Pick boogers From nose and flick them onto walls across the room.

This has become a game to see just how far I can get one to go. I don’t want to brag, but 10 feet is child’s play to me.

Take shamelessly long showers while singing.

Normally ladies are very environmentally conscious, but sometimes this is necessary. And sometimes it’s also necessary to pee while showering because you don’t want to get the toilet seat all wet and you really have to go. Wow, it feels so good to finally say it out loud.

Do anything you can think of naked.

The more mundane the better. Some ideas to get you started: making coffee, cleaning out the cat box, paying bills, vacuuming, hanging curtains.

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