3. The Money Doublers
If these ones don see you with babe, na so dem go double the fare. Let’s assume the normal fare is N50, the moment they see you standing at the junction with a lady, they know you are most likely to pay for her fare, hence, they will doubles the pride because they know that mostly guys will shamefully not beat down the price.

One day, na so I escort my babe go my junction, as I waved to this okada man, he smiled just as Buhari did when Jega announce the final result. The his smile was an indication that the election result would definitely send GEJ back to Otu Oke. He stopped and the following conversation ensued

Me- Oga how much ?
Okada man- Shey na only her abi na two of una ?
Me- Na only her na
Okada man- Bros na N200 ooooo
Me- You dey craze. Wetin we dey enter N50.. Abeg commot for here. Go tell that to Dangote

4. The Ones Without Head Lamps
Their okadas have no head lamps at night. If pedestrians are not careful, they might got hit. Some even have head lamp but you will see it facing the sky.

I have even seen cases when a okada man put a torch light in his mouth at night

5. The Risk Takers
These ones take more risk than successful entrepreneur like Dangote. They calculatively overtake trailers, danfos, vans and BRT, and they however compete with other vehicles on the expressway.

Sometimes, they ride expertly that they may throw their two hands into their pockets while on a full speed, they look back at the exhaust every now, they open the full tank and will check the gauge at high speed as if they are driving a private jet.

If you tell them “oga abeg small small ooooo”, they will reply “calm down bros, no be today I don dey ride okada now”

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2 COMMENTS

  1. Long time no call,
    ma
    sorry dat i have not call u see
    frm muritala .
    Lagos state college of health technology.

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