5. Onions:

Thank goodness this list is in no particular order else i’d have had a hard time deciding if garlic or onions should come first.

Another serial relationship-murderer is the onion. I learnt this has something to do the sulfur content, but whatever it is, stay away from onions if you ever want to get married.

6. Fufu:

This very smelly staple has the god-given ability to make you potentially undateable. I don’t even need to write an epistle on this.

You can’t be a Nigerian and not know the stench of “fufu” can wake the dead. If “fufu” is this potent, just imagine what manner of disgust it is capable of awakening in the heart of your date.

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