A fancy hospital located on Lagos Island and in close proximity to Mega Plaza,Reddignton Hospital is a good spot for a break-up.
Call your mate to meet-up at the hospital, make sure you frame it as just a friendly visit, the randomness of the request will throw him or her off the scent of a potential break-up.
When they eventually show up, restrict yourself to the reception or areas without surgical tools lying around and then make your confession.
While it may seem irrational, breaking up in a hospital can definitely make the process smooth and easy. The ‘dumpee’ will be surrounded by the sick and unhealthy which will help them put things in perspective – they might have been ditched and their hearts broken, but they are still healthy and alive.
Also, if the breakup completely overwhelms them and they suffer from extreme panic attack or collapse, there will be plenty of cute doctors or nurses to help make that transition smoother.