemi Olunloyo, the daughter of a former Oyo State governor, is unimpressed by Nigeria’s hottest new model. (You Can read it here)
Apparently, the new model tried on a new hairstyle, and she looks absolutely lovely innit!
The cinema culture is fast returning at an appreciable pace after it declined in the 1990s. Today, cinemas like Ozone, Silverbird and Genesis Deluxe around the country are witnessing reasonable attendance.
While the many rediscover the joy of blockbuster movies on a big screen, there are some persons who may be hell-bent on diverting your attention from the screenplay and this can be annoying.
Jovago.com, Africa’s No 1 hotel booking portal gather some of these annoying things that Nigerians do at the cinema.
The prolific commentator
They are better commentators than Andy Gray and John Motson. However, they do not to run football commentaries but annoying movie commentaries at the cinema.
They will narrate every scene, they cannot keep their emotions under wraps and they always have something to say about the movie. They cannot simply keep their mouth shut. This kind of people can be very frustrating.
The University of Ibadan has expelled 97 students for extremely poor performance in their academics. PUNCH reports that the students failed to achieve the minimum requirement at the end of the 2015/16 academic session.
In a statement released by the university’s Registrar, Olujimi Olukoya, three of the students dropped out, while others affected were in different levels in seven different faculties. And this includes final year students.
“The Senate, at its meeting of Monday, February 1, 2016, approved that the candidates should withdraw from the university for failure to obtain the minimum academic requirements at the end of the 2014/2015 session,” the statement said.
However, the university has been ranked as the best in the country, with the University of Lagos coming second.
“Being number one in Nigeria and number one in West Africa should not be taken for granted,” the Vice-Chancellor of UI, Prof Abel Olayinka, said. “The real challenge is for us to be ranked among the top five in Africa in the next few years. This is possible given the pedigree of Ibadan over the last 68 years.”
“As we speak, we have perhaps the most highly developed postgraduate school, with easily the largest number of Master’s and Doctoral students in sub-Saharan Africa. The UI School of Business has been approved by the NUC and it is set to take off soon with her flagship MBA programme, which used to be run by our Department of Economics.
“The UI Research Foundation, set up by the immediate past Vice-Chancellor, Prof Isaac Adewole, to reposition research activities in this institution, is perhaps the first of its type in Africa,” he concluded.
Kemi Olunloyo is back after taking a break from her social media for a while. The blogger slammed Olajumoke Orisaguna as seen in the tweets below.
She also thinks Jumoke is being exploited and there is a need for her to slow down. Kemi also took a swipe at Jumoke’s Husband and Her mother.
Kemi further stated that she is unimpressed by Nigeria’s hottest new model. “Spare me the rhetoric,” Ms Olunloyo went off on Twitter, “The breadseller is no icon or role model!”“Olajumoke may even go back hawking some day. Her mom sells Pomo and Fish” she further tweeted.
TY Bello was not spared in the Twitter rant as Ms Olunloyo also dragged the singer and photographer in her outbursts. “TY Bello has NOT transformed Olajumoke’s life for GOOD,” the activist said, adding, “Nothing in life is P E R M A N E N T!”
And that’s not all. MS Olunloyo chose that occasion to drag the Yoruba, accusing them of illiteracy. See her tweets:
Poor breadseller. She has no idea they have EXPLOITED her big time. Olajumoke may even go back hawking some day. Her mom sells Pomo and Fish
Michelle Gentry, the beautiful teen daughter of popular Nollywood actress, Mercy Aigbe-Gentry, is undoubtedly one of the most fashionable celebrity teens rocking the Nigerian scene.
Michelle is one sweet kid who has got her mother’s fashionable sense flowing in her DNA.
Our cute fashion diva is known for always stepping out in eye-catching and gorgeous ensembles.
Welcome to another episode of Tale of a Virgin Cougar by inCognito Papi. I am really sorry I came really late with this episode, it has really been crazy out here, Just like Davido I was going through some Baby Mama Drama and I don’t even have a baby yet. Moreover, I have been fighting with the people stealing my ‘shit’ just like Dammykrane had izzue with Wizkid for stealing his ‘shit’, I am sure Dammykrane can tell how it feels when people steal your shit and they shine with your shit harder than you.
But I am back now sha, we can now continue. Are you new here? Or you missed some “Tale of a Virgin Cougar” classes (episodes)? You can check below for links to previous episodes
So in the last episode I said I saw my parent’s car coming when I was going to meet Mrs. Williams and you people believed it abi? If really that happened that day would have been my last day on earth, it would have been the death of me, my Dad after seeing how I turned his house to a club house will just tie me to his car and drag me round the city of Lagos, he would drag me all round Lagos and drag anybody that tries to stop him, he might even do worse sef. Let me just tell you people now, I didn’t see them when I was going to meet Mrs. Williams, I just wanted to end that episode with a silly suspense and I hope you guys enjoyed the suspense, please don’t shoot me for doing that, I won’t do it again.
As I was going to meet Mrs. Williams with a clouded mind, trying to imagine what we would talk about when I see her, I didn’t even know what to think. When you are in some situations, some critical situations, situations like this one that I am in right now, only one thing can work, what do you think can help my situation? Don’t suggest “Prayer”, yeah I know prayer is the master key, but there are some situations where prayers won’t work. What shall we say then? Shall we continue in sin, that grace may abound? Okay, I just preached but really, think about it. What would my prayer point be? Would I pray to God to help me get down safely with Mrs. Williams and Lola? Sometimes ehn I hear some peoples prayer point and I shake my head, you cannot want to sin and then be asking God to help you with it (this is a quick one for some peeps out here; I hope you really get what I am trying to say here).
So what is the one thing that could help my situation? As I was going to meet Mrs. Williams with a clouded mind and thinking was difficult for me, I just decided to consult my music playlist and reason with it, I love doing that a lot. Finding the right song to play at that moment was difficult, I scrolled from A-Z couldn’t find a song to help, I decided to go through my playlist again, finally I got a song by J. Cole “Apparently” that is the title of the song.
You know the song? The song doesn’t really fit the situation but it helped me think about many things, it is funny how deep thoughts can go when you are listening to song; it is funny how wild imaginations can run when you are listening to some songs. You don’t want to know how much I thought about before getting to Mrs. Williams place, abi you people think it is a joking sturv? You know at this point I am standing on the edge of an abyss. Have you tried to think about how this might end? Have you tried to think about how this story might end? Try and think about it now.
Getting to the hotel where Mrs. Williams and I slept, I saw Adeola at the reception again, I asked her if My Aunty was still upstairs, she said yes, “Adeola I need to see you o, I want us to talk about something” What is it we need to talk about? You remember I told you I just started setting Adeola’s P, that is why I wanted to see her again because I have to finish what I started, forget the situation I am in right now, I just have to finish what I have started with Adeola, I wouldn’t start a journey and stop before getting to my destination. Adeola told me she would be leaving work soon, I told her I was only going to see my Aunty for few minutes that she should chill for me so that we could walk together.
I said that to Adeola thinking I would just see Mrs. Williams for few minutes and talk about whatever it is she wants to talk to me about then we would leave but as I entered Mrs. Williams room I knew I was going in there for some real conversation, you know when someone tells you they need to talk to you and when you go to see them you see them seated in that kind of posture that suggests that it is going to be a long and a serious talk.
**knock knock**
She responded immediately she heard the knock. I entered the room then saw that Mrs. Williams was seated on the bed in the manner that implies that we were going to be talking about something serious and that the conversation was going to last for a while.
“How are you doing today Mrs. Williams?” I asked, maybe that is where our discussion will start from. She looked at me, by this time I was already seated on the couch beside the bed and she said she was doing fine.
“I am fine, Thank you” she said and she paused, I knew she still wanted to say some more but as she paused she put her head down like she was admiring her expensive shoes, I knew she was trying to avoid my gaze, I knew she was trying not to look my way. She wouldn’t look up again, she was acting like she had a lot to say but she was too wary to say them, I kept on looking at her, trying to know what was going on in the room, trying to figure out what she might want to talk about. A lot happened in the previous night, she was drunk, she talked about her marital issues, she cried, we kissed, and all that, maybe she is too embarrassed to talk about it all now, but how do I get her to talk?
Maybe it was because I was gazing at her, maybe that was why she couldn’t talk so I decided to look away, maybe she would be able to talk if I am not looking at her, I thought to myself. The room was quiet for a while, I was looking away and I guess she still had her head down so I looked at her direction since she wasn’t saying anything and I saw that she was looking at me, she was looking at me like she was studying me, she was staring at me like dull students stare at a Physics teacher, immediately I caught her staring at me she looked away. I began to feel like tolotolo afterwards, didn’t know where to look, you know that feeling when you know someone is staring at you and you can’t stare back? That kind of situation puts your neck in a mess as you wouldn’t know where to turn your neck to, I was just looking everywhere else in the room, couldn’t look at her side anymore and I couldn’t say something either.
Someone needs to say something, all these shy shy things won’t help, but what can I say? Let me just continue looking at the floor maybe what to say might spring out from the floor, anything is possible yeah? hehe
“So last night, I drank a little too much and I…” She paused again and looked at me; she probably wanted to see if I was looking at her now or to check the look on my face. Then, I was looking at her with interest, antedating where she was going with her dialogue, the look she met on my face must have given her go ahead as she continued talking…
“…and I can’t remember everything that happened last night, but I can remember few things” Oh interesting, she can’t remember everything that happened last night? I hope she remembers the kiss, is it time for me to say something or I should ask if she remembers the kiss. No, let me still keep quiet, she continued talking.
“I am sorry for all that might have happened that wasn’t my intention; I was only hurting too much, I didn’t mean to behave irrational”. I felt like it was time for me to say something, as I was about to say something, I interrupted what she wanted to say too, you know that kind of thing yeah? We both wanted to talk at the same time, I decided to stop and allow her talk, and she decided to stop too and allow me talk, so I said “sorry I interrupted” I said that when she tried to say something too, it was awkward at that point, she said it is fine that I could continue to say what I wanted to say. What did I want to say sef? Continue reading…
“You don’t need to be sorry for all that happened last night Mrs. Williams, I understand that you are hurting too much; I know how it can get. I have experienced such before” I said to her. She looked at me and she was a little bit confused, what do I mean I have experienced such before? But really what do I mean by that? I don’t even know what I meant sef or where the speech was heading, I was just talking. Some of us do that too, sometimes we would have said something before knowing we shouldn’t have.
She decided to ask what I meant by what I have said earlier. “When I was growing up…” I cleared my throat, re-adjusted my sitting position, I am sure she knows it was time for a long story, a true life story of how I grew up.
“When I was growing up things were tough for me and my younger brother because we had domestic problems, My Dad used to come home drunk and misbehave, sometimes he would beat my Mom up, he had all sorts of bad behaviour, he was a womanizer then but I thank God for his life now, he is a changed Man now and a great Dad.” I said that to not make the story all tragedy, because I was getting all sad and shit but I have to finish the story, was I even telling her a true life story or I was just giving her another tale, let me just continue with the story I was telling her.
“I knew how much my Mom was hurting, I knew all the drama she went through, I knew about the battle because we were all she has and I was very close to her when I was growing up, she was my best friend, she is still my best friend.” I looked at her; she was looking at me like I was telling her one very sad story, even me the story-teller sef was doing like someone who remembered one bad past experience.
When she heard my Mom was my best friend and she is still my best friend, she said “Wish I could be closer to my son too, but he had little time with me while he was growing up, I was always away about work, the relationship between us is not very smooth, I am just trying to work my way back to his life now, that is why I come to see him more often in school now and do all he wants for him”.
I didn’t know what to say about what she said, so I was just looking, waiting for her to continue, I was quiet for a moment so she continued talking, “I know you probably think different of me now because of all I am going through, because you have seen me cry or because we shared a kiss last night, yeah I remember we kissed last night, I am not a drunkard neither am I a cougar, it is just what I am going through, my plan was not that we would sleep in the same place but I guess it was bound to happen, I thought about a lot while you were away” what was she thinking while I was away? She kept talking, by this time, she didn’t care if I was looking at her or nah, and she just wanted to spill all on her mind. “I know about our age difference, I know you are probably same age with my son, but I love the way you make me feel when I am with you, the way you look at me, the things you say to me, the way you soothe me makes me want to be around you more, the songs you played for me before I slept off last night, it is just like another world for me when you are here with me, I remembered asking you if you have a girlfriend last night and you told me No, I know what I want from you wouldn’t be hard for you because I don’t want much”
What does she want from me? me I was sha there loving all she was saying, so I was just seated there feeling myself, “I will love to see you more often, I will love to hang out with you more, I will love to be closer to you, I am not asking you to be in a relationship with me, I am not asking you to be my gigolo, I just want you to be available for me, I just want you to be there for me, I just want to be the one I can run to” So this is what she wants from me, what do you think about that?
“You make me feel better, you kiss me better that is why I want more of you, I would be denying myself happiness if I hide these things, I hope you understand that I have not done this before and this is hard for me, but I just want to be happy again, I just want to give myself the chance to live again, I am just feeling this way because of all I am going through, I just want to stop hurting, this might be wrong but it definitely feels good and I am ready to loosen up”. You see what Mr. Williams has caused? Seen how much damage he’s caused? This is one thing some men, some guys, some boys don’t understand, the damage you cause when you hurt a woman that loves you so much is more than what I can write about, to you it might be a little thing but to her it is much obliteration.
“Can I ask you something?” She asked if she could ask me a question, I knew the question was going to be a tough one but I told her she could ask me, can you guess the question?
“How do you feel about me?” like I knew the question would be a tough one but I got to answer it. But what do I say? How do I feel about Mrs. Williams? Let me just tell her nothing but the truth. How do I tell her I feel about her, should I just tell her another story?
“I wouldn’t lie to you and I will tell you how I truly feel about you” You can lie about everything but never lie about how you feel about someone, Don’t play with people’s emotion, don’t be dishonest, you don’t have to lie to get in her heart or in her pant, you don’t have to lie to get in his heart, you don’t have to say you are a virgin before he can love you. A relationship built on lies doesn’t lead anywhere other than the back seat at a Cinema where you press breast or suck on some un-chewable banana, I am just trying to say it wouldn’t lead to you guys saying “I Do” in front of a congregation, in the presence of a priest, even if you are the smart type like me one day you will get caught, LOL. Say the truth today and it shall set you free. Try it today, tell that babe you have been lying to how you truly feel, tell that Nigga you’ve been lying to how you truly feel and see what happens after but I am not responsible for whatever happens after though.
I continued with my answer to Mrs. Williams question, “The first night I saw you, I thought God sent me a helper, I have always been having thoughts of meeting a sugar mummy, I thought God sent me one, I told you that night I sauntered round the school looking for love then I met you, felt like you were the one I was meant to meet that night, I know you are the one I was meant to meet that night because I am glad I met you, yes I understand that you are not a cougar, I understand all you are going through, I told you I knew about all my Mom went through when she was in your shoes, I am just glad I can make you happy and make you feel better and I wouldn’t want that to stop” as I was saying all these words, I would look at her for a fleeting moment then look away or look down.
How far with what I just said? Did I try? Or I could have done better? Mrs. Williams seemed mollified with what I just said. “Thanks for being a sweet young man; can you send those songs you were playing last night to me now? I will love to listen to them as I am going home and anytime I am alone or something” she asked as she gave me her phone.
I was sending the songs to her phone when her phone rang and the name that showed on the screen was “Omolola My Daughter”. “Who is calling me?” she asked when she heard her phone ring. I said “your daughter”. “Oh Omolola, that is my niece” I handed her the phone and she answered the call.
Lola must have told her she would be coming to her house later in the day as Mrs. Williams said “I will be home by then, make sure you come oo, don’t do like last week”. She ended the call and she started gisting me about her Niece “Omolola”, thinking I don’t know her, she told me she is also a UNILAG student, she told me her class and her department and that is she not just a niece, she is also her daughter as they have a very tight bond between them, and I was listening to the stale gist like “ehn hn, are you serious? She is in my school too? She is like your daughter, oh wow” not like I was saying it out o, that was what the look on my face was portraying.
After gisting me about Lola, she asked if the songs were still sending then I checked my phone and saw that they were completed, as I told her it was completed she checked her time “Oh Shit, I should be on my way home now, my Daughter will be coming soon and my Son might come too”
She said as she was putting her phone is her already packed bag and the bag I went to bring for her earlier was beside her. “I’ll call you when I get home, will you be going back to school today?” she asked me.
Yes I will be going back to school that day after we clean up the mess at home, Mrs. Williams stood up, I knew she was ready to leave so I stood up too, I was going to help her carry the other bag I brought earlier that was beside her, so I moved towards her, she probably thought I was coming for something else as she opened her arms for hug. Looking at the ample bosom in chest I was glad she offered to hug me, I wouldn’t dull that kind of moment, so I hugged her too, it was one of those types of tight hugs. Since we were both standing, the feel of her ample bosoms on my dry chest made my snot rocket lift off and it was shooting directly towards her chuff, I am used to grabbing ass when I hug someone that tight but hello! It is Mrs. Williams, can I grab her ass? No, I just moved my hands slightly below her waist, God! Grabbing Mrs. Williams ass would have been bliss, that thought made me a harder guy, I hope you get that.
I don’t know what Mrs. Williams was thinking while we hugged, but she held on tight, the hug stopped and we looked at each other for a while, we were looking at each other from a kissable distance, and you know we just stopped hugging, so are we going to kiss and fall back to bed and maybe do that thing? No.
“Wish I could spend more time with you but I have to go now” she said to me while we were still standing also the koboko under me was still standing, like he was ready to whip. Being hard like that the look on my face was desperately romantic. She was looking at me in my eyes; I kept that look on my face, praying she doesn’t look down so that she wouldn’t notice the fat I cracked in my trousers.
Mrs. Williams gave me all those “I don’t want to go but I have to go now attitudes” and it was cool with me, she has to go back to her house, her matrimonial home and me too I have to go back to my Father’s house and put it back in the condition my Dad left it or else, you already know what will happen to me.
Finally, we stepped out. I carried the bag I helped her bring from the car and her handbag was with her, you know the make of her handbag? Hermes Birkins, she was carrying the original version of Aunty Linda’s bag, but Aunty Linda said hers is also original yeah? Ok, she is carrying like Aunty Linda’s bag and she was carrying the bag like it was nothing, and me I was just there thinking “Please Come O, is this not the bag Aunty Linda wanted to kill herself for on IG that this woman is carrying like it is nothing?” LOL please o I am not taking shots at Aunty Linda Ikeji o.
Yeah, Mrs. Williams is rich, you know. When we got to the reception, I saw that Adeola was not there, I took longer than I expected, she must have gotten tired of waiting, Adeola leaving was not even the problem, the problem was how I was going to walk down my street coming out of the hotel with an older woman, when it is not my mother, even if My Mom and I stepped out of a hotel some people might still think, abi something is going on between this Mother and Son ni.
You know the way Nigerians look at you when you just step out or drive out of a hotel or a guest house, they will look at you like one adulterous fellow and give this “well done o, onishekushe” look. I wouldn’t have been bothered if we were not in my street, but we were in my street and the hotel was very close to my house, you can bet that almost everybody that sees me coming out of that place by that time with that kind of woman I was with will know me and they probably talk to my parents.
If you live in a street filled with Yoruba Women you will understand this better, not only Yoruba woman sha just that the Yoruba women gossip game is A+. So how will I get out of that place without having my gist spread all around the street before my parents come back, My Mom will just come back and be hearing her son’s gist up and down.
Mrs. Williams must have noticed something was wrong with me, she must have noticed the reluctance I was feeling, “why are you looking like that? Is everything alright?” she asked me. Immediately I changed my look, I didn’t know what was going on my mind was affecting my look, by this time we were few close to the gate.
I said to her, frankly “I don’t want some women in this street to see me coming out of a hotel with you, they might be thinking the wrong thing and most of them talk to my parent”. Lying wouldn’t have fixed anything and at that time I couldn’t think of a lie, by the way I don’t want to be lying to Mrs. Williams, lies will only mess things up for us, but is she asks if I know Lola and Elliot, I am gonna lie about that, do you know why? Or you don’t know why? If you don’t know you will still know as the story goes on.
“Oh, I understand, can you drive?” she asked me, she didn’t even wait for me to answer, I guess she assumed I will know how to drive, “why don’t you just go bring my car here, I am going to wait at the reception then I will drive out and drop you along” she said.
That is a better plan, she gave me her car key and then she went back to wait at the reception. Since it was only me, I ruggedly stepped out and the hotel and I was walking fast to get the car, while I was going I saw Mummy Sade towards me. Mummy Sade is my Mom’s friend, her house is like 5 houses from ours she is like of those women that loves correcting/training/chastising other people’s children while their own children’s life will be spoiling. I know a few guys sleeping with Sade and she is not even 18 yet and some guys have even aborted for her, but Mummy Sade wouldn’t know she would be busy looking at other people’s children.
“E karo(good morning) Ma” I greeted her and she answered me, I was already going and she called me back, she asked if my parents her back, I told her no, was about going when she said “wa (come)”. She looked serious now, I knew she wants to start with her behaviour, ofofo(gossip)n is about to begin, she said “is it not the hotel you just got out from, iwo omo yi, kiloun wa kiri(you this child, what are you looking for?)
“aww No ma, My Aunty just got back from Kaduna last night, my Mummy’s younger sister, and she couldn’t stay at home because they my neighbour threw party overnight”. I said to her, she acted like she believe partially, she said “sha becareful” and she kept moving.
I went to get Mrs. Williams car and drove back to the hotel, when I driving back to the hotel, I saw that Mummy Sade was seated outside one shop almost opposite the hotel, she saw me when I wanted to drive in, with the way she was looking at me I knew she was seated at that shop because of gossip.
I drove in and went to call Mrs. Williams, I gave her and keys and we both went into the car. She was driving, as we were leaving the hotel, Mrs. Williams saw that shop and she said she would love to buy recharge card from there, Mummy Jumoke was still sitting outside like gbeborun.
Mrs. Williams parked in front of the shop, and since she had told me what she wanted to buy, I asked if they sell airtime there while seated in this car, Mummy Sade was looking scrupulously at the car and trying to see inside, the other woman inside the car said she has airtime, I turned to Mrs. Williams to ask for how much recharge card she wanted, then she gave me 6k from her Hermes Birkin bag to buy the airtime, so I told the woman to bring four of #1,500 recharge card, when the woman went to bring it, Mummy Sade said “shey Aburo Mummy e to so lekan ye leleyi (is this your Mom’s sister you talked about)?” she was asking looking at me, I knew Mrs. Williams will hear what she said so immediately I looked at Mrs. Williams and I gave her this “oh well I said it” look and what Mrs. Williams did burst my brain.
I answered Mummy Sade, I told her yes, Mrs. Williams got into action and she began to speak Yoruba with the Mummy Sade, she was even the first to greet her, her Yoruba was smooth though, the way she was greeting Mummy Sade and the way she took the handled the whole scene made me like her more, I mean she just covered my ass like Niggas covers each other’s asses.
The woman gave the cards to me, and Mrs. Williams brought out another phone from her bag different from the one I sent songs to earlier, she told me to load the card on the phone and I should also take one, “My husband doesn’t know I have this phone, it is the one I called you with, it is what I will be calling you with” it was then I understood why she told me earlier that the number might not be reachable again.
“I liked what you did back there” I said to her, appreciating her for really acting like my Aunty while we were at that shop, I told her how ugly street gossips could get, “Yeah, I get it, it was fun for me though, I felt like an actress back there, but why did you tell her I came all the way from Kaduna, I’ve never been to that side?” We both laughed about it. It was time for me to get down from her car and walk to my house.
“I will call you when I get home, you take care of yourself” She said to me, I alighted from the car and she drove off and I went back to my house.
We have come to the end of this episode; you see I did not end it with any suspense, LOL. I cannot but hope you enjoy this episode like you have been enjoying the previous episodes and if you don’t enjoy this episode believe me you will enjoy the 13th Episode.
Once again, I am really sorry for coming late with this episode, I hope y’all haven’t lost interest yet? Alright, some people has been coming to me, some wants me to publish this story, some wants me to sell it, while some are stealing the story, that is why I took the break to figure out what to do. I hope you all understand that, Thank You.
So, I will love to know, will y’all like me to publish this story? Depends on the response I get. You can reach me on Twitter/Instagram: @inCognitoPapi.
Episode 13 drops sooner than you expect, till then stay amazing!
Written By inCognito Papi [don’t forget to follow me on Twitter/Instagram: – @inCognitoPapi Bless!!!]
Peter of PSquare has broken his silence on reports of his fight with Telecom Giant, GLO which apparently, may have caused him and his twin to lose their ambassadorial contract with the Telecom Coy.
Recall we brought you news few days ago on how GLO has refused to renew PSquare’s contract as the company’s ambassador.
According to reports, the decision was due to a shameful drama that ensued between Peter Okoye and representatives of GLO during the grand finale of his popular dance TV show “Dance With Peter”.
It was said Peter didn’t handle the show well. He brought in Akon, held up recording of the finale for hours, insisted on things that were not part of the contract with Glo as the sole sponsor of the show and overreacted by insulting Glo in the process.
All of this is coupled with the ongoing feud between him and his brothers Paul and Jude Okoye. Peter took to his Twitter handle at about 12 midnight last night to address the allegation.
Read what he wrote below. When a fan told him to take things easy, Peter replied saying it wasn’t about Psquare.
Star Boy, Wizkid has no comment on the rumours going rounds about his second baby mama, Binta.
When asked by an HipTV interview to talk on the rumours that he has a Lover, the singer put his two hands together, smiled, hugged the interviewer and walked away.
This happened after he spoke on his forthcoming mixtape/EP.
Fresh off Davido’s Global deal with Sony Music, FADER interview and multi-million Naira Rolex Wrist-watches, OBO has announced his new collaboration with American rapper, Young Thug.
As fans are waiting for Davido to release new music, the singer has given a probable date for the release of his single with Young Thug.
In his new post on social media, the single is scheduled for release this coming week! Checkout his tweet below;
Davido, in 2015 surprised Africa when he collaborated with American rapper, Meek Mill which costed him $200,000. Who knows how much the arguably best artiste in Africa, Davido has paidYoung Thug for his new single with him?
D’Banj is one of the most humble celebrities we have in Nigeria, despite being bashed by fans and criticised by many, D’banj has never for once insulted a fan via social media.
A fan asked the “Emergency” crooner, D’banj about his talent on instagram, but, D’banj displayed maturity instead of taking the fan’s comment personal.
The fan asked; ”My brother no hitz again? What’s happening with your talent?” D’Banj finds the comic side of the question and asked the fan to Google his latest single, “Emergency.”
Hermes Birkin: The handbag that is worth more than gold. Yes, it is worth more than gold. Ever since the bag was created some 35 years ago, the value of the Hermes Birkin has gone up 500 per cent.
So what makes it such a good investment? What makes a Birkin bag so very desirable and valuable?
Hermes is the only luxury company that has not moved into mass production. Hermes uses only the very best animal skins.
Each bag is handmade by skilled artisans in France who can easily spend 18 hours stitching together each one. Some more expensive versions are even made with diamond decorations and they take longer to make.
Of course it depends on the handbag but if you are lucky enough to own a Hermes Birkin you are in the money.
Consider the evidence. Since Hermes created the Birkin 35 years ago ( the bag has gone up in value by 500 per cent, which is a far better performance than the stock market and even gold, the quintessential investment commodity.
One analysis showed that between 1980 and 2015 gold returned an average annual increase of 1.9 per cent. The stock market returned an average increase of 8.65 per cent but Birkin bags trounced them all. They increased in value each year by 14.2 per cent.
It’s all good buying a designer ripoff until you’re standing next to someone with the real thing. Eventually you can spot the difference but if you’re confident that it’s a great fake and ethically you don’t have a problem buying from the black market, then you’ve got every reason to don the latest “it” handbag.
Ultimately, this does bring us back to the upkeep of buying the latest trendy bag each season which means over ten years you’ve bought lots of cheap imitation bags.
I totally agree with the quote in The Amy Vanderbilt Complete book of Etiquette, 1952 “Although every woman’s fashion budget will differ, there is one rule that applies to everyone: it is better to buy fewer but better things”.
I got this Karen Millen bag in 2009 (it was 170 pounds sterling at the time)and wear it so often, the compliments still keep coming.
My Word: To look rich, you’re better off opting for a classic leather design from your favourite designer, and keep it for life.
You’ll feel better knowing it’s the real deal. Be smart about this purchase and buy from a discount designer site or sample sale.
If it’s a very big purchase for you, consider it your “signature” handbag for life, which will define your personal style.
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