Okay, I knew Wizkid will definitely come for Linda Ikeji, as she was the one who broke the story that Wizkid Has been served Quit Notice from his Lekki Mansion he had claimed he bought.
Moments ago, Wizkid hopped on a post Linda Ikeji shared yesterday to insult her for exposing him. He used expletive ridden language and claimed that she is unable to keep a man.
Wizkid has had issues with Ikeji because of a previous story she had done about him, plus breaking the news of his alleged babymama.
Now, he is taking the war to her page, and he also reminded fans of his New York home by posting a rooftop photo.
When 26-year-old Abigail Olori met Alhaja Latifat and her husband three years ago, she felt she had met an angel in human form who would turn the odds of her life for good.
Considering the fact that she had lost her parents and was saddled with the responsibility of catering for her siblings, she jumped at the offer to travel to Italy to work as an auxiliary nurse for the couple. Unknown to her, however, she was making the biggest mistake of her life.
A look into the eyes of the frail looking Abigail revealed misery, pains and betrayal that she has been subjected to in the last three years.
Coughing intermittently and straining herself to be audible, she narrated her ordeal in the hands of her traffickers.
“I met Alhaja Latifat and her husband in 2013 when they came to Nigeria; then I was 23-years-old. I knew them via a relative of mine, Rofel, when I was residing in Bayelsa with my siblings. Rofel invited me to Lagos; it was during the visit to Lagos that I was introduced to Alhaja Latifat who promised to take me to Italy”, she stated.
“Before the journey, they said they wanted me to become an auxiliary nurse for them in Italy but unfortunately I found myself in Libya. They took me via the desert. We were about 30 that were taken to Libya from Nigeria.
“Since I didn’t have parents, I was only able to raise N10, 000 which the alhaja claimed was for the passport she procured for me. The agreement was that I will work and pay her N2.4 million once I get to Italy which included the amount she spent to take me abroad and the return on her investment.
“Before we left Nigeria, they took us to a native doctor called Ewe in Abeokuta, Ogun State where we were made to swear an oath. It was after the oath that we were taken to Libya instead of Italy.
“Initially when I got to Libya and found out that my responsibility was to abort pregnancies for young girls, I refused but Alhaja Latifat and her husband locked me up in a room and beat me severely with a mop stick I had no option but to bulge. Each time I refused to perform abortion for any of the girls, they will lock me up and beat me.
“That was how I started assisting them to terminate unwanted pregnancies for the young girls who were working as call girls for Alhaja Latifat.
“We had girls within the ages of 10-15 working as call girls, sleeping with all sorts of men unprotected. Most of the girls were forced to sleep with elderly men as old as 60 years-old. Some of these girls confessed to me that they were hairdressing apprentices and fashion designers before they were deceived to come to Libya to work as prostitutes. “Any of the girls who refused to work, they will beat her up. Some of the girls who attempted to escape got into more trouble as they were resold to other traffickers in Libya.
“My main responsibility was to carry out abortion for the girls forced into prostitution. By my calculation, I would have aborted 320 pregnancies in the process. They built instrument which I used to perform the abortion on the girls. If a pregnancy was about a month, and the girl in question notified Alhaja Latifat about the development, the Alhaja Alhaja will not allow me to abort the baby till the pregnancy was about four or five months old.
“Apart from carrying out abortions, I also performed the job of a physician to the girls.
“They had about three houses which were used as brothels to house the girls who worked as call girls. I resided in one of the brothels called New York. The second was called White House. I can’t remember the name of the third one.
“I worked for the alhaja for about three years and I was able to raise the amount from the abortion I was performing on the girls and the money I got from my male friends who were into armed robbery in Libya. Like the call girls, I was not allowed to operate a bank account. Since I didn’t operate any bank account, the money I earned was kept with Alhaja Latifat. Within two years I was able to pay the N2.4m agreed amount on the contract and also give her N1.5M which I kept with her as my personal savings.
Following a warning by Apostle Johnson Suleiman of Omega Fire Ministries (OFM)that governor of Kaduna state,Nasir-El-Rufai would die if he doesn’t revoke the religious bill,the governor has asked him to give a specific date ..
According to the bill,religious leaders in the state will have to obtain a one year license to preach in the state, and specifies worshiping hours among other things.Speaking to Punch, El-Rufai said;
“I have not seen anyone talking about Islam actually. Most of the people that say I would die, as if I would not die, are people who call themselves Christian clergy. Of course, I will die. If that apostle is truly an apostle, he should mention the day I will die. There is nothing in that law that prevents or infringes the practice of religion. It seeks to ensure that those that preach religion are qualified, trained and certified by their peers to do it. And some sections of the media have made it as if the law was drafted against Christianity. It is most irresponsible and I have nothing to say except to leave the matter to God.”
A teenage student, whose name was withheld, stabbed a young classmate – both students of Cults Academy, Abeerdeen – because he refused to give him biscuits.
The killer had asked his classmate, Bailey Gwynne, 16, for “biscuits” as he had skipped lunch only for his mate to respond, “you don’t want to get any fatter”.
The chubby youth who was already struggling with inferiority complex didn’t find the joke funny as he retorted about his joker’s mother.
Bailey who was already leaving came back to confront his killer on mentioning his mother when they started grappling. The 16 year-old went to his back and got a knife which during the course of the struggle he used to stab Bailey.
He knew he had done something very bad as he was a nervous wreck when the school’s director was summoned only to meet Bailey’s already cold body.
Bailey was pronounced dead on arrival.
The court heard ‘The youth realized the impact of what he had done and was being treated for symptoms of post traumatic stress disorder including nightmares, anxiety and depression’.
Mr Duguid, the killer’s lawyer told the court: ‘My client was immature and suffered from post traumatic stress disorder and received medication for depression and nightmares’.
‘He genuinely is affected by these events in quite a profound way. He recognizes that he has taken someone’s life and he feels very profoundly sorry about that.’
He is a ‘naive’ youth who thought it would make him look cool to carry a knife would have to live with the ‘flawed’ decision for the rest of his life.
Last month, he was convicted for culpable homicide, following a five-day trial.
Jury at a the high court in Aberdeen ruled against the murder charge of Bailey Gwynne, 16; the teenage boy was sentenced for culpable homicide as it seems the unnamed youth had the weapons to “feel strong”.
As long ago as 2007, the then seven-year-old had attacked another primary school pupil with rocks in a lane. The victim was taken to hospital and his alarmed parents contacted police and the school.
Chillingly, they predicted their son’s attacker would one day commit an even more violent crime. The events of October 28 last year proved them right.
The simplest explanation for his behaviour is the boy thought knives were ‘cool’.
In his police interview, the killer himself said: ‘I never fitted in. I was just trying to act cool and confident and tough, but I wasn’t. I had them just to act tough.’ – Daily Mail
At the High Court in Edinburgh on Friday, judge Lady Stacey ordered the killer to be detained for nine years.
The young killer who had warning signs from the age of seven bought a knife and knuckleduster from Amazon and he took it to school everyday.
Lady Stacey said to the boy during his sentencing:
‘Nothing that I can say, nor any sentence I may impose, will do anything to lessen the grief that Bailey Gwynne’s family and his friends feel.
‘The shock of his death at such a young age was felt in the wider community and nothing I say will alleviate that.
‘You were convicted by the jury of carrying a knife and carrying knuckle dusters in school, and of culpable homicide of Bailey Gwynne. I have to sentence you in respect of these crimes.
‘I accept, as submitted on your behalf, that you have no previous convictions nor is there any record of violence.
‘I have also borne in mind your age and immaturity. Because you are 16 years of age I have to take account, as one of the primary considerations in deciding on sentence, your welfare and the desirability of you being reintegrated into society.
‘I also have considered the need for punishment and deterrence of others. The safety of the public is a further primary consideration.
‘Taking all of the circumstances into account, I have come to the conclusion that the only suitable disposal is a period of custody.
‘You chose to buy the weapons online so that you would not be asked for proof of age and you arranged to have them delivered in such a way that your mother would not know about them.
‘You took them to school on several occasions. I wish to make clear to you and anyone else who is ever tempted to carry a knife that the courts will regard that as a very serious matter.
‘It is obvious that buying the knife and taking it to school is what started the terrible course of events that led to Bailey losing his life.
‘If you had not carried a knife, the exchange of insults between you and Bailey would have led at the worst to a fist fight in which there would probably have been no serious injury and almost certainly no loss of life.’
Scott Disick says that he’s so grateful that Rob Kardashian is happy with Blac Chyna.
via People:
“I’m just so so grateful and happy about it,” Disick told PEOPLE of Kardashian’s reemergence. “There’s literally nothing but happiness.”
Many have attributed Kardashian’s happiness to his new girlfriend Blac Chyna. Disick, 32, indicated that he’s not totally privy to Karashian’s relationship status, but he feels like there is bliss in his life.
“I don’t know anything more than that,” Disick said “I’m just happy that he’s happy.”
Earlier this week, Disick said in an interview that he thought that fame had come too quickly for the 29-year-old, who was catapulted into the spotlight when he starred alongside his family in Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
“He was just getting out of college, and then he became famous quickly – I think it was a lot for him to handle,” Disick said. “And I don’t think that’s exactly the path he wanted to be on, and he just got caught in the middle of it. So he had to take some time off.”
On Friday, Kourtney Kardashian‘s ex was in Las Vegas, hanging out at 1 OAK, as he often does.
The former reality star hung out in a VIP area behind the deejay booth as DJ Ikon played a mix of hip hop and house. Disick often hangs in this same private area and there’s even a pillow embroidered with his name on it that permanently sits on a coach, even when he’s not at the Vegas hotspot.
On Friday, the reality star again casually drank at the dinner at Mirage’s Stack and the nightclub, where he hung out with the club owner Eli Pacino, Alec Monopoly and several friends.
In his world, all is well.
“Things are good,” he said, “just relaxing and hanging around, working and traveling and doing these nightclub things here and there, mainly at 1 OAK.”
Popular Nollywood actress, Kate Henshaw has just dealt one of her fans a savage blow, lol!
Hours ago, one of her fans tried to make amends for the wrong she had done and had sent the screen goddess a private message, apologising for what she had said. But Henshaw had other plans; she put the follower on the blast by publishing the private message.
“After they talk trash on your page and you give them a taste of their own medicine, they come to your DM to apologise!” The actress wrote. “Now ‘it’ says she was never a fan and it was because of Baby Michael she became one! Please move away from my page and get a life! What rubbish!!
“People talk trash all the time not caring how they make you feel but turn the tables and it’s like ‘oh you are taking it too far…you are too harsh’!! Don’t come for me….I won’t come for you… Simple!” Kate Henshaw concluded.
See the private message and note:
Recall that Kate Henshaw had warned fans who troop to her page to post negative comments. It all started when a rude fan called her ‘ugly’ and he was rightly put in his place by the screen goddess who rebuked him in the harshest terms. Later she put up a note. “‘Come at me with evil spewing out of your mouth and all gloves are off!” She said.
Yesterday,HKN act, Davido and his team touched down Congo where he was scheduled to perform. At the hotel, Davido was overwhelmed when an excited fan met him for the first time and broke down in tears, crying, “Davido, Davido.”
The singer could be heard consoling the astounded fan. “Calm down,” Davido said, helping the young man to his feet, before pulling him in for a hug. “This guy is the biggest fan I have ever met,” he added.
Meanwhile, the ‘Aye’ singer claims he missed his flight and so his crew had to chatter a private jet to the central African country. “What do you do when you miss your flight,” Davido asked the HKN rapper B-Red, who responded with a “you chatter a private jet!”
See the photos of their jet before take off at Murtala Mohammed Airport in Lagos:
Apparently Wizkid is not quite the Lagos landlord that we thought he was.
LIB reports that the pop star was served with a quit notice from his Lekki phase 1 home yesterday April 1st.
According to LIB, the “Pakurumo” crooner’s eviction notice was received by his ‘reps’, his rent is said to have expired since January this year.
Wizkid announced the house to the world in 2013.
According to LIB:
He was served quit notice yesterday Friday April 1st. (His reps collected it on his behalf) and he was given until April 11th to vacate the premises. A source close to the singer said his people had already started to gradually move his things out of the house.
Wizkid moved into the duplex in 2013 after parting with EME and everyone believed he had bought the house, a notion which the pop star did nothing to correct.
A couple of days back the singer posted some pictures of himself in a massive Atlanta mansion which also {mis}led people into believing it was his property.
Perhaps he is finally moving into his own home, as his people are said to be moving his things from the house already. Never the less he has been given till the 11th of this month to vacate the residence.
You know all those consoling romance lines men give to their aging wives so as to make em feel ageless? You know… something like “Baby, you’re just like fine wine, you look and taste even better with age”
Yup! I know you do know that line… Lol. There are quite a number of Nollywood actress who can be referred to as “fine wine” and it’s certainly not for consolation!
This weekend afternoon, YBL charts up five stunning Nollywood actresses, who are in their 40s and look like they’re in their 30s.
1. Rita Dominic
Super stunning actress, Rita Dominic who few months ago, debuted a blockbuster movie, “Suru’Lere”, is by a fact unarguable one of the most gorgeous actresses in Nollywood and one can agree that the screen diva looks nothing beyond thirty.
She studied Theatre Arts at the Univerisity of Port Harcourt, and landed her first major acting role in 1998. In 2012, she was crowned the Best Actress in a Leading Role at the AMVCA’s for her role in The Meeting.
Dominic is also an exceptional style icon who keeps slaying on the red carpet and her ageless beauty makes her the perfect ambassador for beauty line, Zaron Cosmetics.
Popular female singer, Simi recalls how she grew up while chatting with Saturday Beats recently, taking a trip down memory lane, she said that she has always been a tomboy because she grew among three boys.
“While growing up, I was kind of a tom boy because I have three elder brothers, and from my mum I was the only girl and the last born. So I liked wearing sneakers, baggy jeans, and I was this bad girl who didn’t like too much trouble.”
Simi revealed she and her brothers were spoilt but, the separation of their parents made them grow up faster than expected.
In her words, “My dad spoilt my brothers and I. We watched movies a lot, but my brothers preferred horror movies so we all watched it together. But it was fun. When I was nine years, my parents got separated and that was a really tough time for us because we had to grow up faster but we came through and we were good,” Simi said.
If this doesn’t wow you, I don’t know what will!!!
The photo of this child four months ago when she was starving spread like wild fire on Social Media. It’s apparent now that the baby fell into good hands who fed her well.
The good hands she fell into was that of SakinaMission who picked her up at that time, treated her and more hungry babies for malnutrition.
Look at her cheeks and her smile! It’s just too delightful!
Popular Comedienne, Lepacious Bose, has giving us the most amazing thrill of the month and she definitely can’t be April fooling us cause the day is over!!!
It’s known that the comic act has for a while now being working on her weight loss but this photo she just few seconds ago on her Instagram page got us wowed!!
She has lost quite the weight and now looks like a normal average woman. She shared the thrilling photo and gave it this lengthy caption:
You lose weight, maybe three or four pounds maybe much more. But you slip, have a bad day, or a “weak moment” and you eat something you shouldn’t have. And what do you tell yourself? ‘Now I’ve completely blown it!’ I might as well really binge!
Beware the trap of perfectionism – aim to eat sensibly and healthily most of the time not all the time. Don’t live under a self imposed dictatorship.
We all eat more than we should of the wrong kind of stuff now and then. Think of your weight as something that (once you’ve reached a healthy weight) can go up and down to some extent.
Have a ‘sliding scale’ in your mind of a couple of pounds either side your target weight. Everyone’s weight fluctuates a bit and you should prepare for this. No one can live for long under a self imposed too harsh dictatorship.
The whole idea is to enjoy the journey because it’s the journey of a lifetime. Change what ‘treats’ mean to you.
Like I always say it’s a mind game: all our lives we have been brainwashed; from childhood it’s drummed into us that “treats” consist of fatty, sugary empty calorific stodge.
So what happens next? We start eating healthily and suddenly we have no treats. We feel deprived.
Of course a treat is whatever you decide it is. Is it really a treat to clog arteries, add unsightly fat, feel bad about yourself, risk diabetes and heart disease? Then out of guilt go on a binge?
Write down five treats that don’t involve enhancing fat or sugar. Whether the treat is calling a friend, going for a walk, or even having a cup of special tea or coffee, we can all reward and comfort ourselves. It’s how we do it that counts. Weight loss is not a cure-all
Don’t expect weight loss to cure all of life’s problems. Sure you’ll be healthier, fitter and so on, and that will have positive and maybe unexpected positive ripple effects but, as a slimmer person, you’ll still have a bad day in the office, moments of self doubt, times when you feel undervalued.
Believe it or not, many people feel let down when they become slimmer and then find that being slim doesn’t solve all their problems in one go (i discovered that the hard way and it was a painful reality) to be continued.
Stephanie Regina Hornecker is the stunning daughter of former classic Nollywood actress cum ex-beauty queen, Regina Askia. The 24-year-old lady is fast growing into one heck of a stunner!
Yesterday, Nigerian businesswoman and environmental ambassador for Lagos, Omowunmi Akinnifesi shared a post on Instagram, implying that she just got engaged but just as we thought, the news was an April Fool’s day prank.
The former beauty queen was simply playing a prank which many media houses believed. She later came forward to reveal that it was not real.
#Aprilfool I couldn’t help it. Too bad this photo may not get as many likes as the prank photo. Goes to show you gossip gist spreads faster than the truth ???. But don’t worry guys. Very soon. Thank you for the calls, texts and DMs ?. To all my lovely bloggers. Sorry for the inconvenience ??? cc @genevievemagazine ??? u caught me first, @exquisitemagazinenig @thenetng @eveandtribe @bodexng @fansafrica @nnuya2938
Dakore Egbuson-Akande covers the latest edition of Blanck Magazine which is their “Body Issue” and in it she talks about her fitness journey & losing postpartum weight to get back into the movie business.
When Serena Williams said strong is the new beautiful, she meant every word of it, and this has been proven by actress Dakore Akande who is featured in the hot new issue of Blanck magazine.
Dressed in a simple body suit that showed of her curves, the new mum is a sight to behold as she talks about her physique, career, motherhood and more. The iconic star said she worked hard to change what she didn’t like about her body, especially after giving birth to her child.
On meeting to media world’s beauty standard, she said, “it’s about what rocks your boat, but don’t let anyone dictate for you who you should be; skinny doesn’t mean beautiful.”
The ultimate cool cat himself , IcePrince Zamani , stays true to form with his recent spate of hits by giving us yet another banger “Seasons”.
Highly introspective , Seasons shows a deeper , more mature side to Mr Zamani than his fans are used to.
With lush visuals by fast-rising director Shay UA , super producer illkeyz on the beat and mix and master by Citymonstar , it’s sure looks to be a highly colorful year for IcePrince .
Flavour‘s babymama, Anna Banner who is a former beauty queen, recently modelled for 2Rule Cloathings where she sported a casual outfit, yet looks gorgeous in light make up.
Anna Ebiere Banner despite giving birth to a baby, she’s not slowing down at all.Check out more photos below;
Yesterday,popular vlogger, Toke Makinwa shared a photo of herself and RMD at an African Magic event in Lagos, and the OAP couldn’t hold back from sharing her excitement.
“So I met the great RMD and he knew who I was upon meeting him,” she wrote, adding, “I almost fainted. I think I actually did. It was an out of body experience.”
Makinwa had previously clarified her stutus. The 31-year-old’s marriage to trainer Maje Ayida crumbled last year after he cheated on her and also put his mistress in the family way.
Before now, there were previous speculations that she made peace with Ayida, but the OAP set the records straight in early March. “I am single,” she wrote, driving the point home about her status.
Now, she is gushing over RMD as many fans would, but what surprised many people was that she quickly deleted the post from her Instagram page moments after posting it, leaving us wondering why.
However, we were lucky to get a screenshot, and it is hilarious reading how she captured that moment when she met the legendary actor for the first time.
Toke Makinwa has decided to put out all rumours to rest after an Instagram user accused the OAP of having a mystery child outside wedlock. The lady had stated that Toke was hiding the child from the world while busy sharing selfies and photos of herself enjoying life on social media.
Many of her fans were surprised by this as we were all curious to know when, how, who she had the child for, but Toke simply deleted the “lady’s comment” from her page and kept mum about the allegations until recently.
Makinwa sat down with Saturday Beats and she addressed the claims and stated it was laughable that anyone would take such a comment seriously.
Toke Makinwa and Jamal (Tiwa Savage’s son.)
“I have been in this industry for over six years. My radio career started in 2010 and I am working with one of the most popular radio stations in Nigeria, I was on television and I have a Vlog. If I have a child, everyone would know. It is laughable and there is no iota of truth in that post,” she said.
Toke Makinwa was married to Fitness expert, Maje Ayida until their marriage crashed after she discovered he had allegedly cheated on her and also welcomed a love child with his ex-girlfriend.
Two persons have been killed and 40 houses set ablaze as two communities in Akoko-Edo local government clashed over a mango tree.
The clash that occurred on Wednesday between the Uneme-Ekpedo and Bekuma-Okpameri communities started after four persons from Uneme-Ekpedo community went to a bush to pluck mangoes, but one of them was killed by youths from Bekuma-Okpameri community, who claimed the mango tree belonged to their village.
Angered by the murder of their compatriot, youths from Uneme-Ekpedo mobilized and attacked Bekuma-Okpameri, setting houses ablaze.
The palace of the traditional ruler of Bekuma-Okpameri, HRH Moses Alabi, was also torched by the rampaging youths.
According to the Nation newspaper, people injured in the attacked are now receiving treatment at an emergency camp in nearby Lampese.
“As I am talking to you, there is nobody in Bekuma-Okpameri. It was unbelievable. The youth have completely sacked the community and residents are now camped in Lampese,” a source told the Nation.
Edo State Commissioner of Police, Chris Ezike, confirmed the incident and said a fact-finding police team has been sent to the community to arrest responsible for the mayhem.
Ezike added that the police held talks with the two traditional rulers in a bid to get to the root of the issue and restore peace.
Kourtney Kardashian, 36, got the shock of her life – or did she? – when she ‘caught’ her baby daddy Scott Disick, 32, under the covers with sister Kendall Jenner, 20, on Friday.
It turned out to be just another prank put on by members of the most famous reality show family in the world with the businessman blurting out ‘April Fools!’
The Snapchat video began with the camera-wielding Kourtney combing the house for Kendall…then she came across Kylie Jenner asking curiously “Where’s Kendall?”. Kylie nonchalantly told her she thought Kendall was upstairs, so she went upstairs and into a bedroom where she saw her baby Daddy Scott cuddled in bed with Kendall.
Kourtney tells Scott that he is ‘sick’ as her camera follows him from the bedroom, down the hall and out the door.
Scott answered by saying, Yeah everyone knows how inappropriate I am. Then he turned and screamed… ‘April Fools!’
Oyo State Governor’s Daughter – Abisola Kola-Daisi has been a victim of attacks from concerned Nigerians on Social media due to her upscale fashion items and extravagant lifestyle.
A user on instagram recently came for her pointing out her extravagant lifestyle while her father, who is the Governor of Oyo State owes a lot of workers.
The user @sandcols65 wrote:
You live an extravagant life and flaunt it in people’s faces. Your dad the governor of Oyo state is owing families months of salaries. This quite inhuman and you are here flaunting a luxury life. How many charities do you get involve with?? All you do is one senseless give away. We know All about the 30% cut you get if people go through you to ur dad to get contract. But remember this doesn’t last forever. Life doesn’t last forever. All the designer shoes, bags etc you acquire through the masses money will not last forever. Shame on and your heartless daddy @abi_kd
She responded:
I am so sorry you feel this way @sandcols65 Please check out my website at www.abikd.com God bless you and your entire family and May he continue to bless the works of our hands. Amen #Blessedchild #Godsfavour #Godsgrace #Godsglory
You all remember Debbie? @Debbified ? She got popular when her good friend, Gossipgirlie started an online campaign for good Nigerians to help fund her Cancer treatment.
Debbie has lost her battle with cancer. She passed away today April 1st, 2016 after years of battling breast cancer, liver cancer and just last year, bone cancer – since 2012.
Debbie who had quickly become a beacon of hope to others struggling with the disease through her faith and enthusiasm, will be missed dearly.
The news of Debbie’s death was broken by her friend, Gossipgirlee who made the shocking announcement via her Instagram page.
Below is what she wrote with the photo of Debbie above:
Adieu Debbie. The best sister I could ever wish for, u were still yelling at me on Tuesday when I was crying that you are gonna be fine that you were just feeling sleepy. This was not our plan. We were suppose to go back to Nigeria together to thank Nigerians for their love and support over you. In as much as I love you so much. God loves you so much more. Sleep on Osarere Idiagbonya till we meet again.
Five days before her death, Debbie had shared a photo of herself, while sharing a hymn as its caption.
Debbie fought like a hero and has moved on to greater glory. Her instagram profile reads “A stage IV Invasive Ductal Carcinoma Metastasized Breast Cancer Fighter. I am a working progress in GOD’s lab. With GOD and you, I will beat cancer”
My wife has taken my April Fool joke very seriously. I decided to pull a prank on her today, and it’s almost going out of hand.
It was in the morning, and I knew she wasnt yet aware that it was April Fool’s Day. So I told her that I had a confession to make to her and it has been eating me up. I told her that I have a child outside our marriage. That I have a son who’s around 12yrs now. That I had the child before I met her, but I couldn’t tell her because I didn’t want to lose her.
She was speechless but I could tell she was shaken. She searched my eyes to know if I was joking, but I maintained my seriousness. She calmy started asking me questions to know whether I was being real, but I was already prepared for any question. By the time she was through interrogating me, she has already broken down in tears.
I continued with the joke, and I told her to please forgive me for not telling her all this while. She believed everything I said and by the time I told her it was April Fool’s joke, it was too late. She was inconsolable, and she told me it wasn’t a joke, cos she knew I was telling her the truth. She said she had always had the feeling that I had a child cos she saw it in her dream before we got married.
To cut it short, right now she’s mad at me…and she has threatened to leave with my 6 months old daughter and abandon our 3 yr-old marriage. She has already called her mum and sister and narrated the whole thing.
So, guys plz I need una help right now. My own April Fool prank has gone all wrong. What can I do?
Former Vice President of Nigeria, Atiku Abubakar Fell for his children classic prank! Yeah we know how being the prey can be. But I really just wonder his reaction when he discovered he was fooled..
Baba be like:
Welldone!
Although, He didn’t reveal what the prank was, but He’s promised to pay them back when it’s time to pay their monthly allowance.
My son @Mustyblax and sisters made a very funny #AprilFools joke this morning. I will make my own joke when it's time for monthly allowances
