A young man was planning his wedding. The couple was swamped with preparations, so the groom had to ask his father for help.
“Dad, I have a favor to ask of you. I don’t have the time to do this, so can you call all my friends and invite them to the wedding? Here is the list.”
“Sure thing, son.”
At the day of the wedding the indignant son approaches his father.
“Dad, I asked you to call all my friends!”
“That’s what I did.”
“There were 50 names on the list, but only 15 are here!”
“Son, I called everyone, every single one on that list. I told all 50 the same thing: that I was calling on your behalf, that you were going through a hard time and needed some help and support. Then I asked them to come to this place at this time. So don’t you worry, son, all of your friends are right here with you.”
Female final year student of Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Miss Veronica Ezeh Chioma, died of gas explosion last week in her off campus apartment.
Good friends of the deceased who was studying Biochemistry have described her as a very friendly and intelligent person that loved to carry friends along on general issues affecting their interests.
She was already recuperating…only to die a week after. May her soul rest in peace.
An eyewitness had this to say “she was very pretty and elegant, it all happened so fast.. When I heard the explosion I thought it was thunder, only for me to come out of my Room and behold the sight, her room was on fire!! RIP dear .”
Pastor Mrs Folu Adeboye, wife of the General Overseer of Redeemed Christian Church of God, Enoch Adeboye – is presently in SA for a Christian event tagged ‘Feast of Esther’.
She attended a church gathering today dressed in a traditional South African attire.
Mummy G.O (as she’s fondly called), posted the photo on her Facebook page, captioning: “And unto the Jews I became as a Jew, that I might gain the Jews.(1 Corinthians 9:20a). And to the South Africans, I became South African.”
Bread seller turned model, Olajumoke Orisaguna has abandoned the first modelling agency she was signed to immediately after her discovery by celebrity photographer TY Bello.
According to Onobello, Olajumoke’s lawyer Olayemi Adesuyan has legally broken every bond she has with the Bolajo Fawehinmi led Few Model Management.
The model according to sources has now being signed on by Beth Model Management owned by Elohor Aisien which is expected to take over her portfolio from now on.
Jumoke lawyer’s reason for taking her off Few Models was due to incompetency on the part of modelling agency in the handling of the 27-year-old model’s portfolio as the reason for the decamping.
They also claimed that the agency did not get the mother of two any lucrative contract since they signed her on.
It was believed that the agency did not tap into the media sensation of Olajumoke’s story.
Beth Models has being in the modeling business for over 12 years while Few Models has an experience of a year in the job.
Beth Models is the organizer of the yearly Elite Model Look.
Proud singer and mother, Kelly Rowland, has been married to her manager, Tim Witherspoon for two years now.
To mark their anniversary, she took to her social media page and wrote:
“I think I like the sound of your song, and I think I’m gonna sing it forever”
-Anita Baker
“Giving You The Best That I’ve Got”
I love you Mr.’Spoon!
XO
HAPPY2ND
Some internet users are having mixed feelings after a video surfaced of a 6-month-old Florida baby struggling to swim as her mother watches on.
The two-minute video, uploaded to Facebook by user Dov, shows the baby girl in a yellow dress being lured out into a pool.
She plunges in and her head goes under, but neither of the adults step in to help her. Instead, they watch as she struggles and ends up floating on her back.
The video — which had been viewed more than 700,000 times by Monday morning — has drawn both anger and praise online.
It’s very evident that the world has now taken turn in such a way that S*X is now the thing invoke among youths.
In recent time, the concept of relationship has been wrongly interpreted by guys specifically that they boast and receive appraisal from friends when they get laid.
However, to some guys, kitty-cat is the motive behind their going into relationships, that’s why they act like their world revolve around it, thereby walk-bouncing the street and bragging to their friends when a lady fails prey to them. Without wasting time,
We shall discuss the shameful things guys do after getting under the skirt of ladies, (and in some cases their supposed girlfriends)
1) They Brag When In The Midst Of Friends
Guys who act this way are nothing but scum in my personal opinion. I don’t know why some guys are so dumb that something done in secret becomes a public issue.
Few weeks ago, I was in Ado-Ekiti when a lady visited me. Gbaaaaam !!!!
I locked ourselves up for nearly four hours, and when she was about going,
I took a few minutes walk with her half way and after returning back, see as my guys begin hail and even congratulated me like say my Bet9ja ticket click.
They were asking if I actually did it, and I was like ‘whaatdaafccck’ is that? Some guys will even lie even if they never did it. This is just to boast their ego
2) They Show to Their friends Already Used Condoorrrm
Some of them are even dumb and immature that they will take their friends to their room and show to them the already used condom so that their friends will not think they are telling lies.
3) They Snap Pictures
I have no atom of respect for guys who involve in this silly act. I just can’t but shake my head for guys who are guilty of this act. Few months ago, one dumb guy in my villa was showing to his friends the selfie taken during the deed.
This is nothing but the greatest height of stupidity and immaturity at PhD level.
United States of America Presidential aspirant, Donald Trump claims new London mayor Sadiq Khan would be an ‘exception‘ to his ban on Muslims entering the US.
The billionaire’s latest claim comes five months after he sparked international fury by proposing a ban on Muslims entering the US until authorities could “figure out what’s going on“.
This week Mr Khan hit out at the presidential hopeful, saying he would have to pay a visit to the US as mayor before Mr Trump had the chance to block him, the Daily Mirror reports.
Asked by the New York Times how the ban would affect the new London mayor, Mr Trump said there would “always be exceptions“.
The presumptive Republican candidate said he was “happy” voters had chosen Mr Khan, a practising Muslim, adding that it would be a “very good thing” if he is successful in the role.
Made Men Music Artiste – Tekno unleashes a highly creative and entertaining video for his recently released single – “Where“. The Audio was produced by fellow label mate and highly talented producer, Selebobo.
Famous Nigerian nudist, Maheeda who has been all over Nigerian social media with her nudes gushed over how well behaved her 15 year old daughter is.
She wrote:
Any type of woman, holly woman , Virgin woman, Mad woman, porn woman, prostitute etc … Gets respect from a man welled trained by a woman…. If you have no respect for women, your mum didn’t do her homework well enough… Is funny how u think I’m a bad mother but you can’t find my child on line insulting any body for any reason… #XMother of the second ? you don’t have to agree with me … But I hav spoken ?️ happy mums day …
Actress Funke Akindele, is far from happy at the moment as she says she is tired of writing, playing lead roles and also assisting director in her popular comedy TV show, Jenifa’s Diary.
The award-winning actress, who recently opened up on challenges of being a comedienne, said:
“We have actually filmed the 5th season but we are airing the fourth right now and we would soon begin shooting the sixth season.
“I must confess that I am tired because it is not easy writing, playing the lead character, assisting the director and also supervising the whole project.
“It is not easy writing a comedy script but each time I want to put it to rest, people tell me that the last season was lovely and they keep asking what would be happening in seasons to come.
They still want to see more because everyone loves Jenifa.
I believe that Jenifa is a brand that has come to stay because we use her as a vessel to pass messages across to young people.
“I don’t see Jenifa’s Dairy coming to an end [but] being an actor/actress is not easy not to talk of being a comedian/comedienne.
It is really difficult to think of something fresh and new. When I started Jenifa’s Diary, I knew I had to start the story afresh because some people did not see the movie.
“I was concerned about how I was going to do something totally different from the movie.
When it was time to shoot Season 2, I felt I had to move away from what I did in Season 1 and that was the same dilemma I faced in Season 3″, she stressed.
Few days ago, there were reports that the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) picked up Tee Billz for questioning…New new reports over the issue has finally emerged.
The agency has squashed such reports saying there is no substance in it.
Vanguard reached out to a spokesperson for the agency, Michelle Ofoyeju who said that it is not the business of the agency to arrest drug users.
“There is no substance in the story that NDLEA invited or arrested Tee Billz. The agency cannot be dragged into their marital crisis. We do not arrest drug abusers, what we do is to recommend them for counselling and rehabilitation. The drug user is also a victim of drug trafficking.” she said.
How cool is this?! While the singer has been on her formation tour from one city to another, these college graduates literally stood in Formation in honour of Beyonce.
The had the formation letters written on their graduation hats. Super cool mehn!
The Nigerian Army in Ondo State have apprehended a fake soldier, Dokio Olotu. Dokio was apprehended for impersonating a military officer for so many years.
The sad part is that the man has not only been parading himself as a military officer, he has also been terrorizing the people of the community where he lives.
Items recovered from him include, a military camouflage, a military hat, and a pair of jungle boots. He will be handed over to the right authorities for further investigation.
You women out here like to f-ck with married man I hate to tell you boo you lose. Sure you are the other woman which is basically call the cumm dump Old faithful and guess what he lies to you honey. Any May that’s Mary and he cheats on his wife and his wife does not know girl you look like a damn fool.
If your man sheet so you and you know he has another woman and you’re still there girl you are so smart. You know why he has because he has the cum dump to dump in it saves you and your pu**y time!!
He is still paying your bills you don’t have to talk to him cook for him clean for him wash his clothes and you can still do you now if that’s not a smart bitch who has invested 5 to 10 years in him and all he did was go f-ck somebody and call itself in a relationship or whatever girl bye he is miserable as a motherf-cker LOL and the moment he finds out she has someone else he’ll come crawling back by the time you have that cage get your mind right and all of them may even have your eyeball on something new a grand prize and you’ll leave them right on his stomach that’s when you leave!!
Bitch you don’t leave the benefits are you crazy leave his as-s when he comes crawling back not when he’s proud for you to go hold your shit until it’s time!! Y’all fu-k your friends man too… No respect or self respect –
So, A doctor on facebook shared her experience. A nagging, disrespectful wife provokes her husband into slapping her, and unfortunately it results into blindness. Domestic violence is a very dangerous trend to follow.
Read Below:
Her presenting complain was inability to see with the left eye of two days duration following a slap from her husband, I wasn’t happy but had to be calm because the young man was also in the consulting room, after examination it was obvious that she was blind in that eye. The husband wasn’t happy and I could see tears rolling down his cheeks even as he tried to hide it from me, so I decided to ask the reason.
In his own words ” Dr. I love my wife so much and we’ve been married for 3years and this is the first time i am hitting her, she has pushed me to the wall and almost through it, she doesn’t respect me, slaps me and raise her voice at the slightest provocation even in the public not minding where we are or who is around ” because you are a fool,” his wife cuts in……….
“He stood and walked out of the consulting room without saying a word. The wife followed him with showers of insults not minding she was in a hospital. How did we get here? Who do I blame? Is the man a beast for slapping his wife no matter the reason? Is this violence against women or men? No matter the circumstance it’s better to walk away than to raise your hands against a woman.”
Juliana Okoli, a businesswoman, told a Jikoyi Customary Court on Tuesday in Abuja that she was tired of living with her husband because he ‘bed wets’.
The woman made this known when she testified in a divorce petition before the court.
According to the News Agency of Nigeria, Juliana said, “I am tired of living in the same house with him because he always ‘bed wets’.
“When he wakes up in the middle of the night and is feeling cold because of the urine on the bed, he places my cloths on the urine to protect himself from the cold.”
Juliana also said that her husband was a drunk.
According to her:
“My husband is also a drunk; whenever he drinks, he bed wets even many more times before morning and when I talk to him about it, he starts beating me.
“He sometimes chases me and our children out of the house in the middle of the night. My husband has left all the financial responsibility of the family to me; he does not even know how much the children are paying as school fees.”
She added, “Even the house we are living in, I built it with my money. Whenever he wants to drink and has no money, he would just walk into my shop beat me up, destroy my show glass, take my money and run away.”
The complainant prayed the court to grant the divorce and give her custody of her children.
However, her husband, Okoli, an electrician, denied most of the allegations, but admitted that he urinate on the bed sometimes
He said, “I don’t urinate on the bed all the time, only sometimes. I also give my children money sometimes; just yesterday, I gave them N2,000 for their school fees.”
The President of the court, Labaran Gusau, advised Okoli to settle with his wife, and adjourned report of settlement or hearing in the case till May 16.
Remember the Ghanaian Boxer who said he wasn’t gon rest till he bleaches his skin till his completely white because he “Hates Black Skin”?? – Remember?
Anyways, Before and after pictures of the 35 year old infamous boxer has leaked online.
Recall he made the shocking revelation in an interview video made available to VibeGhana.com, saying that he took the advice of his wife to bleach his skin to look like a German. “My wife told me to bleach myself so we can look like German people”
Wife of the Governor of Lagos State, Bolanle Ambode, has condemned domestic violence, which of course has continued to rear its ugly head in the state and across the country.
She made the denunciation in Alausa, Ikeja, against the backdrop of Lekan Shonde, who allegedly beat his wife, Ronke, to death at their Egbeda home last week.
Mrs. Ambode lamented that domestic violence in the form of assault on wife, child-battering and other forms of uncivilized behavior against women and children, seemed to have got fresh fancy from some men, who are still living in the primitive times.
She described as totally unacceptable, a situation where a man would callously turn his wife to a punching bag on the flimsy excuse that the helpless woman had either insulted him or refused to carry out his orders. In her words:
“How do you explain a situation where the man you married and one who claims to love you, would descend so heavily on you at the slightest provocation. If he is not complaining about delayed dinner, it is another flimsy excuse that is not tenable anywhere. They do it every now and then even to the extent of killing the helpless woman. For how long will this go on?”
The visibly distraught wife of the governor, advised any woman who found herself in an abusive relationship to retrace her steps when possible, so that she could live to tell her own story.
She rejected the common and well-worn excuse of societal stigmatization of women who abandoned unpleasant marriages, retorting that when the woman dies in such a cruel marriage, what then does the society say? According to her,
“Many victims of domestic violence become victims of their own psychological realities. The world of these women is lonely, isolated and filled with fear, with no emotional outlet whatsoever. Sadly, victims wait until it is too late”.
She advised that, we should cease to treat domestic violence as a case of “family affair” and such do not become involved. The fact that our society is patriarchal and values sanctions by culture is not enough reason for this epidemic called Domestic Violence.
Speaking further, she said domestic abuse should be moved from being viewed as a social problem to being viewed as a criminal justice issue. Mrs Ambode commiserated with all victims of domestic violence, including families of those that died, urging any woman going through such troubled marriages to approach the state’s Office of the Public Defender, Ministry of Justice, Ministry of Youth & Social Development or the Ministry of Women Affairs and Poverty Alleviation for legal assistance at no cost.
Nigerian comedian, AY Makun is one of the most successful stand-up comedians in Nigeria, but a personal account of his life has revealed his rough beginning which is in contrast with his current world of possibilities.
Read the brief testimony of Nigerian ace comedian and organiser of the AY Live show, Ayo Makun:
In December 1999 when my dad passed, It was difficult to take over his position as the first son. It became even more difficult when my mum decided to join him in no time.
Embracing the reponsibilities of taking care of my four sisters and two baby brothers wasn’t the best message to preach to a waiting landlord whose rent must be paid in due time. The combination of being a big brother and father came with a price that kept me in Delta State University for 9 years as a student.
Apart from the non-negotiable Christian upbringing from my parents, my dad always drilled me, and made me tough. He taught me how to be a strong independent young man. How to carry my siblings along as a leader of purpose. Though it wasn’t an easy journey for me or any of my younger ones, as we all struggled together. But hope was like the sun, which casts the shadows of our burden behind us.
I never stopped dreaming that one day our story would change and take each and everyone of us towards the direction of success. Apart from thanking God for all He has done for me as successful comedian, this is just my way of also saying “I AM PROUD” of my baby brothers @lanremakun of Lanre Makun Events and @yomicasual (the Fashion Designer) for embracing and indulging the paths that is beginning to position them as individual brands in their respective endeavours.
Above all, you guys must bear in mind that the only way to continue the journey to success, is to remain focused.
Humility is the true key to succeed in life. Eradicate every form of arrogance and self-indulging trap that will halt your blessings from God. See you at the top.
My name is not Ben Bruce, but I just want to share my thoughts. Lol #nobodyweynofittomakeam
In anticipation for his upcoming comedy shows in Birmingham, Manchester and London on May 27, 29 & 30th, popular Nigerian comedian, Bovi presents a new hilarious skit titled, “The Suicide Negotiator.”
Bovi as a policeman sent to save the lives of two women, played by Isabella Davinzo and Dorcas Shola Fapson. They are both looking for ‘someone’ and Bovi happily volunteers himself. It was directed by Asurf Oluseyi.
My name is Tokunbo, and i have been married for 3years now with a baby girl but immediately after my wife gave birth, she conceived again in less than 3 months but she wasn’t comfortable about the idea and what people will say, so we decided to abort the baby and then we started taking injection for prevention.
Now that we are ready for close to 18 months now, she has not been able to conceive since. meanwhile my daughter got sick and we took her to the hospital for treatment where we discover she has genotype SS, i was really confuse because before we agreed to get married we actually went for medical test that said i was AA and she was AS, then we agreed to marry each other. still confuse i had to take the test again to confirm if probably the bay wasn’t mine but to my greatest shock i turn out to be AS. As i write to you now more than a million things is flowing in my mind. please kindly keep my identity discreet because i haven’t informed anybody…. what should i do.
It has been gathered that late Ronke Shonde’s secret lover has apologised to the killer husband after the ugly incident.
According to The Nation, the alleged secret lover begged for forgiveness.
This was revealed by Sholuki, who’s Executive Director, Campaign against Impunity and Domestic Violence who said:
“Even as we were coming to the police command, he has spoken with his mother-in-law to notify her that he has surrendered.”
The woman told him that he has done very well for her family and that though they were pained, they have forgiven him and he should not think of suicide again.
“He also called his wife’s lover and told him he hoped he was happy now that he has destroyed his home. The man begged for forgiveness.
“When information came to us about what has happened, we told him to come out for the law to take its course. We have known him for a long time and he is not a violent person.
“We want justice. We are demanding a medical examination to ascertain what really happened. He is a family man. He cherishes his wife and says very pleasant things about her. All we want is justice. If scientific evidence proofs he killed his wife, then, he should go in for it. But what we do not like is his being condemned even before autopsy result comes out,” said Sholuki.
Meanwhile, the Lagos State Police Commissioner Fatai Owoseni had ordered that alleged wife killer, Lekan Shonde be detained at the homicide unit, State Criminal Investigation and Intelligence Department (SCIID), Panti-Yaba.
Lekan was alleged to have beaten his wife, Ronke Shonde to death on Thursday night, after which he ran away, locking their two kids in the house with the deceased’s corpse on the ground. He later turned himself in.
On Air Personality, Tosyn Bucknor and her French husband, Aurelien Boyer, had their white wedding in France over the weekend. Recall, they had their traditional wedding in Lagos last November.
?️ happy mums day …
